After going crazy, he was pampered by the heroine's geniuses

Chapter 248: A Wedding is Coming

Xia Ye scratched his ears. Was it because he had been practicing in seclusion for too long recently and there was too much earwax, causing him to hear auditory hallucinations?

"Master Li, I'm sorry, I'm hallucinating. Who did you say slept with whom?"

Li Xiangdao suddenly became a little embarrassed and whispered shyly.

"Uncle Master, I am so embarrassed. It was your little flower who raped me when she got drunk a month ago."

Xia Ye was speechless.

It is really hard to imagine that in the fairy tale, the beauty turns into a strongman and beats the beast on the spot.

"And then? She's not responsible?"

Speaking of this, Li Xiangdao felt full of grievances and grabbed Xia Ye's sleeve and started complaining.

"Yes! The next morning, she turned hostile and refused to admit anything. She ran back to Baihua Valley in a hurry.

I immediately took a hundred boxes of betrothal gifts to ask for marriage from Master Yun Zheng. However, Hua Hua said she would not marry, so I said I wanted to be a live-in son-in-law.

But she actually asked me to castrate myself and become a woman, saying that Baihua Valley had no tradition of taking in men since ancient times.

Why is my life so miserable? I finally got a wife, but she asked me to castrate myself... wuwuwu..."

"Pfft-"

Please forgive Xia Ye for bursting out laughing.

"Hahaha..."

Behind her there was also the sound of a group of people laughing.

Xia Ye turned around and saw that a group of disciples from Baihua Valley had gathered around him at some point, all of them were laughing so hard that they were beating their chests and stamping their feet.

Li Xiangdao didn't expect that everyone was there. He covered his face and couldn't face anyone, scratching his head anxiously.

"Ahem, that's enough."

Xia Ye waved at those disciples who were eager to create chaos in the world.

"You all should go and practice, don't rush over to join in the fun."

After everyone had laughed enough, they remembered the purpose of their visit.

"I was just saying, Junior Uncle-Master, you are so unkind. After we were poisoned, you didn't even bother to feed us some detoxification pills, but just stuffed us into the hands of Gu Zun?"

what?

Xia Ye was a little confused. Didn’t she detoxify everyone?

"It was thanks to the thoughtfulness of Venerable Gu that he borrowed some detoxification pills from Venerable Wenyuan of Shennong Sect to save us."

"That's right, otherwise we'd all miss the chance to take advantage."

"Uncle Junior Master, do you know that you almost made a big mistake? You taught us that it's a bad idea not to take advantage of others. How come you forgot it?"

"Hmph! I'm going to despise you for a quarter of an hour!"

......

Xia Ye tried his best to refute and lie with open eyes.

"Who said I didn't detoxify you? Gu Junxing's actions were my orders, otherwise why would a straight man like him think of such a small matter?"

Little things?

Nan Ju looked at Gu Junxing angrily, "Venerable Gu, you said yourself that you gave us the detoxification pills because of the orders of our junior uncle?"

All the disciples of Baihua Valley looked at Gu Junxing, hoping that he could uphold justice.

As a result, Xia Ye glanced over.

Gu Junxing immediately straightened his back and said confidently.

"Of course, I must have listened to your junior uncle's instructions to detoxify you, otherwise I would have taken advantage of Lingyun Palace.

How can I have the time to save you?"

The disciples of Baihua Valley: "......"

Venerable Gu, don't you feel guilty for saying this?

Will your conscience hurt?

Li Xiangdao was a little confused.

No!

Ladies and gentlemen, don’t you see that he, such a big sect leader, is here, yet he is discussing how to take advantage of their sect so unscrupulously?

However, thinking about his future relationship with Huahua, he decided to endure it.

After all, we will all be a family from now on.

"Uncle Junior Master! Stop discussing whether or not you are taking advantage of me. If you can convince Hua Yin to marry me, Lingyun Palace will only follow Baihua Valley's lead in the future!

If Huahua told me to go east, I would never go west. If she told me to kill someone, I would never set a fire.

Elder Yun Zheng said that you are more clever than a monkey when it comes to hair, please help me find a solution!"

chap!

I fell!

Who is the monkey?

Given Sect Leader Li's intelligence and emotional intelligence, she would not agree to let Huahua marry him.

It's really like a flower stuck in a pig's butt.

Fart all the time.

Xia Ye rolled his eyes to the sky and cursed reluctantly.

"Li Xiangdao! Is that ball on your neck used to dig the ground? Why don't you turn it around and wait for it to rust?

You are not from Baihua Valley, why do you insist on entering Baihua Valley? Why don't you just lure Huahua out? "

"what?"

Li Xiangdao didn't understand what it meant.

He stared at Xia Ye in a daze, stupidly.

Xia Ye couldn't stand looking at the silly Li Xiangdao any longer and slapped him on the back of the head.

"Forget it. I don't want to marry a stubborn guy like you. No wonder people say that the bigger the muscles, the smaller the brain capacity. I'm really impressed."

Xia Ye got up and left.

Li Xiangdao hurriedly chased after her. He jumped back and forth to stop Xia Ye from leaving. Finally, he hugged Xia Ye's legs and sat on the ground, unable to act like a spoiled child.

He insisted that Xia Ye give him an explanation and make the decision for him.

Xia Ye was really annoyed, and Wen Yuan couldn't bear it any longer, so he pulled Li Xiangdao over and whispered in his ear.

"Sect Master Li, Xia Xia's idea is that you can build a house next to the Hundred Flowers Valley and lure Hua Yin Xian Zun out to live there every day.

She doesn't have to leave Baihua Valley, and you don't have to live in Baihua Valley. Isn't this the best of both worlds!"

Li Xiangdao suddenly understood what was going on after hearing this. He slapped his forehead and bowed repeatedly to Xia Ye.

"Thank you, Junior Master, for your guidance. Thank you, Junior Master, for your guidance.

When Huahua and I hold our Taoist Couple Ceremony, I will definitely give Junior Master Uncle a big red envelope as a matchmaker."

Xia Ye rolled his eyes towards the sky in disdain.

She is so rare!

If it weren't for the fact that Huahua really liked this fool, she really wanted to kick that pig's head to pieces.

Li Xiangdao obtained the true scriptures and ran away in a hurry.

He ran and shouted to the disciples on both sides.

"My disciples, your leader has to marry his wife first! You foolish boys must be envious and jealous!

Hahahaha... After chasing her for so many days, I couldn't even touch her little hand, what a bunch of rubbish..."

Disciples: "..."

My hands are itching. Is it against the law to beat the sect leader?

If it doesn't violate the laws of heaven, they will have to take action!

Xia Ye's hands were also itchy, so he turned around and asked everyone.

"Is it too late for me to regret now? I really want to stuff his nasty mouth into my intestines."

The men's anus tightened when they heard this.

However, when they looked at Sect Leader Li's happy and excited back, they were truly envious.

Look at others, their devotion has finally paid off, but what about them?

The road to chasing my wife is endless!

They also want to get married!

However, on second thought, after all, Sect Master Li had been pursuing him for thousands of years before he accomplished this good deed.

Where have they been?

The journey to obtain the scriptures has not yet been successful, and the crazy men need to work harder!