coobybook Chapter 132 Thailand Chapter 60: Hair Pull
Chapter 132 Thailand Chapter 60: Hair Pull
The guard first brought over a table, and then took out a bunch of uninflated balloons.
"You can get as many rings as you can blow up in one minute."
He explained the rules.
"Go, Lao Shang! Go, go! If you're a man, you have to work harder!"
Xu Jianian was inside cheering him on.
"Ready? Let's start the timer."
Shang Xu stood in front of the table.
The guard pressed the stopwatch to start the timer.
"..."
Shang Xu puffed out his cheeks and pinched the opening of the balloon with both hands.
"Go! Go! Go! Go!!"
Xu Jianian chattered away like a sparrow.
(Comment: So cute, with chubby cheeks.)
(Comment: Xu Dawan's image is completely ruined by appearing on this show.)
(Comments: Blow, blow, blow away bad luck, blow away Director Ma's slippers, blow away Li Datou's phone, blow away Shen Youyou's Fu Strong, blow away Xia Yu... Hey? Blow and blow, but it won't blow away, it turns out her heart and my heart are connected.)
“…5960.”
"time up."
Shang Xu stopped what he was doing and slowly tied the tail of the last balloon tightly.
Looking at the scene, aside from the one that exploded, there are four remaining.
The guard gave him four rings, each the size of a plate, to toss them together.
"and then?"
Shang Xu asked.
"Yeah, and then what? Am I finally free?"
Xu Jianian was happy and even hummed a song.
"Squeak—".
The guard opened the cell door.
When Xu Jianian was overjoyed and wanted to rush out to feel the fresh air.
He had barely taken one step when the guard grabbed him by the back of his collar.
"Wait, it's not over yet."
"what?"
Xu Jianian struggled a couple more times, but was eventually pinned firmly against the door.
He sat cross-legged on the ground, seemingly trying to do something.
Shang Xu was facing Xu Jianian, a few meters away.
Looking at the ring toss game hanging on his wrist and then at Xu Jianian, he understood how to play next.
"You can take this piglet away if you use the ring toss, but you only have four chances."
Guard the way.
"What? What do you take me for!"
Xu Jianian was furious.
The live chat was flooded with insults and abuse directed at Director Ma.
"Haha, okay."
Shang Xu smiled.
"If you're bad at the game and get caught, and you still want to keep playing, you can only reluctantly admit defeat."
"Forget it, I don't care about taking a few more losses, as long as I don't get eliminated."
He saw that his health had dropped to 39%, and he was naturally very anxious.
"Here you go, take a shot, make sure you're accurate."
Xu Jianian sat upright.
"okay."
Shang Xu deftly threw out the first ring.
It hit Xu Jianian on the head with a thud and then fell to the ground.
Xu Jianian: ??o·(? ??????????? )?o·?.
"Haha, mistake."
What evidence do you have to prove you didn't do it intentionally?
Shang Xu was too lazy to reply to him and continued with another round of questioning.
Even as he gave up the second lap, Xu Jianian was still watching closely.
As the circle approached, he twisted his neck, which looked quite funny.
"Pfft."
The extras and guards standing nearby couldn't help but chuckle.
"What are you laughing at? You didn't even manage to snag one!"
Xu Jianian was indifferent.
"Don't rush, you need to be a patient person."
Shang Xu toyed with the third circle with his index finger.
It spun and spun, then flew away.
Seeing a glimmer of hope, Xu Jianian jumped up to try and throw the rings.
He was still a step too slow; the circle flew over his unkempt head and landed behind him.
Xu Jianian: ...
"Shang Xu, are you sure you can handle this?"
"If the challenger fails, then we will all become pigs."
The guard spoke.
"what??"
If Shang Xu had known this earlier, he wouldn't have played so much.
His playful gaze faded, and he prepared to take it seriously.
But Xu Jianian wasn't in a hurry.
"Okay, come keep me company."
He yawned.
It flew precisely across the fourth circle.
Shang Xu clapped his hands, feeling confident.
As a result, Xu Jianian played a trick and used his forehead to knock the ring away.
The ring veered off course and slipped around the guard's neck.
"What the hell?"
Guard: ?(⊙`?′⊙)?？
(Comment: Hahaha, the extra looks confused, how could they put this on his head??)
(Comment: Wow, what a beautiful purple crystal choker! Only four are available worldwide, and Shang Bao personally put it on me. So cool!)
(Comment: I thought Shang Xu was bad enough, but Xu Jianian is just plain stupid with a touch of wickedness. The two swords combined are like expired candy.)
"With your measly health, you think you can outlast me?"
Shang Xu was speechless; he had lost both his wife and his army.
Xu Jianian, with her personality, certainly wouldn't care about so many things.
"Come and talk to me."
He pointed to the dark water dungeon behind him.
[Announcement: Shang Xu was imprisoned in the water dungeon for failing to rescue Xu Jianian, and his health has decreased by 50%. He needs his companions to rescue him.]
[The water prison is dark and damp. From now on, every minute that passes, Shang Xu's health will decrease by one percent.]
[Currently, Shang Xu's HP is 50, Xu Jianian's is 34, and Fu Jingnian and Shen Youyou's are 50.]
[Friendly reminder: Cherish life, don't be reckless; even the best-laid plans can get you wet.]
Xia Yu: Σ( ′?Д?`)？ ？
"What's going on? Even Shang Xu has been dragged into this?"
Li Yan was puzzled.
"I have to go out and take a look."
After Xia Yu finished speaking, she jumped up and vaulted through the window into the vegetable garden.
Li Yan gave a thumbs up: "Great skill."
Little K outside the door was completely unaware.
He was still basking in the praise Xia Yu had just given him.
I had already planned in my mind how to brag to my friends and family after the recording, that I had appeared on a wildly popular show, and even had the screen time.
Little k:(/≧▽≦)/~┴┴ .
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So... how do I get to the water dungeon?
After leaving the vegetable garden, Xia Yu started wandering around aimlessly.
Until we reached an intersection where there was a complete map of the gorilla enclosure.
She quickly scanned it and memorized it.
(Comments: Sister Yu is so beautiful, but...it's really tragic. She has to go save two people, and she might even get herself killed.)
(Comments: No way, our Yu Bao is so smart, Shang Xu could actually have saved Xu Jianian, he just played around in the first few rounds and messed with Xu Jianian, but he got it over with in the end, right? He went in to join him!)
(Comment: Xu Jianian is unusually clever this time, actually managing to trick Shang Xu, but he also hurt himself more than he hurt the enemy. Is Shang Xu alright now? Just don't let him strangle Xu Jianian in the water dungeon, there are no drones in there, so we can't see the big show.)
...
Water dungeon.
"It's all your fault, it's all your fault!"
"It's your fault, it's your fault!"
"Ouch, you dare pinch me!?"
"You dare pull my hair? Believe me or not, I'll... rip it off!"
Two grown men were tearing each other apart inside.
The guard was particularly curious and wanted to take a peek.
But the thought of being on live stream with countless eyes watching made him afraid.
(Comment: Frog Fun, they're fighting! They're really fighting!)
(Comment: Mini drones should be able to get in, right? Hurry up and take us in to see what's going on. We'll just watch quietly and won't disturb them!)
(Comment: No need to elaborate on the ingredients, this is a spectacular show of the year. Mrs. Ma is getting so many gold coins for nothing, she should upgrade her mini drone. It doesn't understand what the audience is thinking at all.)