coobybook Chapter 153 Go, Little Car God!
Chapter 153 Go, Little Car God!
Chapter 153 Go, Little Car God!
Labor camps.
Young racing prodigy Sheng Liang lay on his bed, his mind filled with images of the Takal Rally. It was so exhilarating; just thinking about it made him happy…
Although Sheng Liang was theoretically a student in the labor camp, his status was different. He was Lord Wang's nephew, and Liu Yunli, the person in charge of the labor camp, was very adept at currying favor. As soon as Sheng Liang arrived at the labor camp, Liu Yunli arranged for him to be placed in the best room.
In modern terms, Sheng Liang was imprisoned in "Qincheng" prison. Our little racing god was a person of status.
Wang Wenzhou, with one arm around Zhao Fengmin and the other holding Jiang Xuyang's hand, kicked the door open.
"Damn it! Who the hell is it..." Sheng Liang got up and wanted to curse, but when he saw it was his uncle, he quickly greeted him with a smile.
"Oh! You've got quite a temper!" Wang Wenzhou mocked.
"Big brother! I was wrong!" Sheng Liang quickly apologized.
"Alright, let Minmin help you change your dressing first," Wang Wenzhou said.
"Mmm." Sheng Liang nodded, quickly took off his clothes, and lay face down on the bed with his butt sticking out.
Wang Wenzhou went over and saw that it was no wonder Sheng Liang was in a bad mood; his back and buttocks were completely torn apart.
Zhao Fengmin opened the medical kit and helped Sheng Liang change his dressing.
"Sss..." Sheng Liang was in pain, and sweat beaded on his face.
"Alright! Young Master Liang, get up now," Zhao Fengmin said.
"Okay!" Sheng Liang nodded and got dressed.
Wang Wenzhou pointed to the food box on the ground and said, "This is a nutritious meal that Minmin made for you. Take it out and eat it. Don't waste it. Eat it all. These are all very nutritious foods, such as bull penis, sheep penis, horse penis, seahorse, oysters, etc. I'm drooling just looking at them."
Zhao Fengmin gave Wang Wenzhou a resentful look; the adult was being unserious again.
"Okay." Sheng Liang picked up the food box.
"Wait a minute!" Wang Wenzhou said, "You play with Xiaoyang for a while, I need to change my dressing first. Do you know where you're supposed to go after you've eaten?"
"Huh?" Sheng Liang was puzzled.
"Are you stupid?! Giving you so much aphrodisiac food is obviously to make you go find Li Yajing to drive you around," Wang Wenzhou said irritably.
"Big brother! Please forgive me! I really know I was wrong!" Sheng Liang quickly begged for mercy.
Wang Wenzhou asked with exasperation, "Xiao Liang, do you want to marry Li Yajing?"
"I want to!" Sheng Liang's eyes lit up when he thought of Li Yajing.
"Come here, let me teach you a lesson!" Wang Wenzhou said in the tone of someone who had been there: "Getting a girl to willingly marry you is difficult in some ways, but easy in others. The easiest way is to seduce her."
Sheng Liang said with a long face, "Big brother, Li Yajing is ignoring me now, nothing I say will make a difference!"
"Are you stupid?! Sleep with her! Sleep with her! As long as you can make her cry, I guarantee you can marry her," Wang Wenzhou said with a smile.
Sheng Liang certainly wanted to drive, but the price of driving was too high—it hurt too much. He asked doubtfully, "Really?"
"Why would I lie to you? If you still can't seduce her this time, you can just get whipped again," Wang Wenzhou laughed.
"Ah... I'll get whipped too!" Sheng Liang said with a mournful face.
Wang Wenzhou said seriously, "Xiao Liang, you have to understand, there's no such thing as a free lunch. Whatever you want, you have to pay a price. The more you gain, the more you lose. Do you really want to marry Li Yajing?"
"Big brother, I'll listen to you!" Sheng Liang said, looking as if he were ready to die.
"Alright, take Xiaoyang out to play for a while, I'm going to change the dressing," Wang Wenzhou urged.
The reason Wang Wenzhou asked Sheng Liang to take Jiang Xuyang out was because the time he was changing his dressing was really inappropriate for children.
As soon as the door closed, Zhao Fengmin immediately took off all her clothes.
Wang Wenzhou sat up on the bed, receiving Zhao Fengmin's services. Before Wang Wenzhou transmigrated, he had only ever seen such a beautiful and attentive doctor in Japanese adult films.
After changing the medicine, the two parted ways. Zhao Fengmin had to go to Hanshan School to treat the wounded, while Wang Wenzhou, holding Jiang Xuyang's little hand, went to find Liu Rushi.
Because Jiang Peiya risked his life to save him, Wang Wenzhou truly intended to raise Jiang Xuyang as his own son. Wang Wenzhou felt that since he had a beautiful girl, he must let his closest relatives see her.
Wang Wenzhou picked up Jiang Xuyang and stood outside the classroom window.
Wang Wenzhou pointed to Liu Rushi on the podium and said, "Xiao Yangyang, she is also your mother."
"Father, why do I have so many mothers?" Jiang Xuyang was a clever child who liked to ask why.
"Hmm..." Wang Wenzhou pondered for a moment. Of course, he couldn't say it was because your father was a womanizer. He had to put it in a more sophisticated way.
“That’s how it is,” Wang Wenzhou said seriously. “It all started with our ancestors, the monkeys. In a monkey troop, the king is always a male. The king can sleep with whichever female he wants, and the females all have an attitude of, ‘King, I want to have your babies.’”
“Father, I still don’t understand. You’re not the Monkey King!” Jiang Xuyang asked, frowning.
"Pah!" Wang Wenzhou laughed and scolded, "Of course your father isn't a monkey! An excellent man is like the Monkey King. From an evolutionary perspective, it's survival of the fittest. Only the best genes can be passed down. So, when you grow up, you must become an excellent man, so you can sleep with all sorts of beautiful women."
"Do you understand?" Wang Wenzhou asked.
Jiang Xuyang nodded, looking like he didn't quite understand, and said, "I understand. But my mother says that philandering men are not good men."
Wang Wenzhou immediately flew into a rage and asked, "Which mother of yours said that?"
"My dear mother!" Jiang Xuyang was so frightened that he almost burst into tears.
Wang Wenzhou quickly said gently, "That's where your mother is wrong. In our Ming Dynasty, if a man is thirty years old and hasn't taken a concubine, his wife will say to him: 'Husband, you're not young anymore, you should take a concubine, otherwise the neighbors will definitely say that I'm being unreasonable.'"
Wang Wenzhou asked, "Little Yangyang, have you read the Book of Rites?"
Jiang Xuyang nodded and replied, "I have already memorized it."
Wow, what a prodigy! So smart.
Wang Wenzhou asked, "Alright, then let me test you. What comes after the seven days of a woman's death?"
Jiang Xuyang thought for a moment, then loudly recited: "There are seven things a woman should be removed from: disobeying her parents, being childless, adultery, jealousy, having a serious illness, being talkative, and stealing."
Wang Wenzhou laughed and said, "Jealousy, go away. Jealousy refers to envy. It is perfectly reasonable, legal, and in accordance with ancestral rules for a man to take a concubine! For thousands of years, China has been a nation where taking concubines has always been a matter of course!"
"Yes! I understand." Jiang Xuyang nodded.
"Shh!" Wang Wenzhou whispered, "Xiao Yangyang, you understand this principle, but you must not tell your mother in the classroom."
"Why?" Jiang Xuyang asked.
Wang Wenzhou was too lazy to explain anymore; if he continued explaining, his little ancestor would ask why it was still dawn.
It's actually quite simple. Liu Rushi is somewhat like a modern girl, even a feminist. Wang Wenzhou wasn't that foolish to suggest taking a concubine in front of a feminist. It's like trying to eat pork in front of a white hat—you're asking for trouble.