I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 187 The Most Beautiful Meal

Chapter 187 The Most Beautiful Meal

Liu Ru glanced at Wang Wenzhou disdainfully, chewed up the fish meat in her mouth, and fed it to Wang Wenzhou.

"Is that so?" Liu Rushi said coldly, "Didn't your Lanlan, Minmin, and Jiaojiao ever feed you?"

"Hmm..." Wang Wenzhou was speechless. Damn it, his sweet words had turned into digging a hole for himself in front of Liu Rushi, and now he couldn't find a ladder to climb out. It was too embarrassing.

"Ruru, Ruru, have some water." Wang Wenzhou could only pretend not to hear and change the subject.

"Hmph!" Liu Rushi took a sip of water and fed it to Wang Wenzhou.

Wang Wenzhou took the opportunity to kiss her a little longer.

Liu Rushi said irritably, "You fatso, are you drinking water or trying to take advantage of me?"

Wang Wenzhou said tenderly, "Ruru, Ruru, this is the happiest meal I've ever had in my life. The food in your mouth is the most beautiful food in the world. I wouldn't trade it for even the peaches of immortality from the Jade Pool in the celestial realm."

Liu Rushi rolled her eyes at Wang Wenzhou, annoyed. "You fatso, I don't believe you."

Wang Wenzhou's meal lasted from noon until evening.

Liu Rushi was supposed to have class in the afternoon, but the fat man insisted that he hadn't eaten enough, so she had no choice but to skip class and continue serving the fat man his meals.

"Fu Xingping, go and get another table of dishes; this one's getting cold," Wang Wenzhou shouted outside.

"Your subordinate obeys!" Fu Xingping replied from outside the door.

Liu Rushi shook her head with a wry smile. "You fatso, are you planning to eat here until tonight, and then force me to sleep with you when I'm too sleepy to stay? Dream on!"

Liu Rushi asked softly, "Wang Wenzhou, would you like some soup?"

"Uh..." Wang Wenzhou burped, nodded, and said with a smile, "Have some."

"Hmph!" Liu Rushi snorted coldly. Fatty, let you play around, you'll get stuffed to death!

Liu Rushi picked up a bowl of soup and drank it in big gulps. When she put the bowl down, there was only the bottom of the bowl left.

Liu Rushi leaned in and kissed Wang Wenzhou's big lips.

Wang Wenzhou was enjoying the soup in the beautiful girl's mouth, but after just one sip, he felt something was wrong; there was too much soup in the girl's mouth!

"Slow down! Slow down!" Wang Wen said as he drank.

Liu Rushi acted as if she hadn't heard and continued spitting soup into Wang Wenzhou's mouth.

After finishing the soup in one gulp, Liu Rushi smiled slightly and scooped out another bowl of soup with a spoon.

Wang Wenzhou was already full after eating all afternoon, but he still wanted to eat more so he could kiss Liu Rushi. He was really stuffed from that bowl of soup.

"Ruru, Ruru, the soup is cold. Wait until the dishes are served again, then I'll drink it," Wang Wenzhou said with a smile.

Liu Rushi smiled and shook her head, saying softly, "Don't worry, the soup will be heated up in my mouth for you once it's in your mouth."

"Pfft..." Wang Wenzhou realized that Ru Ru wanted him to eat his fill and get lost.

But Wang Wenzhou really couldn't bear to part with her. He was so happy just staring at the beautiful girl, let alone the fact that she was feeding him.

"Ruru, Ruru, look, we've been together for so long. We've done everything we could. Why don't you marry me?" Wang Wenzhou began to change the subject.

“Okay!” Liu Rushi said softly, “If you divorce all five of your wives, I will marry you.”

"Come on! Keep drinking the soup!" Liu Rushi took another big gulp of soup.

After finishing the bowl of soup, Wang Wenzhou really couldn't stand it anymore. He felt uncomfortably bloated in his stomach, and the food was almost up to his throat.

"Ruru, I'm going to relieve myself." Wang Wenzhou stood up, intending to go to the toilet, gagging to vomit up the food he had eaten, and then return to continue eating. In his previous life, Wang Wenzhou often used this trick when competing with others in drinking contests.

Liu Rushi asked with a smile, "Wang Wenzhou, are you full?"

"No!" Wang Wenzhou shook his head repeatedly.

Liu Rushi said calmly, "If you're not full, keep eating here. You can leave when you're full. If you leave, I'll assume you're full."

Wang Wenzhou was very upset. He really couldn't eat anymore, but he also really didn't want to eat his fill.

"Hmph!" Liu Rushi snorted coldly. Fatty, don't think you're the only one who can pull tricks. I can too!

"Are you going to eat or not?" Liu Rushi asked coldly.

"Ruru, Ruru, marry me! Look how happy we are having this meal!" Wang Wenzhou continued to change the subject.

"Stop dreaming! Get out of here after you've eaten!" Liu Rushi rolled her eyes at Wang Wenzhou. You fatso, you may be enjoying your meal, but I'm not!

"Pat pat!" Wang Wenzhou patted his stomach, which was about to burst. That's enough for today, he really couldn't eat anymore.

"I'm full," Wang Wenzhou said dejectedly.

"Get out of here if you're full!" Liu Rushi said irritably.

"Hmm!" Wang Wenzhou nodded, stood up, walked to the door, smiled slightly, and turned back to say, "Ruru, I'm a little thirsty. May I have one last sip of soup?"

What a troublemaker! Liu Rushi was both amused and exasperated; she really couldn't do anything about that fatso.

Liu Rushi took a sip of soup, walked over, and kissed him.

Wang Wenzhou kissed Liu Rushi goodbye and happily went home. He had had such a wonderful day. It's so true that when you find the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

Back at Zuihualou, Wang Wenzhou found Sheng Lan was not there. Wang Wenzhou suddenly realized, "Damn it, the kids are still at the county government office."

Wang Wenzhou hurried back to the county government office.

Sheng Liang and Wang Qiang, with long faces, went to greet them.

"Big brother, you should go and see! That ugly monster is bullying my aunt!" Sheng Liang said, feeling wronged.

"What's wrong?" Wang Wenzhou frowned and asked in a cold voice.

"Hmm..." Wang Qiang thought for a while, then smiled wryly and said, "Brother, I can't explain this to you either. You'll understand when you go inside."

Wang Wenzhou entered the room and saw Sheng Lan, Zhang Jiao, and Zhao Fengmin kneeling on the ground. Ugly Monster and Zhang Rong stood opposite the three.

They were still wearing yesterday's wedding dresses; they hadn't changed their clothes.

The ugly woman stood with one hand on her hip and the other pointing at them, cursing, "You little bitches, how dare you talk back to me? You have no manners! I am my husband's legal wife, and you little bitches are all concubines!"

“I’m not a little bitch!” Zhang Jiao retorted, pouting.

"Slap!" The ugly man slapped Zhang Jiao across the face and said coldly, "You little bitch, you still dare to talk back?"

"Fuck you!" Wang Wenzhou roared, pointing at Zhang Shifang and cursing, "You ugly bastard, you dared to bully my girl while I was away!"

Zhang Shifang glanced back, smiled slightly at Wang Wenzhou, and said affectionately, "Husband, this is a family matter. You don't need to interfere. I'll manage them."

"Hmm..." Wang Wenzhou thought for a moment. He couldn't beat the Ugly Monster, so he had to control Zhang Jiaobao first. With Zhang Jiaobao around, he could compete with the Ugly Monster in terms of fighting strength.

"Jiaojiao, are you stupid?" Wang Wenzhou asked, cursing.

"Husband, I'm not stupid!" Zhang Jiao said to Wang Wenzhou with reddened eyes.