Chapter 287, "Essentials of Governance from Various Books"? (From Lemon Yellow Duck's
Chapter 287, "Essentials of Governance from Various Books"? (From Lemon Yellow Duck's
In a teahouse in Chang'an's West Market, the aroma of tea mingled with the sweet scent of milk skin filled the room. A scholar in a round-necked robe sat opposite Si Zi, sipping tea—of course, Si Zi was drinking milk tea.
After finishing her milk tea, Sizi, like a joyful little rhinoceros, skipped and hopped outside. Just as Zhinu picked up her teacup, Sizi, who had come running back like lightning, slapped her hand down. The blind boxes in the little girl's arms, like a teetering mountain, spilled out, revealing about twenty wooden boxes that rolled and tumbled all over the table…
"Yes, yes, buddy, that 'syringe medicine making' thing, if you study a few pages of it, 'it's guaranteed to make your brain muscles incredibly developed, and your cleavage will get deeper and deeper...'"
Sizi swayed back and forth, squeezing the pile of blind boxes. Inside were all Crybaby's big heads, prompting Zhinu to start shaking them. "Look, bro! This is it, our favorite bestseller, all of them are big, crying heads! And there are even big, shiny 'tears' on their eyelashes..."
"Little Yellow Chicken! Start your 'knowledge engine' now! Take care of this crying baby army!" Si Zi, tiptoeing in her chubby embroidered shoes, began to shake, removing the silver bell from her hair to avoid making any noise that might affect her judgment.
"These are the most sought-after Tang Dynasty trendy items from the Persians—'Smart Energy Capsules'! If you manage to get the hidden one, your head will 'pop' open a flower of wisdom, and the petals will all be golden phrases like 'syringe medicine'!" Si Zi handed the blind box to Zhi Nu, clinging to the table, her eyes hiding two glass beads. "Last time I got the 'Academic Baby' one, and in my dream, an old white-bearded immortal taught me to read the 'New and Old Candy Books,' and even said I could break the moon into cakes and share them with the Jade Rabbit!" She suddenly covered her mouth: "Actually, Guo Guo, these dolls are all transformed from the Smart Little Monster. If you collect a whole set, they can carry you to Penglai Immortal Island to find the old sea turtle who can talk about celestial phenomena!"
Zhi Nu gently pried open the lid of the wooden box, making a "creak" sound.
As the lid was slowly opened, a faint lemon scent wafted out.
The big-headed rhinoceros leaned closer and exclaimed "Wow!" Inside the box, a lemon-yellow crybaby lay quietly, its body soft and bouncy, waiting to be embraced by her and the little slave. The lemon-yellow creature wore an adorable little yellow chick coat, the chick's beak on the hood slightly upturned, looking very playful.
"Isn't this Little Yellow Chicken? Why are you crying?"
At that moment, Zhinu couldn't help but gently pinch the lemon-yellow cheek, and it immediately let out a "chirp chirp" sound, which made people feel sorry for it. Sizi also reached out and carefully felt its soft touch.
"This lemon yellow bird is so cute!" Zhi Nu couldn't put it down, as if it were the most precious treasure in the world.
Suddenly, Sizi twirled her large, lemon-yellow teardrop, revealing a hidden book. She shook it and exclaimed, "Look, this is the real 'treasure chest'!" She held the book high, spittle flying excitedly from her mouth!
"This book is a super treasure trove! It reveals all the historical gossip, mountain and river maps, weather conditions, and interesting customs of Liaoning! Politics, economy, culture—it has everything! It's practically a 'diary of life' in Liaoning laid out for everyone to see. Even Uncle Er next door wants to borrow it as a storybook!" As soon as she finished speaking, her eyes suddenly lit up, and like a nimble little mouse, she scurried under the table in the next private room to eavesdrop…
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