Chapter 398 Time for a Shock
Chapter 398 Time for a Shock
"What the hell are you doing?" Kit materialized and angrily tapped Di Xing with a wrench.
"Don't make a fuss, this song is really good," Di Xing said seriously, and then continued singing.
"Heaven has instructed me to never abandon goodness in this life."
"Heaven fears the thirty-sixth thunderbolt will strike autumn."
Di Xing sang as he swayed on the dusty factory floor.
Although they thought the song was corny, Ai Xiao and the others still found themselves swaying along without realizing it.
Just as Di Xing was singing enthusiastically
"Hey, Blood Eaters, look! There's someone here trying to exorcise ghosts with such a corny song! You're all laughing your heads off, Blood Eaters!" A slightly exaggerated but pleasant laugh rang out.
Only then did everyone notice a petite, blonde, red-eyed girl standing in a corner of the factory, dressed in a gorgeous black Lolita dress with red trim.
The girl's skin was as white as snow; she held a black parasol in her left hand and a portable live-streaming terminal in her right.
"Wow, the number of viewers for the live stream has suddenly increased!" The girl laughed happily, revealing her cute little tiger teeth.
"Who are you?" Di Xing asked suspiciously.
"Hehehe," the girl tried to laugh loudly, but couldn't hide the childishness in her voice. "You're such a good actor. You've come all this way to do this job, and you've never even heard of my name, Lord Jingxia?"
"Never heard of it," Di Xing replied without hesitation. "And which industry?"
"So this is the exorcism work you were just doing? Oh, don't be shy. Although all exorcists except for Lord Jingxia are liars, how can we highlight Lord Jingxia's prowess without you? Blood Eaters, don't you agree?"
Jing Xia proudly puffed out her small chest.
"You're calling on your fans to feed on you?"
"That's right, Lord Jingxia, I am a vampire. The money they provide me is equivalent to providing me with blood, my blood food, isn't it?"
"Forehead..."
"Speaking of which, you're not bad either. You managed to pick this real haunted place out of so many fake ones. This place is filled with a captivating aura of death; it must be haunted. Blood Eaters, you're all going to have a feast for the eyes today. Now, it's time for some serious scares!"
"What? You want to hear the song again? No way! You all need to focus your attention on Lord Jing Xia!"
"Uh, are you sure you're not mistaken?" Di Xing scratched his head awkwardly and said, "This is my friend's factory; we wanted to rent it to do business."
"Oh?" Jing Xia revealed a somewhat malicious smile. "Really? You're really not my colleague, Lord Jing Xia? Or are you too scared to admit it because you saw me, Lord Jing Xia?"
"Well, never mind, let professionals handle professional matters. Amateurs should stay away. Let the necromancer who is also an inanimate object—the vampire queen—Lord Honkei Natsumi—take care of the inanimate objects in this warehouse!"
"Oh, oh!" Di Xing nodded, puzzled. Why wouldn't he accept someone offering to work for him out of the blue?
"That girl!" The usually quiet Li Fei Hua Yue suddenly became displeased, as if being called an amateur by the person who had married a spirit had stung her.
Is she about to unleash her full power? This genius exorcist girl has been slacking off ever since she moved into Youquan Pavilion. Di Xing can't help but look forward to her showing her true strength. He has almost never seen her perform an exorcism, the only time being when she exorcised himself!
"This girl is too arrogant! Chestnut Star, go! We must get rid of the ghost before she does!"
"So they still want me to go! And what's with Chestnut Star?" Di Xing couldn't help but complain.
"Hahaha, you want him to exorcise ghosts? And with that incredibly corny song of his?" Jing Xia burst into laughter.
A grid pattern also appeared above Di Xing's head.
"I love this song! It's not corny at all!"
"Then give it a try and see who can get rid of the undead in this factory first! Blood Eaters, now it's time for Jingxia! Please watch how this conman next to me is so terrified he bursts into tears!"
Xia Lu shakily raised a sign that Li Fei Hua Yue had found from somewhere, which read "Exorcism Competition Begins"
Li Fei Hua Yue, expressionless, banged a gong next to Xia Lu. "Dong!"
As the gong sounded, Jing Xia made a cute turn and then winked adorably at the terminal screen.
"Jingxia props, let's go!"
Kaling [the vampire's familiar] materialized and picked up the live-streaming terminal she had been holding. Then, she pulled two L-shaped iron rods from her cute bat-shaped crossbody bag, holding the shorter end in her hand, and the rods immediately began to swing.
The thing that Di Xing recognized originated from the British fortune-telling stick. When it reached China, it was given the new name "dragon-seeking ruler," and legend has it that the tip of the stick would point to the location of treasure. However...
"This thing is all a scam. You actually used this to look for ghosts?"
"Heh, of course your kind of necromancer's wands are fake, but mine, Lord Xia's, is not. This is a necromancer's device that I specially commissioned to sense the power of undead cards and spirits!"
Uh, I forgot this is a Yu-Gi-Oh! world.
However, the necromancer in Xia's hand continued to swing, even accelerating until it began to spin.
"What...what's going on?" She panicked instantly.
What's going on?
[This is the first time I've seen a necromancer spin so fast. Is Jingxia-chan in danger?]
The viewers in the live stream started to worry.
Xia forced himself to calm down. "Blood Eaters, this undead seems quite powerful. Everyone, quickly contribute your blood to me so I can strengthen myself to defeat this undead."
The live stream chat was flooded with donation messages, but Jing Xia couldn't be happy at the moment, because the metal rod was spinning faster and faster, and finally it transformed into a propeller, taking her up into the air.
Seeing that she had instantly taken off more than a meter, Jing Xia hurriedly released the two metal rods.
With a "thud," she fell heavily onto the dusty factory floor, landing squarely on her backside.
Di Xing took a step forward and stood in front of the bewildered [vampire's familiar].
"Hey, why is this person blocking our live stream?"
Di Xing grinned mischievously and pointed at Jing Xia's skirt.
Still dazed from the fall, Jing Xia looked down and her fair face instantly turned bright red. She hurriedly pressed down on her skirt with her left hand and angrily pointed at Di Xing with her right, "You, you..."
"That style and color are a bit too early for you," Di Xing said with a mischievous grin as he left. Now the audience could see Jing Xia again.
She was still sitting on the ground, her hands clutching her skirt, her face puffed up with anger.
Wow, even when Jingxia is upset, she's so cute!
[Damn it, Xiao Jingxia is too cautious; she's holding her skirt down so tightly. I was hoping to see something nice!]
Good grief, you're Doraemon!
[Nonsense, look at my nickname, I'm Miao Renfeng]
"You, you all!" Jing Xiaqi's face turned even redder as she angrily reprimanded the [vampire's familiar]
"You saw me making a fool of myself and didn't even bother to take the terminal somewhere else, almost causing me to be exposed!"
Actually, everyone was already exposed, but it's better to be seen by one person than by a group of people.
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