Chapter 131 When Social Anxiety Meets Socially Awkward People
Chapter 131 When Social Anxiety Meets Socially Awkward People
Baili Pangpang forcibly suppressed his inner feelings, then took out two watches from his personal space and looked at his third uncle with a blank expression: "Are they valuable? No, Uncle, these are actually imitations, not very precious. Here, I have two more here, I'll give them both to you."
As he spoke, Baili Pangpang put the two watches from his pocket on Zhou Ping's third uncle's arm.
Zhou Ping's third uncle: "..."
"Go away, since it's not real, Zhou Ping, you can accept it if you want. However, this one..."
"My name is Baili Pangpang~"
"Baili Pangpang, I appreciate your kind gesture, but you should take this watch back."
As he spoke, Zhou Ping's third uncle returned the watch that Baili Pangpang had brought over.
Baili Pangpang looked at his third uncle with some surprise: "Hey, hey, Uncle, why are you sending it back? Well, we won't send it for nothing. Just let us eat here for lunch today."
Uncle San shook his head: "One thing at a time. I'm overjoyed that you can see my nephew. You're not allowed to go anywhere for lunch today. By the way, Zhou Ping, after lunch, you can take your friends out for a while. The shop isn't busy today, so you don't need to stay here."
Zhou Ping: "..."
Wang Teng snatched Baili Pangpang's watch and handed it to his third uncle's son: "Alright, Uncle, we came here specifically to visit Zhou Ping today. If you don't accept the gifts we brought, how can we eat here? Brother Ping, say something!"
"Ah, oh~"
Uncle San said helplessly, "This brat is so stubborn, he won't utter a sound even if you slap him three times. What will become of him in the future? I don't even know if I'll ever see him get married!"
Then, to Wang Teng's horror, he discovered that white smoke was starting to come out of Zhou Ping's forehead.
"Alright, Uncle, that's well said. Don't say it again! Pshaw, that's not what I meant. I meant that we're the same age, so maybe we can introduce Ping-ge to someone sometime!"
Zhou Ping: "..."
Uncle San glanced at his watch and said, "Alright then, it's almost noon. I'll go to the kitchen to get busy. Zhou Ping, you take your friends out to play, just remember to come back for lunch. Our shop isn't busy, you don't need to rush back!"
Outside the local cuisine restaurant,
Zhou Ping cautiously raised his head at first, but when he saw Wang Teng and the other two looking at him with burning eyes, he immediately lowered his head again.
"You... what are you doing here?"
Wang Teng made an exaggerated expression, then suddenly grabbed Zhou Ping's arm and said, "Brother Ping, we're in trouble, in big trouble! A 'hero' like you has to save us!"
Zhou Ping, the sword immortal of the mortal world, never met twice in his life.
He can't say no to people, he can sweep the floor, and he can use a sword!
If he weren't worried about his third uncle seeing him, Zhou Ping would have just teleported to his bed and hidden away. How could someone be so outgoing!
Baili Pangpang still stared at Wang Teng in disbelief, then grabbed Zhou Ping's other arm: "No, no, this socially awkward guy in front of us is really the Mortal Sword Immortal, Zhou Ping!!!"
Lin Qiye slapped Baili Pangpang away, then grabbed Zhou Ping's other arm: "Sword Saint, alive! Qiye, I've finally seen a living Sword Saint today!"
Zhou Ping: "..."
Good heavens, who knew that while I was honestly serving dishes at my third uncle's restaurant, three thugs would take turns grabbing my arms.
The outside world is so scary!
Zhou Ping squatted on the ground, wanting nothing more than to curl up into a ball and crawl in the shadows!
Wang Teng said to Zhou Ping in a serious tone, "Sword Saint, I've found a sword technique, but I don't know how to practice it. I want you to learn it into human form so you can teach us!"
Upon hearing the sword technique, Zhou Ping's eyes lit up, and then, blushing, he nodded slightly.
Wang Teng laughed and grabbed Zhou Ping's arms: "Sword Saint, you're so cute! Has anyone ever told you they'd like to be their girlfriend? I really want to pick you up, kiss you, hug you, and lift you up high!"
Zhou Ping: "T━━━T, this is terrifying! Third Uncle, I want to go back! There's a pervert here!"
Lin Qiye, Baili Pangpang: "..."
Seeing that Zhou Ping's eyes were almost red, Wang Teng finally had a change of heart and stopped teasing Zhou Ping. Instead, he stretched out his right hand, and the Devouring Demon Jar appeared directly.
As usual, the first step was to pass on the Starry Sky Body Forging Technique to Zhou Ping.
Zhou Ping's face was still flushed, his eyes were closed, and he looked like he was studying something carefully.
However, Zhou Ping quickly opened his eyes and said in a low voice, "Um... this isn't a sword technique!"
Wang Teng glared at Zhou Ping, annoyed. "You're really picking a fight! I'm only doing this for your own good! Your sword energy is so fierce right now, I'm afraid your body can't withstand your boundless sword energy and will just explode. Little Zhou, you're in a very dangerous situation right now. You're like a rubber balloon filled with hydrogen; just the slightest trigger and you'll 'damn' explode! I'm trying to save you!"
Lin Qiye quickly looked at Wang Teng: "How do you plan to save him?"
"It's simple. Zhou Ping's problem is that he's too fragile, so we just need to find a way to increase his physical strength. Alright, Zhou, hurry up and close your eyes to cultivate. I'll be waiting for you to succeed so I can teach you the sword technique!"
A hint of gratitude flashed in Zhou Ping's eyes, and then he whispered a thank you. If Wang Teng hadn't had such sharp hearing, he almost wouldn't have heard Zhou Ping's words.
Looking at Wang Teng sitting cross-legged on the ground, Lin Qiye felt a sense of disillusionment, as if his idol had been shattered.
"No, is this a mortal sword immortal? Or is this a socially awkward sword saint?"
Zhou Ping shuddered and almost jumped up.
Wang Teng glared at Lin Qiye with annoyance, then shouted sternly, "Concentrate and start cultivating!"
After saying that, he pointed his finger, and a golden light shield appeared directly around Zhou Ping.
Wang Teng gave Lin Qiye a light tap on the forehead, then looked at the two of them: "Most unhappiness stems from childhood trauma, and the Sword Saint is no exception. His unhappy childhood requires a lifetime of healing."
Lin Qiye and Baili Pangpang looked at Wang Teng with some confusion: "The Sword Saint, he..."
With a sigh, Wang Teng said, "Seven Nights, Fatty, do you know what Zhou Ping's Forbidden Ruins are?"
Lin Qiye shook his head, and Wang Teng, having already answered his own question, said, "Zhou Ping, Forbidden Ruins Sequence 333, named [Glassy Innocent Heart]."
Baili Pangpang's eyes widened, and he exclaimed in surprise, "Sequence 333, how is this possible? This is too low!"
Wang Teng nodded: "Yes, this forbidden realm sequence is all very low. Its main function is to make people's thoughts as pure as crystal, so that they will not lie, do evil, or have any distracting thoughts, and can concentrate all their attention on doing whatever they do!"
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