coobybook Chapter 207 Little Zhou, you must repay kindness.
Chapter 207 Little Zhou, you must repay kindness.
Zhou Ping slowly opened his eyes, a flickering sword intent gleaming within them.
"Surprise! Unexpected, isn't it? Surprised?"
Seeing Wang Teng's funny expression, Zhou Ping's eyes showed gratitude: "Wang~, Wang Teng, thank you!"
Wang Teng slowly moved closer to Zhou Ping, making the poor boy's face turn red.
"Um... please don't do this, I'm not used to it?"
"Do you want to repay me?"
Zhou Ping was caught in a dilemma. If he were to compete with his student Qi Ye for a man because of this favor, would that be unfair?
"Hey Hey hey……"
Zhou Ping snapped out of his daze and found Wang Teng looking at him with a puzzled expression. Thinking about what he had just been thinking, Zhou Ping just wanted to dig a hole and crawl into it.
Wang Teng, already acting like a familiar friend, put his arm around Zhou Ping's shoulder: "Little Zhou, as the saying goes, a life-saving grace should be repaid with one's body. I don't need you to repay me with your body, just promise me one thing."
Hearing Wang Tengzhen mention that he didn't need to offer himself in return, Zhou Ping breathed a sigh of relief.
Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, Wang Teng continued, "Go to the bar these next few days and get me 99 green bubble numbers for the girls."
Zhou Ping was stunned, frozen in place as if struck by lightning.
What a joke! Wanting 99 young ladies' green bubbles? I might as well sell this hundred-odd pounds of meat to Wang Teng.
Seeing Zhou Ping's thunderstruck expression, even the ceiling, which had been listening to their conversation, burst into laughter.
At the moment Zhou Ping became a god, all the gods had already sensed the emergence of a new law in the world: the Law of Swordsmanship.
Although it is still very immature, it is in the hands of humans, or rather, one person has mastered the entire law.
Having just returned from Olympus, Ra, the supreme god of the Egyptian pantheon, his face contorted in a grotesque grimace, uttered, "Great Xia, it's Great Xia again! You just wait and see, one day I will avenge the other Egyptian gods!"
In Asgard,
Odin, the king of the gods, sat on his throne, his single eye gazing intently into the distance, murmuring, "Great Xia..."
just,
Inside the blind eye covered by the blindfold, a red worm seemed to appear and disappear intermittently.
Thor gripped Mjolnir tightly, a glint of fighting spirit flashing in his eyes, his long golden hair dancing in the wind.
"A man should fight. If I have the chance, I will definitely have a great battle with this 'human'."
In Thor's view,
A man's charm lies in drinking and fighting, especially fighting against a god of law that has never appeared before—that is the greatest joy!
……
Greece,
Olympus
On the golden throne, Zeus, shirtless, waved his golden scepter.
Click!
Striking bolts of lightning appeared in the sky above Olympus.
"The Great Xia... whether gods or humans, are the most vengeful. It seems that my plan with Ra will have to be brought forward."
Takamagahara,
It has now descended into chaos.
……
All the Outer Gods except for the Great Xia sensed the aura of Zhou Ping's sword dao law. Apart from a very few who were indifferent, the others gradually became more active.
Daxia
Wang Teng looked at everyone hopefully, raised his hand, and said encouragingly, "Zhou Ping has already handed in a satisfactory test paper. Now it's your turn, hurry up..."
Ye Fan and the others exchanged glances and shook their heads with bitter expressions.
Wang Teng: "..."
"No, I just asked you to level up, why are you acting like it's your life? How many years have you been at the pinnacle of humanity? You're just one step away from becoming gods. And look what's happened, three months have passed, and you still haven't managed that final push. Should I praise your resilience, or scold you... ah!"
Wang Qing's face turned green after hearing that.
Wang Teng opened his mouth to speak, but Zhou Ping called.
Upon seeing the phone, Zhou Ping immediately made a pleading expression to the others before answering the call.
"Hey, Third Uncle!"
As soon as Wang Teng heard Zhou Ping mention his third uncle, he forgot all about criticizing the others and immediately perked up his ears.
On the phone,
"Zhou Ping, today when I was smoking with the boss next door, he suddenly asked about you. I told him you work at Baili Group. Then, he immediately started getting excited and kept trying to introduce you to the cousin of his wife's uncle's daughter's cousin's aunt's son's cousin..."
Wang Teng, standing to the side, was so frustrated he was practically having Parkinson's disease, but he still couldn't figure out what the relationship was between the boss's wife's uncle's daughter's cousin's aunt's son's cousin and the boss.
When the topic of blind dates came up, Zhou Ping immediately became anxious.
"Uncle, I'm still young, I don't want to get married!"
Upon hearing this, Zhou Ping's third uncle immediately became anxious, his mouth chattering like a machine gun.
"So, you think you're all grown up now, daring to disobey me. You just wait, I'll buy a sleeper berth on the train tomorrow and then come settle the score with you. Don't you even remember how hard it was for me to raise you, raising you from infancy? And you still aren't married, you little brat, are you deliberately trying to bully me? Let me tell you, her girlfriend is a female teacher. I've seen her picture, she's definitely not bad-looking!"
really,
Upon hearing what Zhou Ping's third uncle said, Zhou Ping immediately backed down.
From childhood to adulthood, it was my third uncle and aunt who raised me. Now, my third uncle has only one wish, and I must fulfill it...
but,
Zhou Ping's social anxiety kicked in again as he recalled the famous blind date scenes he'd read about in books. "Third Uncle, I didn't do that, I just..."
Before he could finish speaking, Wang Teng shouted from the side, "Third Uncle, don't worry, we'll be there in 30 minutes. I guarantee I'll take Zhou Ping to his blind date and make him behave himself during the blind date..."
"Hey young man, thanks! I'll talk to the boss next door right now, and I'll send you the time and place in a bit! Zhou Ping, let me tell you, your aunt said if you don't go this time, she won't let me into the room. You're in charge of handling this!!!"
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Ping was completely numb. He looked at Wang Teng with a pleading expression and asked, "Um, can I not go?"
Wang Teng patted Zhou Ping on the shoulder: "Comrade Zhou, you don't want your dear third uncle to be homeless tonight, do you?"
After saying that, Wang Teng looked at the other top-tier players on the field with a sense of disappointment and frustration.
"First of all, I'm extremely disappointed in you all. I hope you can all reflect on yourselves and see who isn't working hard enough. It was just a small thing, so stop with the fancy tricks and get to the divine realm quickly—that's the only way. Next time I see anyone whose strength hasn't improved, watch out, I'll tie them to a tree, pull down their pants, and flick their little toes with a rubber band!"