Honkai Impact: Grandma Pine Sparrow is still chasing me!

Chapter 155 Your cooking skills are practically a biological weapon!

Walter said not to make any rash moves for the time being and then left, as he still had classes to attend! But the three who didn't leave, along with the fox, were all caught up in a brainstorming session.

This news was like a bombshell thrown into a stagnant pond; it didn't just cause splashes and ripples, it completely blew the pond apart!

After Siegfried hurriedly obtained Durandal's photo from Theresa, he had only one reaction.

"No, this doesn't look like it at all!"

Siegfried stared wide-eyed, wishing he could compare every detail of Durandal, who was holding the Black Abyss White Flower, but apart from her blue eyes, he couldn't see any of Kiana's features... But Welt had no reason to lie to him!

Yae Sakura glanced at it and then gave up. Why? Because she didn't look like Kallen. A certain Hiyomaru mentally criticized her for a while afterward.

Theresa rested her chin on her hand, remaining silent. Her first thought was, "Impossible, absolutely impossible!" How could that straightforward, even foolish, strongest Valkyrie of Schicksal be Cecilia's child?

But thinking about it carefully, what if it were a young Durandal? The timing of her appearance roughly matches up. If we change her hairstyle, dye her hair white, and imagine what Durandal looked like as a child…

"Siegfried, give me the photo."

I couldn't believe it at first, but considering my childhood memories of Durandal, I became skeptical... It seems like I can actually find some similarities? Like facial contours and such.

However, I still have very few memories of her. By then, I had already left the headquarters and established St. Freya. I saw Durandal very few times, so she wasn't reliable enough!

Without the means to conduct a paternity test, Otto would not allow the blood of the strongest Valkyrie of Schicksal to leak out. So, he could only settle for finding a few photos of Durandal as a child to compare, and she happened to know someone who had such photos.

Thinking of this, Theresa sighed. It seemed she would have to contact that person.

"Lady Theresa, what brings you to call me today?"

Suppressing her discomfort, Theresa took a deep breath, all to verify her hypothesis...

"Rita, I need photos of Durandal when she was a child."

Rita was silent for a moment on the other end of the phone.

"A photo of Lady Durandal when she was a child? I do have one, but could you tell Rita what it's for?"

Purpose? What could it possibly be used for? Is it something we can just say we're using it to identify relatives?

In an instant, Theresa thought of a gray-haired guy who claimed to be a Durandal fan.

"It's Qiong, you know her, right? My student who refused to join your Undying Blade. He's a fan of Durandal and really wants to know how Durandal became the strongest Valkyrie of Schicksal step by step..."

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"Achoo! Who's talking about me behind my back?"

During lunchtime, Qiong sneezed at the table.

"Qiong boy, are you sure you didn't catch a cold from going out for a stroll before dawn today?"

Hearing Himeko say that, Bronya suddenly put a piece of meat into the bowl. If that's the case, then it's basically her fault.

Bronya, what's going on?

Raiden Mei found it strange that Bronya reacted to Sora faster than her, her girlfriend, today.

What's wrong with Bronya today? She seems to be avoiding Sora since this morning, refusing to answer questions, yet her actions...

Raiden Mei doesn't understand.

"It's alright, it's alright, I'm perfectly healthy! I'm as tough as steel! Look at my strong muscles."

"It's a pity, Qiong, all we saw were thin arms and thin legs."

Sora tried to flex her muscles, which made Raiden Mei giggle.

In Mei's view, Sora is like this: humorous and witty from time to time, bringing joy to everyone.

The other two people didn't understand the joke at all: showing muscles that you can't see?

The only explanation is that love has reduced Mei's IQ to negative numbers.

"Alright, alright, there's still an older single woman here!"

Himeko decided to dispel the stench of romance in the air. Although it wasn't a good time to talk about work at the dinner table, she figured she might as well talk about work than the stench of romance.

"Qiong boy, you're in charge of writing the mission report for this Nine Netherworld Operation. I want to see the mission report on Theresa's desk by today."

"So tight?"

Originally, Sora had a bit of a playful idea, but now she had a sour look on her face, while Himeko started making demands.

"Be detailed, preferably vivid, highlighting the evil of Anti-Entropy and our bravery... Oh, and remember to cover up the parts about 'Old Comrade' and 'Sea Patrol Ranger,' and don't write that your blood can dispel Honkai Beasts! Theresa said she doesn't want to hand over the Xuanyuan Sword, so we've only found this Stigmata without ever seeing it, understand?"

"Beautiful and charming Himeko-neechan, could you please grant me a few more days?"

Himeko chose to smile and remain silent.

Bronya guesses the answer is no.

"Bronya, if you don't speak, no one will think you're mute!"

This isn't writing a task report, it's clearly making up a story!

"I refuse, I object, I protest! Why can't someone else write it?"

Himeko merely raised an eyebrow at Sora's resistance.

"Because you're the most reliable. And right now, only you can write it: I'm preparing to transplant Stigmata. You saw Fu Hua coughing up blood back then; it's hard to be accurate without going through the whole process. As for Kiana... do you expect her to write the report?"

Qiong helplessly picked at his rice; he had no choice but to accept this cruel reality.

Eat up, eat up, then go deal with that lousy report. You'd better catch that paramecium and include it in the report too. If I, Qiong, can't have it easy, then you, Kiana, won't have it easy either!

"Speaking of which, Kiana didn't come over for dinner today."

Logically speaking, Theresa has already approved Kiana's exemption from eating bitter melon at her place. Kiana should definitely rush to Himeko's house before mealtime to compete with Bronya for the first bite of food (Bronya: Then she sees her brother Sora going crazy seeing Mei feeding him while he goes into the kitchen to check on the progress). Where is she today?

"After all, he's my long-lost father. It's perfectly normal to have a meal together. Kiana even asked me to help prepare some dishes after the celebration last night!"

What does "helping with processing" mean?

Qiong suddenly had a bad feeling.

"It's just cutting tomatoes and stuff. From what I heard, she's planning to cook lunch for Mr. Siegfried and Principal Theresa today..."

Qiong threw down her chopsticks and jumped up from her seat.

"Qiong boy, what are you doing?"

"Quickly, get to the principal's house! The principal and the others are in mortal danger!"

The food from Mei, Kaslana, and Ray's movies is all untouchable, it's deadly!

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Kiana naturally didn't have a good attitude towards her father, whom she hadn't seen for four years, but after learning that her father was a Destiny agent like Professor Welt, Kiana's attitude improved considerably.

Let me state in advance that she is still very angry!

However, looking at it now, Siegfried still loves her. Theresa, her aunt, even brought her father along for her sake. Apart from Siegfried, Theresa is probably the person who loves her the most in the world. After finding Siegfried, Kiana felt like her life had been bathed in honey overnight.

Now all she has to do is hold onto the happiness in front of her, finish her studies, and become an outstanding Valkyrie! Of course, it would be even better if Mei were her girlfriend... As for Siegfried saying that Sora is her cousin... Kiana only has one thought.

Gray Hair, Mei is too complicated, you can't handle her, let me handle it!

Despite her thoughts, Kiana's top priority right now was to express her gratitude, especially to Theresa. Siegfried... well, maybe. In short, she wanted to do something within her power for them. What could she do that they could appreciate? Kiana chose to cook.

When they say it's cooking, it's really just throwing the ingredients that Mei has prepared into the pot, shaking it a couple of times to "twist" it, and then taking it out of the pot, and finally adding some seasonings. That's what Raiden Mei says, anyway.

Well, it just doesn't look very appealing.

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Kiana, open the door!

"Grey Hair, you've come at the perfect time!"

When Qiong rushed to Theresa's residence, he found Siegfried and Theresa lying pale-faced on the sofa, with several plates of poorly presented dishes on the dining table next to them. The culprit himself was completely unaware of what was going on.

"My stinky dad and my aunt are both sick!"

"I don't think it's an illness, but food poisoning..."

Qiong rushed into the house, ran to the dining table, and picked up her chopsticks.

Is it really that bad? Looking at the charred vegetable leaves, Qiong fell into deep thought.

Want to try it?

Finally, Qiong mustered her courage and took a bite. This, too, was part of the pioneering effort!

A second later he regretted it, his head spun, and he immediately started gagging.

"Kiana Kaslana, your cooking skills are practically a biological weapon!"

Kiana, seeing Qiong clutching her stomach and hands on her hips, was furious at Qiong's exaggerated and mocking behavior: I'm not having it!

"How could that be! I worked so hard on this, it can't be that bad."

"When you say 'hard work,' do you mean Mei cuts the vegetables for you?"

"I've finished cooking it after all this hard work!"

After glancing at Theresa and Siegfried, Qiong began to mimic Siegfried's weak expression.

"Daughter, why is half of this dish burnt and the other half uncooked? Are you trying to murder your own father and your aunt?!"

"No way!"

Kiana looked at the sofa and suddenly noticed that Siegfried and Theresa were both nodding silently...

Fortunately, the power wasn't as great as Qiong had imagined. After all, Theresa and Siegfried could both be considered Kaslana, the kind of poison that couldn't kill them.

If it were Himeko, Mei, or Bronya, they'd probably be in the third row of beds. But it's also worth contacting the infirmary now; ruling out any potential problems is necessary.