Chapter 1090 The Snake King is Drunk
Chapter 1090 The Snake King is Drunk
Huo Nan, Huo Xi, Huo Bei, and Huo Zhong raised their heads, looked at him with puzzled eyes, and asked in unison...
"Brother, are we going to reveal our true colors?"
"What else can I do?" Huo Dong spread his hands, pointed to the door and said...
"It's a mess outside. If someone spreads rumors that monsters have appeared in Youzhou again, and it causes panic, my beautiful mother will find out and punish us. I don't want to go back and stand still."
Upon hearing this, the four siblings lowered their heads and looked at the python in unison, murderous intent in their eyes. They rolled up their sleeves silently, looking like they were ready for a big fight.
Seeing this, the python was so frightened that it didn't dare to run away. It curled up its long body and hissed...
"My dear young masters, please spare me. I didn't mean to cause panic. I didn't know they would be watching from outside."
If it had known it would be so unlucky, it would not have come to drink. The four little masters are very strong, and if it was beaten up by them, it would probably be unable to move for a month.
At this time, the python had already prepared itself mentally and was ready to stay in the cave to recuperate for the next month.
Unexpectedly, just when it was about to be beaten, it was stopped by Huo Dong.
"Second brother, third brother, fourth brother, and little sister, what do you want to do?"
Huo Zhong said angrily: "Brother, the python has disturbed our fun today, so of course we have to fix it."
Huo Dong: "Snake King was called here by my eldest brother. In the final analysis, it was my eldest brother who ruined your fun today. If you are angry, just beat me up."
The four younger brothers and sisters looked at each other in bewilderment. How could they dare to hit their eldest brother? So they immediately said in unison...
"Brother, we dare not."
Huo Dong nodded with satisfaction and said, "Since you don't dare, then quickly restore your original true appearance."
"Okay." The four little guys agreed, reached out and lifted the human skin masks on their faces, revealing their true faces.
The big python lay on the ground and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It was a close call, as it was almost beaten by the four little masters.
Fortunately, the masters and mistresses are loyal, otherwise, they would have been beaten today.
At this time, more and more diners gathered outside the private room. They knew there was something exciting to watch, so they even stopped eating and ran over to watch the fun.
This incident soon alarmed the restaurant owner. When he learned that a giant python appeared in the VIP room and that the snake had drunk up all 12 jars of girl's red wine, he was shocked.
However, the shopkeeper was very thoughtful and soon realized that in the entire Youzhou City, only the young masters and young ladies of the royal palace had a giant python as a pet, and they often rode it around Youzhou City.
Moreover, these five little babies have tokens from the palace, and their ages are very consistent with the young masters and young ladies of the palace. Most importantly, there are also four boys and one girl.
Although their appearances are very different, the knowledgeable shopkeeper knows that appearance can be disguised.
So he said hurriedly...
"Hurry, hurry, let's go up to the second floor and take a look. Don't let any of you get into trouble."
However, the stairs to the second floor were blocked by diners and it was impossible to go up.
The shopkeeper was standing in the lobby on the first floor, extremely anxious. He didn't know what to do when suddenly, he heard someone exclaim...
"Wow, it turns out that the snake drinking in the private room is the pet of the young master of the palace."
"Yes, the five little masters are still sitting on the snake's back."
The shopkeeper was confused when he heard this. He quickly looked up and asked the waiter standing in the corridor on the second floor: "Hey, Xiaoshun, what happened upstairs?"
When the waiter Xiaoshun heard the shout, he quickly pointed his finger outside and responded loudly...
"Shopkeeper, go and have a look outside. The young master and young lady of the palace have already flown outside on the giant python."
Upon hearing this, the shopkeeper quickly ran out of the restaurant door and looked up...
A huge python circled above the restaurant for several times and then flew directly towards him. He could clearly see that the four young masters and young ladies of the palace were sitting on the back of the snake.
Judging from their clothes, they were the young masters who had just had dinner in the private room on the second floor.
The shopkeeper was so frightened that his feet thumped and he knelt on the ground, kowtowed and said...
"I didn't know that the young master and young lady were here. I hope you will forgive me for my negligence."
Huo Dong, sitting on the snake's back, took out a thick stack of banknotes from his arms, then motioned the python to fly to the shopkeeper, handed him the banknotes, and said...
"Boss, you did a great job today. We are very satisfied. Here is the meal money. Do you think it is enough? If not, you can go to the palace to settle the bill with Uncle Fu."
He had very sharp ears and just now he heard the waiters discussing in secret that the 12 jars of girl's red wine were very valuable and the shopkeeper usually didn't want to drink them but took them out to entertain them.
Therefore, in order to prevent the shopkeeper from losing money, he gave him a full 1,200 taels of silver just for the meal.
The shopkeeper held a large stack of banknotes, and without even looking at them, he nodded and said...
"Enough is enough, this much is enough."
Seeing him so scared, Huo Dong felt amused and helpless, and said...
"Boss, don't be afraid. We are not bandits. It is only natural to pay for meals. How much is the meal? Let's calculate it quickly."
"If Daddy and Beautiful Mother knew that we didn't pay for our meals, they would beat us when they got back. You don't want us to get beaten, do you?"
The shopkeeper became even more panicked when he heard this, and quickly shook his head and said...
"Of course I don't want the young master to get beaten."
Huo Dong: "In that case, why don't you settle the account quickly?"
"Yes, I'll go right away. Please wait a moment, young masters and young ladies." After the shopkeeper said this, he immediately ran back to the counter, picked up the abacus, and did some calculations.
Finally, he found that the money Huo Dong had just given him had an extra 100 taels of silver notes, so he ran out happily with another 100 taels of silver notes and said to Huo Dong and his five siblings...
"My dear young masters and young ladies, I just calculated that your meal money has an extra 100 taels of silver notes. I will return it to you, hehe..."
Since the four brothers looked exactly the same, the shopkeeper had no idea who had given him the banknote and could only awkwardly call them all by their names.
After saying this, he stepped forward and handed over the banknote.
Huo Dong took it, put it in his arms, then patted the python's head and said, "Snake King, let's go back."
"Okay." The python nodded drunkenly, wiggling its long snake body back and forth.
Obviously, the alcohol had taken effect and the snake king was a little drunk.
Seeing this, the shopkeeper stepped forward and said...
"My dear young masters and young ladies, the Snake King has just drunk so much Nv'erhong that he must be getting drunk. When you first drink Nv'erhong, you don't feel anything, just like drinking scented tea, but the aftereffect is very strong. I would like to suggest that for your safety and to prevent the prince and princess from worrying, you should not ride it back to the palace."
"How about I arrange a carriage for you?"
When something happened to the two young masters before, the entire Youzhou City fell into sorrow. If something happened to all five young masters at the same time, wouldn’t that be like the sky falling?
The shopkeeper became more and more frightened the more he thought about it.
After all, the wine that the Snake King drank was in his restaurant.
If anything happens to the five young masters, he will not be able to escape responsibility.
Without waiting for the Huo Dong brothers and sisters to answer, the python got angry, opened its bloody mouth, and suddenly stretched it in front of the shopkeeper, hissing almost face to face...
"Shopkeeper, you old man, stop talking nonsense. I'm not drunk. I'm sober and I can still drink. Hurry up and bring me ten more jars of wine."
The shopkeeper was so frightened by its action that he sat down on the ground, screaming out of control...
"Ahhh... Help, the big snake... The snake is eating people."
The five brothers and sisters of Huo Dong found the Snake King's behavior somewhat familiar. When they thought about it carefully, they found that it was exactly the same as the Rat King when he was drunk.
Huo Dong reacted quickly and jumped off the snake's back immediately. He said to his four brothers and sisters in a childish voice, "Second brother, third brother, fourth brother, and little sister, the snake king is really drunk, you guys hurry down."
"Okay." Upon hearing that, Huo Nan, Huo Xi, Huo Bei, and Huo Zhong all jumped down.
No matter how skilled they are in martial arts, their lives would be in danger if they were carried to a high altitude by the python and fell down. To be on the safe side, it would be better not to ride the python back home.
Seeing this, the python quickly swam over with its long body, hissing...
"My dear young masters, don't believe this old man. I'm not drunk. I'm really not drunk. I can still drink."
The five brothers and sisters of Huo Dong were speechless: "......"
"Okay, okay, let's go back and continue drinking." Huo Dong nodded and coaxed.
At this moment, he regretted it very much. If he had known earlier, he would not have invited the snake king to drink. If it caused any trouble, the beautiful mother would definitely blame him.
After much thought, Huo Dong decided to take the snake king back to the palace first to prevent any accidents, and then release him after he sobered up, so as to avoid any trouble.
After the restaurant owner recovered, he quickly sent two horse-drawn carriages to take Huo Dong and his five siblings back to the palace.
In one of the carriages, there were only Huo Dong and the python.
After all, the Snake King's body was too huge, and one carriage could not hold so many people, so they had to be divided into two carriages.
"Brother, we're leaving first. The snake king is drunk, so you better be careful. If it doesn't listen, just beat it until it surrenders." The four siblings of Huo Zhong lay in the carriage and warned Huo Dong behind them in unison.
"Okay, got it. You go first and we'll follow you." Huo Dong nodded, then got on the carriage behind.
Just like that, the two carriages went one after the other towards the palace.
What the restaurant owner said was right. The aftereffect of the daughter's red wine was particularly strong. At the beginning, the snake king was slightly drunk and still had a little consciousness, but later he lost consciousness altogether. He actually wrapped his long snake body around Huo Dong, calling him his darling and even wanting to mate with him.
Huo Dong was speechless. Damn it! He always thought that the Snake King was a gentleman, different from the perverted Rat King. He didn't expect that they were the same kind of person.
"Damn it, look carefully at who I am." Huo Dong raised his little fist and hit the Snake King hard on the head.
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