coobybook Chapter 1044
Chapter 1044
"Wukong, you have broken away from Buddhism, and you can't belong to the Heavenly Court, you shouldn't interfere in this matter!" For example, come to the Buddha Way.
"Shit, Hugh has to fart!" Sun Wukong played with the golden hoop stick and said loudly: "Old grandson knows that Haotian God has helped me, so now I will also help the Heavenly Emperor!" If so, do you come down by yourself, or do I beat you down? "
"Great Sage!" God Haotian was a little moved.
At the critical moment, only Sun Wukong helped him, and his own heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals did not use the immortal farts.
Buddha's face was gloomy: "Guanyin, you go and submit this monkey!" "
"Yes, Buddha!" Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped out, holding the jade mirror bottle in his hand, and said, "Wukong, if you apologize to Buddha now and repent with your heart, I will not blame Zero Zero Zero in the past!" "
"Less nonsense! I have long seen that this mother-in-law of yours is upset, come to fight! "
"Splash monkey, Hugh is rude!"
The two flew outside the Heavenly Court and started a big battle.
The current Monkey King is no longer the Monkey King of the past, after two calamities, Sun Wukong's merits are complete, he is already a Daluo Golden Immortal level powerhouse, and he is still known for fighting, and it is very difficult for Guanyin Bodhisattva to take him.
But at this time, Buddha Rulai saw a person, a person who should not have been here.
"Lin Beifan, why are you here?" For example, the Buddha lost his voice.
Lin Beifan waved his hand: "Good son, long time no see!" "
"Don't be rude! This is the ancestor of all Buddhas in the Western Spirit Mountain Elysium, you should honor a world or Buddha! One of the Buddhas shouted loudly, and the other Buddhas glared angrily.
"But he's really my son!" Lin Beifan said aggrievedly, "Ling'er, have you forgotten?" Who worked so hard to raise you? Who painstakingly taught you to read and write? Who painstakingly taught you the method of cultivation? Don't think I won't recognize you if I change my vest! "
The corners of the Buddha's eyes jumped as he listened.
When he returned, he already knew that in the more than 30 years of his reincarnation practice, a mysterious immortal took him as an apprentice, taught him a lot of immortal cultivation, and made him scold Buddhism and Rulai!
The most shameful thing is that he actually asked a reincarnated soul boy of Buddha to call people's father!
This is simply a black history that cannot be looked back on, so I never told anyone after returning.
As a result, it is now said by others.
Could it be that he was the mysterious immortal of the pit man?
Under Buddha Rulai's skeptical gaze, Lin Beifan held his head high and gave him an affirmative answer: "That's right, I'm your father!" "
For example, Buddha: "..."
Everyone was shocked, such as Buddha actually had a father
And this father is actually Lin Beifan in front of him, what kind of god is this?
Everyone immediately felt that the festival was!
"Amitabha! Lin Beifan benefactor, you misunderstood, I am the origin of ten thousand Buddhas, innate gods and demons, how can there be... What about Daddy? You may have recognized the wrong person! Buddha denied it.
This is his black history, a big stain in his life, absolutely cannot be admitted!
"Mockup! I knew you wouldn't admit it, but thankfully I left a record! Lin Beifan smiled, and then took out the projection recorder, which recorded the bits and pieces of Qiao Linger and Lin Beifan.
Everyone recognized that the unworthy young man in front of them was Qiao Linger, the reincarnation of Buddha. And the one who taught Qiao Linger was a mysterious immortal, and now it seemed that Lin Beifan might be pretending.
I saw that in the video, Qiao Linger gradually grew crooked under the teaching of Lin Beifan's "bitterness", and various classic national curses rushed outward, and the targets were Buddha and Buddhism.
"To say it's a dog thing! I don't do personnel all day, I chant sutras and chant Buddha all day long, and I eat fatter than a pig! To say that he usually doesn't steal food, I don't believe it! "
"You see that he is full of bags, he must have been beaten by someone! Because he owes a beating! "
"What a good Buddhism, but it was stunned that under his leadership, it collapsed directly! I don't even know how he chose to become a Buddha in the first place, is it shameless than weight? "
"Don't say Rulai, on shamelessness, he is the first in the world, no one can compare!"
"If Buddha is not a person, he is a super fool!"
"In Buddhism, people are big bastards, big bastards who specialize in seducing people and not doing business!"
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Everyone wants to laugh and laugh!
The reincarnated soul boy of the Buddha actually scolded himself and Buddhism, and the most important thing is that the scolding is so tasteful!
For example, Buddha listened very crazy and wanted to kill people, kill everyone who watched the video!
The Buddhas were so ashamed to hear it, they couldn't raise their heads in shame... The Buddha they respected the most actually scolded the Buddha, even he himself scolded, it was simply six relatives who did not recognize it, what do you let them do?
The whole person is blind!
At this time, Sun Wukong flew back, laughed hilariously at the video in the sky, and laughed so much that he couldn't stand upright: "Is that Rulai?" Haha, laugh to death Lao Sun! Don't fight, don't fight, let Lao Sun laugh enough before talking! Haha..."
The laughter was so loud that almost the entire Celestial Realm heard it.
For example, Buddha: "..."
At this moment, he really wanted to suppress Sun Wukong under the Five Finger Mountain for ten thousand years.
"Rulai, I can't imagine that when you are still so wild and unruly 4.6, you will even scold yourself when you are ruthless, and the wolf will be destroyed!" Your level of scolding is too masterful, and the six relatives don't recognize it, I don't dare to fight with you anymore, you can sit casually in that position, I won't fight! God Haotian said with a smile.
For example, Buddha: "..."
At this time, Lin Beifan added another knife, and there were a lot more projection recorders in his hand for distribution: "If you don't believe it, you can deduce it according to the above information and determine the authenticity!" I believe that you are all great masters, and you will not wronged good people. I've copied it down, everyone has it! The information is very detailed, from small to large! "
If Buddha's eyelids jump, it is not enough to play it once, but also distribute it to everyone to watch back and forth?
This is to put him in the throne, completely nailed to the pillar of shame!
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