coobybook Chapter 222: Diary of a Dog Licking (Part )
Chapter 222: Diary of a Dog Licking (Part )
In Jinling Agricultural University, the Youth League Committee News Center Office and student leaders who were responsible for cooperating with Chen Qiuran to control public opinion on the Agricultural University BBS gathered together.
The person on duty tonight is Li Ruoyu, director of the Youth League Committee News Center.
I just saw that a Xianyu artist on my Weibo follow list updated his status at 8 o'clock in the evening.
Immediately afterwards, Teacher Chen Qiuran informed her to organize student leaders to manage the website's public opinion.
She organized her subordinates to start deleting posts, and simply deleted all posts containing the word "suck-up".
As she was deleting, she found that these freshmen stopped what they were doing and watched with great interest!
Li Ruoyu frowned slightly, walked over and leaned over to look at the computer screen.
The poster is a second-year graduate student at the Agricultural University named Tian Shuo.
She happened to know this person. Last week, he stopped her at the door of a cafeteria under the pretext of a school investigation plan and asked for her QQ number.
Li Ruoyu took a deep breath, browsed Tian Shuofa's post, and now read it silently in his mind.
"Dog Licking Diary, April 2007, 4, Friday, sunny."
"I sent you 99 messages and you finally replied to me."
“You said, ‘Send it to your mom, isn’t that annoying?’ I burst into tears.”
"It turns out that hard work really pays off. You've already started to consider meeting my mother. You must like me quite a bit, right?"
After reading this short essay, Li Ruoyu fell silent.
She opened her QQ on her phone and clenched her fists when she saw the message 99+ sent by some idiot.
After browsing the post, the young clerk was about to laugh secretly when he saw Li Ruoyu standing behind him with a stern face.
"Senior Li, I'm going to..."
"Don't delete it yet, let me take a look at the comments."
Little clerk: "Σ(?д?|||)??"
Li Ruoyu's cheeks turned slightly red, and he coughed twice, then said, "I know this person."
The young clerk looked as if he had suddenly realized something, and glanced at Li Ruoyu with a smile: "Senior Brother Tian, he is very famous on our campus network, and many of the popular posts are posted by him."
"Yeah, I know." Li Ruoyu said absentmindedly, his white fingers moving the mouse down to the comment section.
Sure enough, I saw a few familiar names.
Li Ziyi: Dog licking, dog licking, everything.
Luo Haiyuan: Are you disgusting? People have clearly rejected you, but you are still intoxicated with yourself. I won’t say I know you when I go out next time...
Pei Qiaoliang: Third floor, sofa.
Meng Xuedong: Brother Tian, could you please reveal the girl’s information to her so that she can feel your deep affection?
Tian Shuo replied to Meng Xuedong: I don't need to say anything, she can feel it. _(:3ゝ∠)_
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"Son of a bitch."
Li Ruoyu's hand holding the mouse instantly showed blue veins and his expression became even colder.
She took out her cell phone and found Tian Shuo's QQ nickname [Godfather of Old Factory Street]. Just looking at the nickname, she could sense a strong sense of pretentiousness.
I pressed the delete key decisively.
Any hesitation for one more second would be disrespectful to Tian Shuo, the idiot.
The young clerk shrank her neck and she felt the temperature around her drop a few degrees.
Oh my god, Senior Li is so scary.
Suddenly a message popped up again.
[The alumni you follow have posted a new post, come and watch~]
Hmm? Are you following Tian Shuo?
Li Ruoyu looked down at the clerk beside him with an unfriendly look.
The latter covered his face and said aggrievedly: "Because Senior Tian is the vice president of our school's Tingbao Protection Association, I pay attention to him."
Li Ruoyu nodded, and the reason was barely acceptable.
She had heard of this club, and although she also liked interesting artists like Tingbao, she would not say it out loud.
After all, entertainment is entertainment and life is life.
She continued to click on a new post by Tian Shuo.
"You deleted me just now, and I fell into deep thought for a long time. I think there must be some meaning behind this..."
"So you're playing hard to get, thinking I don't love you enough!"
"You become even cuter when you act unreasonably. I will stick to my love for you, don't worry! Muah!"
Li Ruoyu: ???!
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Such posts seemed to spring up like mushrooms after a rain. Some people watched for fun that night, while others looked in the mirror.
One netizen went to Ying Ting's Weibo and shouted:
"Master, is it wrong to be affectionate?"
Yes, is it wrong that I like him/her and am willing to give everything for him/her?
Many netizens who felt the same quickly pushed this comment up, and the number of likes was soaring at a terrifying rate.
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Yuzhou City, ten o'clock in the evening.
A taxi was driving slowly at a congested roundabout intersection. The dim street lights illuminated the slightly tired face of the woman in the back seat.
"Working overtime every day, do young people have to work so hard?"
The driver, Wu Zhong, has a heavy accent. He often drives Didi late at night in the southern part of the city, and Huang Xiwen, who often works overtime, has become his regular customer.
Every time he saw the little girl looking exhausted and forcing a smile, he would think of his own daughter... He really couldn't bear it.
The driver silently turned the knob of the car audio, and the gentle melody of "Ningxia" slowly echoed in the car.
"It's a quiet summer day, with a sky full of stars."
"I miss you a little bit in my heart. I miss your smiling face."
Listening to my favorite songs, it seems that the lonely nights are not so boring anymore.
Huang Xiwen smiled helplessly: "I can't help it. My family has finally paid for me to finish college, and I want to lighten their burden a little."
"My daughter, you have to know that you can never make enough money. You have to take care of your health."
"Thank you, uncle."
Huang Xiwen leaned against the car window with her head tilted, letting the street scene recede backwards.
As usual, she took out her phone and checked Weibo, only to see that none of the lists she followed had been updated.
After all, this is one of the few ways for me to entertain myself.
Today, to my surprise, my special attention list was updated.
"Diary of a Dog Licking"?
Is this the article that went viral in the group this afternoon?
The name sounds quite abstract.
After reading it roughly once.
Huang Xiwen was silent for a while.
She felt like she was writing the diary not for someone else but herself!
I was an ordinary person in college, but I had an extremely outstanding boyfriend. At that time, I really felt that I was blessed by God!
After the initial passionate period, every time I called the other party, the answer was "yes".
"I go to sleep."
"I took a shower."
"I really have nothing to do with her."
Standard perfunctory answer.
And I gave him reasons to continue deceiving myself.
It wasn't until the winter vacation that I saw him kissing a girl under a street light.
I gritted my teeth and pretended not to see it.
I still ask him about his well-being every day, hoping to become more gentle to impress him and save this relationship.
Until the other party brought the kissing girl to him...
Alas, first love always leaves a deep impression.
The more Huang Xiwen read the essay, the more she felt that the leader was making fun of her. ((???|||))
Until she came across a hot comment that was about to reach the top of the page: "Is it wrong for the leader to be affectionate?"
"Yeah, Tingbao, is it wrong to be affectionate?"
Huang Xiwen also wants to know the answer to this question.
Coincidentally, Ying Ting appeared and replied under the comment.
Huang Xiwen couldn't help but smile. As expected, wherever there was trouble, she would be there.
[Official certification] Ying Ting replied to the stupid man: Love is not begging, and sincerity is not a bargaining chip.
[Official certification] Ying Ting replied to Luo Yu Bing Xin: Running towards each other in one direction is called chasing, running towards each other in two directions is called love.
【Official certification】 Ying Ting replied to Girl is not cold: Wake up sister, you sent him a short essay, and he replied to you. He was too lazy to add you. Are you moving him or yourself? (-@y@)
Girl is not cold Reply [Official certification] Ying Ting: Ah, Master, please be merciful, don’t say anymore, I understand, I understand (poor), (poor) 〒▽〒
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Seeing Ying Ting holding her own in the debate with many scholars on Weibo, everyone would say “awesome”.
He is indeed one of the most eloquent artists in the industry.
Not long after, Ying Ting updated her Weibo with another post.
[Official certification] Ying Ting: To seek love, you must first make a living; to love others, you must first love yourself.
Always take care of other people's emotions, and take care of yourself occasionally.
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To love others, you must first love yourself...
Why didn't I read this sooner...
Do not!
Why don't you return home earlier?
If you had returned home earlier, I would have paid attention to you earlier and I wouldn't have been so stupid.
Huang Xiwen didn't expect that she would be impressed by the leader's artistic style.
What she didn't expect was that even after all this, there were still people who refused to change their ways!
Young and frivolous reply [Official certification] Ying Ting: Although what you said makes sense, I feel that you love her more than me! ( ?° ?? ?°)
The following group of netizens all responded with the same golden sentence: Kid, you are invincible (Tingbao speechless emoticon package).
Huang Xiwen couldn't help but smile and continued to refresh.
Sure enough, Ying Ting replied to him.
Generally, when encountering such stupid netizens, the leader will not tolerate them!