Marrying a powerful eunuch three times

Chapter 281 Border Tune

The soldiers on the wall shouted together:

"Stop fighting. Rebels from Lincheng, your granaries are empty."

"General, what should we do? Should we go back to Lincheng to put out the fire?" The deputy general shouted at the side. "The food we brought to Jianzhou can only last for ten days at most. If we really lose the support of Lincheng, what will we do?"

The garrison general was also furious.

"Damn it. He actually cheated."

The people on the wall were still shouting together:

"Hey. Your parents and fellow villagers are all from Da Zhou, and your roots are all in Da Zhou. Why do you want to recognize a Nanli man as your father? Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to enter your ancestral tomb after you die?

If I give birth to a son, he will definitely have no asshole. If I give birth to a daughter, people will call me a worthless person. Turn back, and don’t be a traitor no matter what you do.”

The men on the wall beat drums.

"Will the people of Nanli who are fed with dog food regard you as Nanli people? Traitors who don't recognize their ancestors are maggots in the gutter wherever they go."

In the crowd below.

Someone cried.

I saw the fire in the direction of Lincheng illuminating the sky red in the middle of the night.

And it burned their hearts.

“Wuwuwu…if we go back, neither our mother nor our father will recognize us.”

"Don't even dare to approach the ancestral hall, let alone enter it after death."

"Don't do anything to be a traitor."

……

"Surrender. The emperor said that as long as you are willing to surrender, the Great Zhou will always open its arms to accept you. It is not terrible to make mistakes for a while. Don't lose your conscience for a little profit."

"We are still good brothers when we come back."

Someone was singing a border tune on the city wall.

Those people burst into tears after hearing this.

The garrison commander yelled:

"Don't listen to their nonsense. We are not traitors. It's just that the prince used the power of the Southern Li Kingdom to kill Shang Yan. Once he is dead, we will still be good sons of the Great Zhou."

Someone hesitated and said:

"If you eat someone's food, you should be grateful. If you take someone's food, you should be grateful. Is there no price to pay for borrowing someone else's power?"

As soon as these words came out.

Someone immediately went crazy.

Someone has to surrender.

The garrison general raised his sword and said, "Whoever dares to surrender, I will kill him."

In the city.

There was a conflict between the common people and the remaining garrison troops in Lincheng.

One wanted to steal food and escape.

The garrison refused to let them leave.

Kong Gui snatched the food and ran away without a trace, without even staying to clean up the mess.

The people were furious.

If you can’t beat them, burn them with fire.

Flames burst out.

It swept over everything around like a raging wave, and the wooden house immediately became the first target of the flames.

Autumn is dry.

Swallowed up those who had no time to escape.

Many people were rolling in the flames, cursing each other with everything they could curse.

Someone was watching the fire.

Showing an evil smile.

Hearing the cursing and wailing, the devil in his heart completely crawled out.

“Hahaha… let the fire be more violent.”

"Let it burn."

The people in the city fled in panic, and some took advantage of the chaos to rob.

The busiest street in Lincheng turned into a burning fire dragon. As the fire dragon burned, dust rose in the sky.

Kong Gui led his men to run about ten miles away. When he saw the sky in the direction of Lincheng, he cursed in panic.

"Who the hell got burned like this?"

Centurion Huang wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "The garrison must have had a conflict with the civilians. As long as the garrison draws a knife, the civilians will definitely set fire. The civilians on the border are brave and good at fighting without regard for the consequences. If they want to die, no one will live."

Kong Gui anxiously grabbed a handful of dry hair.

"I will be punished when I go back."

He knew that the emperor would never allow him to attack the city without regard for the consequences, and asked him to find a way to burn the granary instead of burning the neighboring city.

Returned to Jianzhou.

Kong Gui went to see Shang Yan and saw a deputy general coming out of the tent with a gloomy face.

He couldn't help but feel weak in the knees.

He whispered to the person next to him, "Is the emperor unhappy?"

The man rolled his eyes at Kong Gui and asked, "Are you happy?"

"No. Not happy." Kong Gui was originally very happy. He distributed the gold, silver and jewelry he had collected to the soldiers who followed him to Lincheng as needed. The rest of the gold and silver notes were all transported here, intending to hand them over to Shang Yan.

Arrived at the door of the tent.

Kong Gui knelt down first, "Your Majesty."

"Come in."

Kong Gui quickly got up and went in.

Shang Yan was sitting on a chair in the middle of the tent in casual clothes, staring at the map on the table.

Kong Gui knelt on the ground.

"Dong dong dong".

He kowtowed several times in a row.

Everyone else in the tent was stunned.

Shang Yan heard the sound of kowtow, then he looked up at Kong Gui. After he kowtowed, he spoke casually:

"Made a mistake?"

Kong Gui's forehead swelled up, "I made a mistake."

"Tell me. Let's see if it's enough to spare your life?" Shang Yan half leaned back in the chair.

First, Kong Gui was asked to explain how the attack on Lincheng was carried out.

After hearing Kong Gui's abusive words, his expression softened a lot.

Kong Gui imitated the curse words he had used, and even hummed a little tune when he got excited. At the end of his speech, he knelt on the ground like a quail.

"I distributed some of the silver to the soldiers. Each soldier received at least 20 taels of silver." Kong Gui said boldly, "Since we are attacking the city, we should distribute it to the soldiers first. If they die on the battlefield, they can send some silver back home to support their families."

"The food was taken away by the common people."

"The remaining banknotes, jewels, and gold are all outside."

Kong Gui's voice became louder and louder, and his saliva began to spray out. He was a sweaty person, and now the weather was hot. Now the smell on his body was a bit like stinky feet in a toilet.

The longer he stayed in the tent, the more sour the smell became.

Shang Yan seemed to have not smelled anything.

"You did the right thing. It's only right that you share the silver." Shang Yan thought of the unknown soldiers who died on the frontier, and an indescribable desolation welled up in his heart.

"Pass the order down. From now on, the pensions for soldiers who are injured or killed will be doubled."

"Our soldiers' salaries are too low."

He did not say how much the increase would be, only that the Ministry of War would discuss it and then draw up a charter.

Kong Gui was very happy.

He also talked about the burning of Lincheng.

Shang Yan didn't say anything, just listened to him finish. Still didn't say anything.

It was very quiet in the tent.

The silence made Kong Gui a little nervous. He would fart when he was nervous.

First, a muffled fart.

Kong Gui breathed a sigh of relief.

The people next to me held their breath. The smell was like when you were taking a shit in a toilet and someone blew up the toilet with firecrackers.

Kong Gui looked dejected.

Sudden……

The chrysanthemums were moving.

Shang Yan glared at him with disdain and said, "Throw him into the pond in front."

"Okay."

Two deputy generals, one on the left and one on the right, drove Kong Gui out. Shang Yan couldn't bear it anymore and followed him out.

"Why is this guy so sick?"

The hole gauge was thrown into the pond.

"Hey, Zhao Hang, Li Wei. Why did you really throw me into the pond?" Kong Gui emerged from the pond, "I'm not done with you guys."

Zhao Hang sneered:

"We are following orders. Why do you want to never finish?"

Kong Gui simply took off his clothes and threw them on the shore. He took a bath in the pond before coming out. When he got ashore, he found that Zhao Hang had taken his clothes and ran away.

He was so angry that he found a large leaf to cover the key area.

He ran back cursing all the way.

The soldiers passing by wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

Everyone is about to suffer internal injuries from holding it in.

The pressure that had been weighing on everyone's mind for days was actually brought to a head by Kong Gui running naked in the military camp, which actually added some fun to the group.

Kong Gui changed his clothes.

Run to complain to Shang Yan.

"Your Majesty, I am already old and still can't find a wife. Now that my reputation is gone, I can't find a wife even more."

Shang Yan laughed and said:

"You must work hard for me, and when you return to the capital in triumph, I will give you a chance to pursue the maidservant beside the queen. How about that?"

Kong Gui was delighted.

But it was not easy to show it too much, so he had to suppress his happiness. The curve of his mouth almost reached his ears, "I've been waiting for the emperor to say this. Don't tell them about my embarrassing things when the time comes."

Kong Gui's words were loud and clear.

My stomach is rumbling loudly.

Shang Yan nodded, "Yes. I keep my word. Tomorrow is a critical moment. Let's go eat quickly."

Kong Gui left the tent happily.

Li Wei came to Kong Gui and put a hand on his shoulder. "The emperor said he would give you a chance to pursue the maidservant beside the queen, but he didn't say he would grant you a marriage. Are you so happy?"

"I'm happy. If you don't cut off your roots, will you have a chance to get close to the queen's maid?"

Li Wei stroked his chin and thought.

"Yes. I also want to ask the Emperor for a chance to get close to the Queen's maid."

"You..." Kong Gui looked her up and down. "You look very fair and clean. If you put on some clothes and pretend to be a young girl, you will look down on the maids around the queen."

Li Wei has red lips and white teeth, and his skin becomes white with a hint of red when exposed to the sun.

"Bah! Get lost! You are too big and strong, and the maids around the queen don't like you."

"Hahaha……"

Kong Gui smiled and said, "Li Wei, as long as we return alive, I will definitely find you a stunning wife."