coobybook Chapter 502 Wait, I Feel A Little Messed Up
Chapter 502 Wait, I Feel A Little Messed Up
"Yes, I'm sure they're not the same person. This person added me to my WeChat account before, and the medicine they promoted to me is the same as the medicine that fans were promoting, but the brand is different. There should be two people."
"It is detected that the current object has scum behavior, please rectify it."
"Ding! A new order has been generated!"
"Okay, I see, let's play with these two old Chinese doctors."
Then, Chen Xuan used two numbers to add the WeChat accounts of these two old Chinese doctors.
One of them is called Wang's Chinese Medicine.
The other is Fu Baishou of Heshengtang.
The rhetoric of the two people is almost the same. They both say that they are old Chinese medicine practitioners who have been practicing for decades, retired, and see doctors.
Wang's doctor of traditional Chinese medicine told Chen Xuan that even if it was necrosis of the femoral head, his medicine could cure it.
Fu Baishou from Hesheng Church said that the cervical spondylosis was cured in three days.
According to Chen Xuan's understanding, both are refractory diseases.
If the femoral head necrosis has not undergone surgery, it cannot be cured by taking medicine alone.
Cervical spondylosis involves many nerves, so even surgery is very risky.
And these two Chinese medicine doctors say that taking medicine can cure them, which is simply ridiculous!
For the next two days, Chen Xuan kept asking them a few things whenever he had nothing to do.
It's like it's really because of the illness, just like understanding the situation with them.
At the same time, Chen Xuan asked the avatar to write a program.
Embed this program into the picture.
On the morning of the third day of contact with them, Chen Xuan gave two old Chinese doctors, each with a photo of his affected area.
Once clicked on, the other party's phone will follow the program written by Chen Xuan.
After confirming that they left, Chen Xuan felt that it was time to act.
Chen Xuan asked Li Ran and the others to come and watch.
However, Chen Xuan asked them to only watch, not speak, nor laugh.
First, he made a WeChat voice call to Wang's TCM.
And turned on the speakerphone.
"Hello, Doctor Wang, I'm Chen Xuan. I chatted with you on WeChat. I want to know more about the situation."
"Okay okay."
"Because it's my first time to buy something on WeChat, I'm not particularly relieved, see if you can introduce it to me?"
"There is nothing to worry about. I am a 50-year-old Chinese medicine practitioner. Anyone who knows me knows that I am honest.
And I have already made it very clear to you on WeChat that the medicines I have here are all traditional Chinese medicines, and the prescriptions are all left by my ancestors. Come out and sell. "
"Oh, that's it, it looks very powerful. That's it, my unicorn arm is broken, can you cure it?"
"What? Kirin? What arm?"
"The unicorn arm is broken, fractured."
puff.
Zhao Xiaotian smiled softly.
"Fracture, right? You don't care about your arm, we can treat it if you have a fracture. Last month, I was a patient with necrosis of the femoral head, let alone such a trivial matter as your fracture."
Is it a small thing to break a bone?
Chen Xuan is also convinced, this Wang's TCM bragging does not draft.
Wang's Chinese medicine practitioner continued: "My medicine used to be used by the emperor. Do you know what it means? It was used by the ancient emperors."
"Oh, so powerful! It turned out to be used by ancient emperors."
"Yes, if you meet me, you will enjoy the emperor's treatment."
Chen Xuan:.
Chen Xuan said: "That's it. My dad's unicorn arm is broken. I'll help him find an old Chinese doctor online. Then let my dad tell you about the specific situation."
"Okay okay."
"Wait a minute, my dad is in the toilet, I'll call my dad to come out."
"Okay okay."
Afterwards, Chen Xuan muted the voice call of Wang's TCM doctor.
The other party cannot hear their own conversation.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Xuan took out another mobile phone.
The WeChat ID of this phone is that of Fu Baishou of Hesheng Church.
Now, let's play a voice call for this Fu Baishou and turn on the speakerphone.
"Hello."
"Hi, I'm Chen Xuan who I chatted with you on WeChat."
"I know you."
"Well, that's it. I want all the plasters I talked to you about on WeChat before."
"Okay, that's fine."
Chen Xuan continued: "This plaster is for my dad, just wait a moment, I'll let my dad come and talk to you."
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Chen Xuan also muted Fu Baishou.
Then, Chen Xuan put the two mobile phones together.
Then Chen Xuan unmute Wang's TCM.
"Hello, doctor, are you still there?"
"I am here."
"My dad is here, you can talk to him."
"Okay okay."
After that, Chen Xuan silently unmute Fu Baishou
Wang's Chinese Medicine: "You have a fracture, but the recovery will be slower, and then you'd better rest more."
Fu Baishou paused for a few seconds, and replied: "Emmm, yes, as the saying goes, if you want to recover quickly, you have to apply this ointment. Put on this ointment, and it will take effect soon."
Wang's Chinese Medicine: "Yes! This medicine from our family, I won't brag with you, it is guaranteed to be cured."
Fu Baishou: "Yes, yes, as the saying goes, you already know the curative effect before I tell you about it."
Wang's Chinese Medicine:? ? ?
"Crash value from Li Ran, +2"
"Crash value from Zhao Xiaotian, +3"
"From.
Chen Xuan looked back, it turned out that Li Ran and the others couldn't laugh anymore.
Now it's a chat between two old Chinese medicine fans!
The key is that the two are still on the same page.
But Chen Xuan didn't let Li Ran and the others laugh, and forced them to suffer internal injuries.
Even the crash value popped up.
Wang's doctor of traditional Chinese medicine said: "Uh, emmm, it's curative. Don't worry, I've been using it all the time. I used to stick this on my cervical spondylosis."
Fu Baishou: "Oh? So you have been using it all the time, no wonder you already know our curative effect.
Since you are an old customer, I won't introduce more, how about this, then let me confirm the product with you?
Just follow what we said in WeChat before, you can see if it is right. "
Wang's Chinese Medicine: "Okay, okay, let's check."
Fu Baishou: "Five boxes of beef bone granules, five boxes of deer antler cream, and two boxes of bone spur pills, can you take a look?"
Wang's Chinese Medicine: "Eh, isn't it? Eight boxes of beef bone granules, two boxes of deer antler cream, and two boxes of bone spur pills."
Fu Baishou: "Wait a minute, I feel a little messed up."
Wang's Chinese Medicine: "That's what we said on WeChat, or if you want to change it, it doesn't matter."
Fu Baishou: "emmm, this is mainly for you, so eight boxes of beef bone granules, two boxes of deer antler cream, and two boxes of bone spur pills, right?"
Wang's Chinese Medicine: "That's right, that's it, and that, how do we pay for it?"
Fu Baishou: "We can use WeChat or Alipay here, it mainly depends on how convenient it is on your side."
Wang's Chinese Medicine: "Let's use WeChat, then let me calculate, the total is 3260 yuan, free shipping."
Fu Baishou:? ? ?
"3260 yuan? No, did you make a mistake? I told you about the unit price before, and the total is 3800 yuan. As an old customer, I can also give you a discount of 100 yuan, which is 3700 yuan."
Wang's Chinese Medicine:? ? ?
Fu Baishou said again: "Look again, we have chat records on WeChat."
Wang's Chinese Medicine:? ? ? ? ? ?