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Chapter 568: After the Luck Was Stolen, the Survival Game Came



Chapter 568: After the Luck Was Stolen, the Survival Game Came

"By the way, this is for you."

These words reminded the mysterious businessman. He mysteriously took out a pill and handed it to Xie Guangfei.

Looking at the pill, he flinched a little.

"There are no side effects, right?"

"no!"

The mysterious businessman patted his chest and assured, "If there are any side effects, I'll give you a 10% discount on these things!"

Xie Guangfei: “!!!”

Without saying anything, he took the pill.

Others were somewhat curious and looked at him in surprise.

Xie Guangfei was being stared at by everyone and his body felt inexplicably hot.

He moved his lips, "Why do I feel a little hot?"

As soon as he finished speaking, his expression changed, and he looked a little frightened.

"I can't control myself..."

Everyone else looked at the mysterious businessman with resentful expressions.

The mysterious businessman remained calm, "It's normal, you can see for yourself."

Under the effect of the pill, Xie Guangfei was really finished.

His waist, his hips, his legs, his arms...

Can't control it at all.

In the eyes of everyone, Xie Guangfei had already started dancing to a hot dance. He twisted his waist and hips at the beginning, thrust his hips at the end, and then raised his legs high...

What's even more outrageous is that as his movements changed and his dance steps moved, he came to Situ Kong, who was wearing glasses, and started dancing closely with him.

Situ Kong: "..."

"I am just a blind man, why should I suffer like this?"

Everyone: "..."

This is hard to comment on!

The dance is good, and the person is good, but when the two are separated, they are both the best in their respective fields...

pity……

Well, it's an eyesore!

"Is this what you call normal?"

Xie Guangfei asked with a distorted face, while dancing passionately, he tried hard to suppress his blushing self.

"Why not?"

The mysterious businessman was still lying there leisurely, with a shed set up above him, fully equipped for leisure and entertainment.

Yes, after the task is assigned, he doesn't need to work hard.

Xie Guangfei: “…”

The others couldn't help but laugh, "Hey, let's finish the task quickly! Otherwise, everyone will be here soon."

Having said that, everyone’s task is indeed not easy to complete.

Jiang Yueshu gave everyone a look, and everyone immediately followed.

Before leaving, Situ Xuan did not forget to ask her uncle for help and gave directions by voice.

"what happened?"

Lu Hansheng excitedly held the large syringe and inserted it in, "Sister Jiang, do you have any good ideas?"

"more or less."

Jiang Yueshu nodded and looked at Xia Dahai again.

"I guess I'll have to rely on you this time."

Xia Dahai: “???”

Xia Lemon immediately answered for his "deaf and mute uncle".

"Damn it! It's totally fine!"

Jiang Yueshu made an "OK" gesture and started whispering with a group of people.

As for those who cannot hear, speak or see, they are assigned a partner.

Everything was ready, and everyone dispersed.

The role-playing tasks issued by the mysterious merchant have requirements, and they cannot complete the tasks in groups.

Only when the task is completed will they achieve "transformation".

Jiang Yueshu was wearing high heels, a red off-shoulder dress, and delicate makeup on her face, but she looked so conspicuous as if she was wearing a glowing hat on her head.

She had heard quite a few such conversations along the way.

"Wow, beautiful lady..."

"...Why don't you take a closer look at this big bald head? What kind of beauty is this?"

"But apart from the head, everything else is beautiful. And did you see that the diamond necklace on the neck is still shining..."

"There's something wrong with your eyes! Look at that face, it's a young bald man with a transvestite, okay?"

"Oh my god, my heart is broken! Who shaved her/his hair? Can we raise funds to make her a wig?"

"Hey, I can't accept such imperfections. My eyes are about to vomit..."

Look, this is the normal reaction.

What kind of human being is the mysterious businessman, to have so many bizarre thought processes?

Only after they had walked far enough did she start sharing her location with everyone.

Then he took out the sect token and went to find the beggar enthusiast Sixteen.

[Twenty-four: I have some gossip about a mysterious businessman, would you like to hear it?]

[Sixteen: Is this true? You can get this kind of information? ]

[Twenty-four: I have friends too! After all, I’m so cute and handsome, everyone likes to make friends with me!]

Sixteen, who was taking a shit in a pit, touched his chin and it seemed to be true.

【Sixteen: You tell me, let me see if it’s reliable! 】

[Twenty-four: Although his charm value has no upper limit, his character has an upper limit. Do you want the price of 30,000 gold coins? I’m only giving you a discount for my sake…]

Sixteen, who was squatting, saw the price and almost threw the token away.

[Sixteen: His character limit is too low! Thirty thousand gold coins just for one piece of news? Is this a robbery? Is he more excessive than us?]

Although he has a secret stash of money, it didn't come from the wind!

[Twenty-four: He promised me that if he lied to you, he would return all 30,000 gold coins to you! If you hadn't wanted to take care of me, I would have looked for you first. If you didn't want me, I would have looked for other senior brothers and sisters...]

[Sixteen: Hey, wait, okay, I’ll go once for your sake this time! ]

[Sixteen: How to give gold coins? ]

[Twenty-four: I'll send you a location. When you go there, there's a one-armed nurse who will tell you everything. Just give it to him!]

【Sixteen: Okay, I’ll go after I finish taking a shit! 】

Jiang Yueshu read this message with a frown on her face.

【Twenty-four: Are you constipated? 】

【Sixteen: Twenty-four, knowing too much will bring bad luck! 】

[Twenty-four: Okay, but you can't tell anyone about this, lest they say I'm biased. Then next time I need something good, I'll have to look for them!]

Sixteen didn't think he would really meet the mysterious businessman, so he leisurely took care of his physical needs and headed to the place where Twenty-Four was.

Soon, he saw a one-armed nurse, and then looked at his face...

He almost wanted to go to the bathroom again.

Lu Hansheng came forward without knowing anything and smiled warmly, "Is that you? My friend introduced you here. He said your name is Sixteen?"

"Ah."

Sixteen emphasized it and said "hmm" lightly.

"You said there was news about the mysterious businessman?"

"Well... well..."

Lu Hansheng subconsciously wanted to rub the three fingers of his right hand, but when he moved, he realized that his right arm was gone.

He had no choice but to wink at Sixteen.

"you know!"

Sixteen almost fell down due to trembling. Chunchun was scared.

Isn't this person just coveting his beauty?

Don't even think about it!

He snorted arrogantly and looked down on people.

"Stop looking at me with those lecherous eyes! Here's your money!"

Lu Hansheng: "..."

Really, I have never seen such an outrageously narcissistic person!

"Okay, thank you for your patronage. My information is that there is a horseman wearing sunglasses in the alley next door. He is the mysterious businessman. As long as you place an order, go back and forth, and then praise his driving skills, you will be fine."

Sixteen's eyebrows were twisted like a caterpillar, "Really?"

Lu Hansheng nodded, "Really? I'll take you to that alley. Didn't I tell you not to return all the gold coins?"

"Okay, I'll trust you this time."

Lu Hansheng led Sixteen to the next alley, and saw a coachman wearing sunglasses sitting on the edge of the carriage in front.

Sixteen instantly believed most of what Lu Hansheng said just now.

"By the way, you should be familiar with the habits of the mysterious businessman, so you must do as I say!"

After hearing Lu Hansheng's solemn instructions, Sixteen still didn't understand.

The moment he placed the order and sat in the carriage, he felt unwell.

He felt the entire carriage was shaking, swaying left and right, and swaying violently.

"Master, what's wrong with this car?"

In the darkness, Situ Kong performed the straight-line driving test of Subject 3 to the fullest, swaying left and right, and he was always driving in a straight line.

Just now, his good friends specially chose the middle seat for him to ensure that he would not go down this path to the end.

"It's okay. The horse has a head shaking disease."

The horse being pulled around mechanically: "..."

Are you polite?

sixteen:"……"

His eyebrows once again completed the curvy caterpillar, "Let's just say, can't we just change horses?"

Situ Kong also began to sway left and right.

"We can't, our horses all have this problem!"

sixteen:"……"

Then why did he still come to be a coachman?

Are you really not afraid of something happening?

However, he soon saw how the groom handled it.

He shouted loudly while swinging the horse's head left and right.

"Carriage, please take a detour!"

"Carriage, please take a detour!"

"..."

sixteen:"……"

Can I get off now?

He wanted to speak, but suddenly remembered the last words the one-armed nurse said before she left.

A habit of mysterious merchants?

Was it his habit to have horses with shaky-headedness replace normal horse-drawn orders?

After thinking it over, he shut up and left the car.

For his own safety, he had to sit on the front porch with the groom wearing sunglasses.

But he never expected that the groom would sit still in the middle without moving, showing no intention of giving up his seat to him.

Sixteen's face was dark. "Master, can you please give way so that I can sit in the front with you?"

"But this is my exclusive position. If you take my position, will it affect my horse-riding skills?"

Sixteen didn't believe it. He pushed the coachman and was about to sit down.

The horse's head tilted slightly to the left, and he narrowly avoided falling off the moving carriage, fortunately he held on to the edge of the porch.

Finally, Sixteen sat down dejectedly on a small corridor on the right.

The driver was still dissatisfied, "You will lose balance if you sit here, my left side is too light..."

Sixteen didn't say anything, just pretending he didn't hear.

The car didn't stop until he reached his destination.

sixteen:"???"

"I'm here, why don't you stop?"

"Oh oh oh."

Situ Kong obediently tightened the reins and began to talk to the horse.

"Turn back, turn back..."

Sixteen watched him and the horse communicate for a full three minutes before the horse moved reluctantly.

Situ Kong: "..."

Fortunately, this horse was specially assigned to him as a horseman and could not harm him at all.

So he groped his way to the side of the corridor and got off the carriage, ready to turn the horse around by holding its head himself.

Sixteen's mouth almost dropped, "Are you blind?"

Situ Kong: "Can you change it to something nicer, like blind people?"

sixteen:"……"

Is there any difference between the two?

No. Is that the point?

"You are a blind man, no, you are a blind man, you come to be a stable boy?"

Situ Kong frowned, "Don't you know my habits?"

"what?"

Sixteen shouted in confusion and remembered what the one-armed nurse said.

Could this person really be a mysterious businessman?

He looks like a normal person, but he does things that normal people don't do.

Is he... encountering the real thing?

Thinking of this, he stopped complaining.

"I know, I know, it's okay, just turn around slowly."

After knowing the other person's identity, Sixteen became a different person and became unusually gentle.

After getting off the car, Situ Kong turned around holding the horse's head, and with Sixteen's care, he sat steadily in the middle position at the corridor.

Sixteen clung to the carriage tightly, trying to protect himself.

Soon, the carriage returned to its starting point.

Sixteen continued to complete the task according to the one-armed nurse's instructions.

"Horse driver, you are such a great driver! This carriage is so stable, whoever rides in it will be honored!"

"Congratulations, you are destined to be together! Take a look at the things here, is there anything you need? Buy it now!"

The mission was completed, and Situ Kong's eyes instantly regained their sight.

He tore off the black cloth and put on sunglasses, still looking like the blind rickshaw driver.

Looking at the booklet in front of him, Sixteen almost wanted to scream, feeling that the suffering he had just endured was nothing.

He flipped through the brochure, estimated the gold coins he had on him, and bought a few products.

Situ Kong handed him the product sent by the mysterious merchant and put away the gold coins. His task was then ninety-nine percent completed.

There is still one percent left, which is that he is still missing some thoughts on the role.

Soon, with the help of Master Kong Kong's apprentice and Xia Dahai's shop owner friends, everyone's strange tasks were completed.

Not only that, they also earned a lot of intelligence fees while working part-time.

Xia Dahai was so happy that he couldn't help but smile when he saw Jiang Yueshu.

"Okay, you guys can keep all these gold coins! I don't need so many, and I can save a lot of money on buying the animal language translator, chips, and solar panels this time. Consider this as my reward to you!"

The two parties reached a friendly cooperation, and they also got a 50% discount from the mysterious merchant.

After buying things, Xia Dahai invited them to the cute pet park and generously prepared gifts.

"Now that I have the animal language translator, I can breed those animals. As for those black crows, you can keep them. I will collect them next time!"

After looking at the black crows of different growth cycles, Jiang Yueshu took out the obsidian and asked some questions before making a decision.

"You should keep the black crows you have trained. We can just pick some pet eggs and young black crows."

Hei Yao just said that he can communicate with these black crows who are his younger brothers, sons, and grandchildren, and his presence can better guide the growth of these black crows.


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