Chapter 242 Oh, do I look like someone who plays old jokes?
Chapter 242 Oh, do I look like someone who plays old jokes?
"Oh? That's interesting!" After listening to his subordinates' report, Huang Shulang curled up the corners of his mouth into an evil smile.
He stroked his mustache and muttered to himself, "You dare to touch even the people of the Third Young Master of the Huang Family. I want to see who has such courage!"
"Check it for me right now! Report to me as soon as you get any news!"
"No need to check!" An old voice came from the darkness, followed by an old man with a horse face, tremblingly walking out with a cane.
The man was named Ma Lao, Huang Shulang's cousin and also his military advisor.
It can be said that it is basically his credit that Huang Shulang is listed as one of the top ten evil men. The old man is also a very evil person.
Old Ma leaned against the door and spoke slowly: "Three hours ago, two women, one big and one small, came from the south of Black Stone City. The big one was ruthless and killed the five ghosts of Black Mountain with one sword! Even their souls were collected into a strange black flag.
From the direction she came from and the way she acted, it can be basically concluded that Ma Laosan and his gang died at the hands of this woman! And now, she is living in an inn in the west of the city."
"Very good! Cousin, you are worthy of being called the know-it-all of Blackrock City! That title is well deserved!" Huang Shulang nodded with great satisfaction.
He immediately ordered his subordinates, "Within half an hour, I want to see that woman kneeling in front of me!"
"Yes!" The men responded and left.
Looking at the other person's departing back, Huang Shulang took out a pill from his arms with an evil smile, tilted his neck back and swallowed it, then waited for his leader to return.
If you offend me, the third young master of the Huang family, I will make you experience what despair is!
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Chi Yu had just laid down not long ago. Maybe it was because of the unfamiliar climate, but she, who usually had a good sleep, had insomnia tonight.
I sat up from the bed and saw Bean Sprout sitting obediently at the head of the bed.
"Why are you sitting here instead of sleeping?" Chi Yu asked in confusion.
"Master is not asleep, so I dare not." Douyacai pinched the corner of his clothes and answered honestly.
"Don't be so reserved in front of me. Go to sleep and don't worry about me." Chi Yu got up and walked to the window sill, staring at the night sky. Bean Sprout stood quietly beside her.
Looking at the waning moon in the sky, Chi Yu couldn't help but sigh in his heart: This moon... well, it's not round, it looks like a sesame seed bun that was nibbled by my senior sister.
"Shasha~"
A slight sound came from outside the door.
Chi Yu immediately realized that someone was coming.
She made a gesture to Douyacai to keep quiet, held her breath and walked slowly to the back of the door.
A bamboo tube as thick as a finger was slowly inserted through the crack in the door in front of Chi Yu.
Anyone who has watched the TV series knows that what will happen next is definitely a bloody plot with smoke being blown in.
How could Chi Yu do as he wished? He simply chose to attack first, gathering his energy in his dantian and, with a whoosh, blew the smoke out of the bamboo tube.
"Um... cough cough~" Two violent coughs were heard, followed by a muffled 'thump' sound, and it was obvious that someone had been hit and fell to the ground.
"Hey, Lengzi? What's wrong with you, Lengzi?" The voice of the man's accomplice sounded.
I called out several times but there was no response.
Obviously, he was deeply obsessed.
The accomplice grumbled in dissatisfaction: "You always fail at the critical moment. It's really unlucky to be your partner. I have to rely on me at the critical moment!"
While complaining, he was not idle either. He inserted a fresh bamboo tube into the door through the crack.
Just when he was ready and about to speak, Chi Yu inside did not follow the moral code of martial arts and slapped the bamboo tube with great force.
"Yue~" The man was caught off guard, and the thin bamboo tube was stabbed into his throat, causing him to masturbate on the spot.
Before he could react, the door of the room suddenly opened, and Chi Yu grabbed the other person's straw-like hair and pulled him in.
The guy who was drugged by the smoke was not spared either. He was dragged into the room by her hair like a dead dog.
The severe pain woke him up, and he was shocked to find that he and his two brothers had become prisoners.
Chi Yu dragged a stool over and sat down in front of the two of them, while waving to Bean Sprouts behind him.
Douyacai knew in his heart that Master’s second lesson was about to begin.
Chi Yu took out a brand new sword from his storage bag, picked his nails, and said calmly, "Speak!"
say what?
A trace of confusion flashed in the eyes of both of them at the same time.
However, the next second, there were two "crackling" sounds, and fresh slaps were given to them on the face.
The slap was so hard that blood immediately flowed from their faces.
"My patience is limited!" Chi Yu's cold voice sounded.
The man who was knocked out by the smoke covered his bloody face and said in a deep voice: "How about you try to ask me a question first?"
"Mmm~" The man with the bamboo tube stuck in his mouth nodded desperately.
Chi Yu crossed his arms and smiled coldly: "Do I need to tell you what I want to ask?"
"How can we understand what you want to ask if you don't tell us?"
Chi Yu still had that aloof look: "Those who really understand don't need me to say anything."
"No, don't we understand now that you've said it?"
Chi Yu: "Is it interesting to say it out? Hmm? Even if I don't say it, you should understand it!"
"We are not gods, how can we know?" Someone was a little anxious and his voice unconsciously became louder.
"Screaming at me? You're still yelling at me, right? I now seriously suspect that you two are deliberately messing with my mentality!" As he spoke, the sword in Chi Yu's hand was already on someone's neck.
Nima!
Who is controlling whose mentality?
You are being unreasonable!
The two brothers were almost driven to collapse by her.
The man who was knocked out before risked losing his head, crying and saying, "Sister, I beg you, please give me some face and ask me a question, okay?
My brother and I have always been very active in answering questions since we were young! Believe me! "
"Mmm~" The person with the bamboo tube in his mouth nodded frantically.
"Giving you face?" Chi Yuliu raised her eyebrows, "Why?"
"By..."
The two of them were somewhat devastated and speechless, but they dared not not answer, "It should be okay if we pity you, right?"
It's really rare to meet such a crazy woman.
"Well, I'll give you this face. You'd better respect me and don't play tricks on me."
Chi Yu sat up straight and spoke slowly, "Who are you?"
Finally you hit the point.
The two brothers breathed a sigh of relief, looked at each other, and then a representative spoke: "People from Tiandao Sect."
As smart as he was, he directly reported the enemy's sect.
In fact, they are both the third son of the Huang family of the Dark Soul Palace, and the Tiandao Sect is the number one enemy of the Dark Soul Palace.
This move of diverting trouble away is simply brilliant!
Well done!
The guy with the bamboo tube stuck in his mouth couldn't help but secretly give him a thumbs up.
"Tian Dao Sect? Is that true?" Chi Yu looked at the two of them suspiciously, "Why do I feel like you two are trying to trick me?"
"Absolutely not! If I tell even a single lie, I will be struck by lightning and die a miserable death!" Someone pointed to the sky and shouted with full confidence.
For people like them who have done so many bad things, swearing is just like farting, they have long been accustomed to it.
"I still don't quite believe it." Chi Yu shook his head, thought for a while and said, "Well, let me ask you again, who is the leader of Tiandao Sect?"
"Ye Lan!"
The answer was quite quick. Chi Yu nodded and then asked, "How many people are there in Tiandao Sect?"
"There should be about three to five thousand." The man thought for a moment and answered.
At this moment, he suddenly remembered something and quickly said, "Don't tell me, what are the names of these people you are going to ask next?"
"Heh, do I look like someone who would use old jokes?"
Chi Yu rolled his eyes and said in a deep tone: "What are the facial features of these people?"
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