coobybook Chapter 235 I'll show you how to steal your whole family!
Chapter 235 I'll show you how to steal your whole family!
The old man looked in the direction of Jiang Nanxi, then looked at Xu Fan, and thought for a while before saying, "We'll talk about it when the time comes. She's here to mourn, so it stands to reason that she should give it to the old man."
Xu Fan said dissatisfiedly, "How many women have been sent to the old man? Is this one missing?"
The old man glared at him and said, "Xu Fan, when the old man was alive, he made money from business and helped your family a lot. What do you mean by trying to snatch people from the old man now?
The old man is dead now, and he can be considered your ancestor. If he lives well in the underworld, he can bless you in the future!"
"..."
Xu Fan was silent, and the old man continued, "You should know who can rob and who can't. If you offend the old man, even if you are a member of the Xu family, your whole family will be ruined!"
These words made Xu Fan shudder. He was obviously very afraid of the dead old man and did not mention the matter again.
Xu Fan turned around and left, continuing to help Xu's relatives prepare for the twelve o'clock banquet.
Soon, it was twelve o'clock.
Because it was evening, there were not many people coming to eat, and with the relatives from the Xu family who came to help, there were only two tables of people.
Jiang Nanxi and the other four sat at the same table.
When Jiang Nanxi saw the dishes being served, she smelled a familiar aroma of herbs.
She narrowed her eyes, stared at the dishes for a while, and whispered to Liu Qingyan beside her, "Do you smell it? It seems to be the smell of soul-guiding grass."
"It's the soul-guiding grass."
Liu Qingyan already knew about the strange things that happened here. He thought for a moment and said, "For humans who eat the soul-guiding grass, their souls will leave their bodies for no reason. If the soul cannot return in time, the body will fail and die. It is very likely that the soul of the woman who died before was taken away, causing her body to die."
"This should be."
Jiang Nanxi said, "The souls of those women were led away, which must be related to this old man."
"Ah."
After Liu Qingyan responded, he saw Jiang Nanxi casually pick up a large piece of pig's trotter and eat it. His expression paused.
"These dishes have been spiked with ingredients, why are you still eating them? What if they lead your soul away?"
Jiang Nanxi snorted, "Don't you know what my soul looks like? If he dares to lead my soul, I will be very happy."
Jiang Nanxi's soul is at the level of a ghost king that escaped from the eighteen levels of hell. The ghosts and monsters outside who meet her will basically be treated as food by her!
Liu Qingyan also ate.
He is not afraid of his soul being led out.
The photographer didn't know that something had been added to the dishes. He saw that Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan were eating them, so he also put a lot of delicious dishes into his own bowl.
But just as he was about to eat, his entire bowl was taken away by Jiang Nanxi, "Photography teacher, you have been trying to lose weight recently, right? I'll help you finish it!"
Photographer:?
Leng Huaixin also picked up some dishes, but he felt something was wrong, so he didn't eat them.
Seeing Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan eating so happily, he couldn't help but remind them, "Be careful, this family's funeral is so weird, these things may also be problematic."
Upon hearing this, the photographer immediately forgave Jiang Nanxi's behavior, "Teacher Jiang, I know you are doing this for my own good, but you have to be careful too!"
Jiang Nanxi waved her hand and said, "I'm fine. Tell me if you want to eat anything, and I'll help you eat it."
Photographer: "..."
Leng Huaixin: “…”
Jiang Nanxi was enjoying her meal when she heard a loud noise from the other end of the table. Someone slammed his wine glass on the table and stood up to look at her.
This person is Xu Fan.
Xu Fan looked at Jiang Nanxi meaningfully and said, "You guys are having a great time eating, but we have a rule here. If you want to eat for free, you not only need to mourn for the old man, but you also have to perform a show during the meal to make it lively. The old man doesn't like to leave in a deserted atmosphere."
After Xu Fan finished speaking, he pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Let's start with you. Each of you must perform a lively show, otherwise you can't continue eating!"
Everyone at both tables looked at Jiang Nanxi.
Seeing her beautiful face and extraordinary temperament, the relatives of the Xu family became interested and urged Jiang Nanxi to perform.
Jiang Nanxi chewed on the pig's trotter without moving.
Xu Fan said impatiently, "I asked you to perform a show for this old man, but you don't understand, right? Why are you still sitting here? Hurry up and stand up!"
When Liu Qingyan heard this, a trace of displeasure flashed across his elegant and refined face, and he reached out to overturn the table.
But Jiang Nanxi held his hand and said, "Don't get excited. It's just a show. I'm the best at it! I promise to make the old man happy and leave in a lively manner!"
Bang.
Jiang Nanxi stood up.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Because she did stand up, but she jumped directly from the ground to the table!
Jiang Nanxi stood on the table, kicked the food at his feet away, and bowed to the people below, saying, "Dear audience, I don't know anything else, but I can sing some Peking opera. How about I perform a Peking opera for you today?"
Xu Fan: "..."
other people:"……"
Xu Fan reacted and his face turned pale. "I asked you to perform, not to sit at the table! Get down! How can others eat if you are like this!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Don't we need a stage to perform? You don't have a stage. If I don't stand here, how can everyone see my wonderful performance?"
Xu Fan: "There are only so few people here, how can we not see it? Come down and perform somewhere else!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Okay."
Jiang Nanxi agreed to his request with a very good temper and jumped off the table.
Seeing her coming down, Xu Fan's complexion improved a little and he sat down to continue eating.
But next second.
When he saw where Jiang Nanxi was going, he was so scared that the chopsticks in his hand fell down.
Jiang Nanxi turned around and jumped lightly, and actually jumped onto the coffin in the mourning hall!
Before Xu Fan could scold her, Jiang Nanxi shouted, "Good evening, everyone. I'm going to perform Peking Opera face-changing. I hope you like it!"
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Nanxi raised one arm, raised one leg, and performed the "Golden Rooster Stand" movement.
There was also a burst of colorful light that inexplicably appeared on her face, like a neon light.
Jiang Nanxi stared in the direction of Xu Fan, babbling for a while, and then sang in a deep Peking Opera voice, "Hey! Red-faced Guan Gong! Fight your dad! Blue-faced Colton, steal your mom!"
Xu Fan:? ? ?
other people:? ? ?
audience:? ? ?
You are doing Peking Opera face changing?!
Xu Fan was so angry that he was shaking all over. "What are you doing? How dare you stand on the old man's coffin!"
Xu Fan rushed over and tried to pull Jiang Nanxi down, but Jiang Nanxi kicked him away and made a monkey stealing peach gesture.
The light on Jiang Nanxi's face turned green.
"Green-faced Cheng Yaojin, beat your family! White-faced Cao Cao, laugh at your mother! Purple-faced king, kill your mother's whole family! Colorful watermelon, laugh haha~ laugh~ haha~!"
As she moved and the Peking Opera singing began, the light on her face became more and more dazzling, changing from red, blue, purple, green, and white.
Finally, the light turned into a colorful watermelon. On the watermelon, there was a pair of lively eyes, which flirted with Liu Qingyan in the audience.