coobybook Chapter 242 Old Man, Times Have Changed
Chapter 242 Old Man, Times Have Changed
One of the ghosts replied, "Master, I checked it a long time ago, there is no damage, and it is even younger!"
"good."
The old man of the Xu family looked satisfied, "Then put her and the sedan chair into the formation, and when I possess the corpse, I will activate the resurrection formation."
"okay!"
The four ghosts carried the sedan chair and placed it in a specific place. Jiang Nanxi's spiritual sense then saw that there were twenty-four identical wedding sedan chairs nearby!
The body of the old man of the Xu family was placed on the ground, and the old man's soul lay on the body. But after lying there for a long time, it could not enter the body.
"What's going on? This is my own body, why can't my soul enter?"
The old man stood up again and stared at the corpse to see what was going on.
As a result, the moment he stood up, his corpse also jumped up suddenly, lay on the ground with hands and feet, and barked at him.
Old man:? ? ?
Other ghosts: ???
All the ghosts at the scene were stunned for a moment.
The old man's body continued to lie on the ground, still walking on his hands and feet, "Woof woof, woof woof!"
Finally, a ghost noticed something was wrong and said to the old man cautiously, "Master, your body has been taken over by something. It seems that there is the soul of a wild dog in it!"
"what?!"
The master of the Xu family was furious. "Damn wild dog, it even dared to occupy my body! Get it out quickly, I have to go in to be resurrected!"
As a result, Master Xu and his four ghost brothers studied for most of the day but still couldn't get the wild dog's soul out!
"Master, why do I feel like someone has used a secret technique to lock the wild dog soul in your body? I can't get it out!"
"I also think it's locked in. This wild dog is really powerful. Logically, it would have been scared away if you went in! But now it won't come out. It's obviously locked in!"
"Wang Wang Wang! Wang Wang!"
As the ghosts were talking, the old man's body crawled on the ground with his hands and legs, stuck out his tongue, and panted like a dog.
"Wang Wang!"
The wild dog spirit could see the old man's soul and knew he was going to steal the body, so every time the old man approached it, it would frantically use its hands and feet to crawl away.
"Wang Wang Wang!"
"Come back, come back to me!"
The old man's body was crawling around the cemetery, making constant barking sounds like a dog.
After a while, the wild dog soul ran to the place where the formation was set up and hit a sedan chair with its head.
There was a loud bang.
The sedan chair that Jiang Nanxi was in was knocked over, and a piece of wood was cracked.
Her spiritual power hit the cracked wooden board, directly making a hole in the sedan chair, and then she came out from it.
"stop!"
"Stop right there, you bastard!"
When Jiang Nanxi came out of the sedan chair, he saw the old man's ghost and other ghosts chasing after him.
"Cough cough!"
Jiang Nanxi just sat on the sedan chair that had fallen to the ground.
When the old man saw her, he immediately shouted angrily, "You stupid girl, why is there a wild dog soul in my body and I can't get it out? Is it you who did this?!"
"Be bold!"
The old man yelled angrily, and Jiang Nanxi also yelled angrily, "You few unruly people, why don't you kneel when you see the emperor?"
Old man:? ? ?
Other ghosts: ???
Jiang Nanxi sneered, took out the bright yellow dragon-patterned T-shirt from the storage space and put it on.
"I originally wanted to keep a low profile, but I didn't expect you to commit crimes against your superiors and treat human lives as worthless! As a wise ruler, I will never tolerate such things!"
When the ghosts saw Jiang Nanxi's clothes, their mouths twitched wildly.
The old man even mocked, "Are you crazy, woman? You bought clothes like this online for just a dozen bucks, and you still dare to say you are the emperor?"
He looked at his body crawling on the ground like a dog, and said through gritted teeth, "Answer me first, why did my body become like this! Otherwise, I will never let you go, and I will make sure you die without a burial place!"
Jiang Nanxi also took a look at the old man who was barking “woof woof woof” and said slowly, “This is because I made him the number one dog official in the world, so he became like this.”
"You fart!"
The old man was so angry that his beard stood up, "Stop talking nonsense like that, do you think I will believe it?
You clearly used a secret technique to lock a wild dog soul inside my body, so now I can't go back!"
Seeing how angry he was, Jiang Nanxi had no choice but to say, "Okay, okay, I admit it. I did it."
The old man's ghostly aura was so strong that his eyes turned blood red. "How dare you admit it! How dare you do this to my body? I will not forgive you!"
Jiang Nanxi was speechless. "Didn't you ask me to admit it? I admitted it, so why are you still angry? If that's the case, then I'll just deny it."
"you wanna die!"
The old man's eyes were red, and an extremely strong ghost power gathered in his hands, and he attacked Jiang Nanxi.
"Wait a moment!"
Jiang Nanxi looked a little scared, and quickly raised her hand to stop him, saying, "Calm down first, this matter is not without room for negotiation. How about this, I get the dog soul out and put you back, how about that?"
The old man's aura faded a little, and he said in a deep voice, "Hurry up!"
Jiang Nanxi stood up from the sedan chair and made some fancy gestures with his hands.
"Mummy, mummy, coax!"
Suddenly, Jiang Nanxi stood on the sedan chair, pointed at the old man and said, "Xu Zhiping, since you insist on being a dog, from today on, I will make you the number one dog official in the world. From now on, you will enjoy all the shit in the world. I decree this! Why don't you thank me quickly!"
"You are the dog!"
The old man thought she was scared and was going to get the wild dog soul out, but this happened instead.
This made the old man so angry that he was fuming, and he hit Jiang Nanxi with a palm full of ghost power.
boom--!
Jiang Nanxi jumped away nimbly, but the sedan chair that had fallen to the ground was smashed into powder by the palm strike.
"Oh, you are quite powerful, Old Deng." Jiang Nanxi said playfully, "It seems that you have the skills of a ghost general."
The old man sneered, "If I didn't have any cultivation, how could I dare to bring back the soul! You little cultivator, if you don't accept my toast, don't blame me for being rude!
You used a secret technique to lock the wild dog soul in my body, so what? When I kill you, the secret technique you set will automatically dissipate!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the old man's figure changed unpredictably, and suddenly appeared next to Jiang Nanxi from a distance.
He was about to kill Jiang Nanxi with another palm strike.
But this time Jiang Nanxi did not dodge, but calmly took out a modified toy water gun and put it against the old man's forehead, "Old man, times have changed."
When the old man heard her say this, he panicked at first, but then he realized that it was a toy water gun!
Not far away, the ghosts under the old man's command also saw it and burst into laughter on the spot.
"It was so funny. I thought she had some powerful weapon, but it turned out to be a toy water gun!"
"Hahahahahahaha this is so funny, how did she help but laugh!"
"A real gun is useless to our master, let alone a toy water gun. This woman is seriously ill!"