coobybook Chapter 268: Cockroach Song and Dance Performance, Don’t Miss It If You Pass By
Chapter 268: Cockroach Song and Dance Performance, Don’t Miss It If You Pass By
According to the speed of the electric scooter, even if Song Shiting drove away directly, the traffic police would not be able to see who he was.
But as a well-educated citizen, when Song Shiting saw the traffic police waving at him, he stopped consciously and was finally fined 50 yuan.
"How come your electric scooter is going so fast? It's too unsafe. If you hit someone, it could easily cause a car accident. And you're not wearing a helmet! You can't drive on the road without a helmet. Just push it back like this!"
"..."
The fake He Rou saw Song Shiting being scolded and finally he could only push his electric scooter and leave on the side of the road.
The fake He Rou thought about it and ran towards Song Shiting.
"Mr. Song!"
Fake He Rou ran up to him and said, "I just happened to pick up two helmets on the side of the road. Wear these and take me back with you!"
Although he didn't know why Song Shiting, the heir to a trillion-dollar group, had to drive an electric scooter instead of a luxury car, as long as he could go back with him, he would definitely find an opportunity to take action!
This is the best time to get rid of Song Shiting on the way. Once they return to the hotel, that woman Jiang Nanxi will come back, and he won't be able to kill people without anyone noticing!
Seeing the two helmets in He Rou's hands, Song Shiting looked at her suspiciously, "Did you pick them up on the roadside?"
"correct."
The fake He Rou also put on a safety helmet and handed the other hat to Song Shiting.
"Put it on first. With it on, you can ride an electric scooter and no traffic police will stop you."
Song Shiting didn't answer.
He stopped his electric scooter, took out his cell phone and made a call, saying, "Hey, is Yaoyaoling smart? Someone was stealing a helmet on the side of the road, and I caught him."
Fake He Rou: ???
No, how did he know he stole it?
Wait a moment.
This is not the point.
The point is, is Song Shiting mentally ill? Why did he call the police?! He stole the helmet for him, because he drove an electric scooter without a helmet!
The fake He Rou heard the voice of a policeman coming from Song Shiting's cell phone, saying that they would come to arrest someone soon. He was so scared that he turned around and ran away.
He was originally a fugitive, and has not been caught until now only because of the face-changing technique. What he hates the most are the police.
"Why are you running!"
Song Shiting saw the fake He Rou holding a helmet in one hand, wearing a helmet on her head, and running fast on the side of the road in high heels. He rode his electric scooter to catch up with her.
"He Rou, did you know that stealing is against the law? Even if you are my date, I can't condone this kind of thing. Come back and wait for the police to deal with it!"
"Are you fucking sick? Can you please just go away and stop chasing me? Can't I just stop dating you?"
The fake He Rou used her spiritual power to run wildly, hoping to get rid of the idiot Song Shiting, so as to avoid causing him unnecessary trouble when the police came.
But Song Shiting rode his electric scooter very fast and caught up with her soon.
Song Shiting said with a stern expression, "I forgot to tell you that there was a photographer following us to take pictures. You'd better follow me to the police and turn yourself in, otherwise this will become a black material on you.
You are a star after all, how can you do such illegal things. It is not too late for you to turn yourself in now, and at most you will be fined a little. If you refuse to turn yourself in, netizens will think that you have a problem with your character, which will definitely affect your career!"
"..."
Come on, he is a serial killer on the run, would he care about a small crime like stealing?
What's more, he is not the real He Rou!
But after hearing what Song Shiting said, the fake He Rou looked around and found that there was a camera in an off-road vehicle not far away filming them. It was obviously someone secretly sent by the program crew to follow them.
There is a camera filming here, so it is not easy for him to attack Song Shiting, as it would easily expose his surroundings.
Fake He Rou thought about it, suddenly ran faster, and turned into a small road.
He was still running and shouting, "What's wrong with stealing two helmets? I did it for you! I wanted to ride back with you, what have I done wrong!"
Song Shiting saw him turn into the alley and quickly followed him on his electric scooter.
director:"……"
audience:"……"
[No, what's wrong with this couple? Why are their brain circuits so weird? ]
[The funniness of Song Shiting driving a scooter back home was 1%, the funniness of Song Shiting being stopped by the traffic police was 100%, the funniness of Song Shiting reporting He Rou for stealing a helmet was %, hahahahahaha, so fucking funny, doesn't anyone think that the more serious Song Shiting is, the funnier he is? ]
[Song Shiting was full of righteousness. His electric scooter was going so fast that he actually stopped when the traffic police asked him to.]
[After comparing them, I feel that He Rou has no manners and is totally unworthy of Young Master Song. He Rou casually took the helmets of two electric bikes on the roadside and said that they were picked up. I really don’t know where she got the nerve to do that! ]
[What a joke! This guy insisted on catching He Rou and turning himself in. This is the first time I've seen someone run so fast in high heels! ]
Song Shiting and the fake He Rou were staging a manhunt, while Jiang Nanxi and his men went to the commercial street.
There were a lot of people in the commercial street. The clothes worn by Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan were really outrageous, and many passers-by came to take photos with them.
There were more and more passers-by around the two of them, which directly squeezed Song Shixing and Li Chu out, and the two teams were separated in the commercial street.
Jiang Nanxi looked at the passers-by, came up to Liu Qingyan and said, "There are so many people here, why don't you perform for them?"
Liu Qingyan was so tired of taking photos with others that he said unhappily, "Why don't you perform for them?"
"You go and perform, and I'll ask them for the money. If I perform, you go and ask them for the money."
"..."
Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched and he said, "You must make back the money you spent on this suit, right?"
"What else can we do? We've already bought it, and there are so many people who want to watch it, so of course we can't let them watch it for free!"
"I'm not going, you go by yourself."
Liu Qingyan stood there without moving.
Just taking pictures with these passers-by is enough to tire him out, and now he needs to perform on the street?
Jiang Nanxi: "I'll wear black stockings for you to see when I get back."
Liu Qingyan: "No, don't think I don't know that when you say wear black silk stockings, you mean put the black silk stockings on your head."
Jiang Nanxi thought about it and decided to use his ultimate move.
She took out her phone and showed Liu Qingyan a photo of a piece of clothing. "I also bought a bunny girl's outfit. I'll wear it for you tonight."
Liu Qingyan took a look at her phone and found that it was still the successful purchase page, which showed that the payment had been made on delivery.
He was surprised, "When did you buy it?"
Jiang Nanxi said shyly, "Before going on the show, I wanted to give you a surprise."
Liu Qingyan suddenly took out a plastic bag from his pocket and gave it to Jiang Nanxi, "Go ask them for money."
Then he opened his arms and walked confidently towards the center of the crowd, "This is the cockroach song and dance show, don't miss it if you pass by."