Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Chapter 250 Young Man with Hemorrhoids

Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying lying in her arms and said, "That's not the case. Sister Yifei didn't do anything to you."

Qin Ying tightened her clothes, pretending to be about to cry, and said aggrievedly: "I feel unclean, and you, Sister Yifei treated me like this and you didn't stop her!"

When Hu Yifei heard this, she complained, "Come on, you're still wearing clothes, and I didn't do anything to you."

Bai Zhi said embarrassedly: "Hey, I've experienced it too, so I wanted you to try it too. How is it?"

Qin Ying climbed up from Bai Zhi's arms, stretched, moved around a bit, and said in surprise, "You know what, it's really comfortable. I feel a lot more relaxed."

"Hey~ That's not right. Why was Zhanbo like that just now, but I was fine?"

Hu Yifei explained, "You're using the regular version, and Zhanbo's is the pro version. Why do you want to try it too?"

Qin Ying quickly shook his head, "Forget it, forget it, no need."

After a while, Lu Ziqiao came back and brought Guan Gu and Wan Yu with him.

The first time she saw Ziqiao, Bai Zhi said in surprise: "Hey, Ziqiao, did you change your peed pants?"

Hearing this, Wanyu and Guan Gu next to them looked at Lu Ziqiao with a hint of disgust, and pretended to move aside casually.

Lv Ziqiao noticed this and looked at Bai Zhi and explained solemnly, "I'll say it again, I didn't wet my pants. I just spilled some water!"

Qin Ying said with a playful smile: "Zi Qiao, don't worry, we all understand! You just spilled water, not wet your pants."

Lu Ziqiao looked at Qin Ying with a constipated expression. It’s better not to explain at all. I feel like the more you explain, the worse it gets.

Guan Gu walked over to Lu Ziqiao, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Ziqiao, if you have any unspeakable problems, I have a way to cure them!"

Hearing this, everyone around looked at Guan Gu and asked, "How come you have this thing?"

Hu Yifei asked: "Guan Gu, could it be that you..."

Guan Gu quickly said, "I'm fine. It's just that there's a cure. After all, as you know, the romantic action film industry is quite developed where we are, and some of the male actors... you know!"

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he angrily said, "Say it again, I'm fine!"

This really hit Lu Ziqiao's sore spot. After all, any man would get angry if someone told him he couldn't do it.

Qin Ying walked over to Guan Gu, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Well, Guan Gu, let's talk for a moment. I'm still very curious about your method."

Guan Gu smiled and said, "Okay!"

But before he was ready to leave, Bai Zhi came over and grabbed Qin Ying's ear, asking, "What are you going to talk about with Guan Gu?!"

"Hey, hey, hey, stop being awkward, stop being awkward, let's not talk about it anymore, let's not talk about it anymore."

After getting Qin Ying's assurance, Bai Zhi finally let go of Qin Ying's ear.

Wanyu then asked, "Isn't Zhanbo with you?"

Qin Ying rubbed his ears and said, "Zhanbo, he went to the bathroom to apply medicine."

"???"

Lu Ziqiao asked doubtfully, "Toilet? Does Zhanbo have hemorrhoids?"

Guan Gu suddenly realized, "Oh, so this is the legendary young man with hemorrhoids!"

Perhaps it was a teacher's occupational hazard. After hearing this, Hu Yifei explained to Guan Gu: "Guan Gu, the aspirations of aspiring young people are the aspirations of ambition, not the hemorrhoids of hemorrhoids."

Qin Ying suddenly said at this time: "Do you want to hear the story about hemorrhoids and Tang Monk?"

"Did Tang Monk ever suffer from hemorrhoids?"

"I want to listen, I want to listen!"

"Please start your show!"

Qin Ying coughed twice to clear his throat, then said, "It is said that Tang Sanzang got hemorrhoids on his journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures. He must have had this problem treated, otherwise how would he be able to ride a horse in the future? Don't you agree?"

After hearing Qin Ying's words, several people nodded, thinking that what Qin Ying said made a lot of sense.

Having hemorrhoids makes it very difficult to sit or stand still. You can't sit for long periods of time, and you can't do strenuous exercise either. You're almost confined to a wheelchair.

"Then, Tang Seng went to seek medical treatment and found a clinic. The doctor saw the large hemorrhoids in the right place and said to Tang Seng, 'Master, your hemorrhoids are very serious. It's obvious that they are caused by sitting for a long time. You need surgery!'"

"So, in order not to delay his journey to obtain the scriptures, Tang Seng agreed to the doctor's advice and decisively arranged for the surgery."

"It was a minor operation, very simple. After the operation, the doctor asked, 'Master, do you still want the hemorrhoids that were removed?'"

"Tang Monk took one look and thought of the days and nights he had spent restlessly, so he said to the doctor, 'Doctor, I don't want it anymore. Please help me get rid of it.'"

"And as you all know, the rumor that eating Tang Sanzang's flesh could grant immortality spread widely on the journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures, and it even reached the doctor's ears."

"Then the doctor made a bold decision!"

Hearing this, everyone's faces showed shock.

"You mean..."

Qin Ying nodded and said, "Yes, it's just what you think!"

At this time, Guan Gu raised his hand and asked in confusion: "Can you tell me what's going on? I don't quite understand."

"It was the doctor who ate the hemorrhoids that Tang Sanzang had removed, and then the doctor became immortal!"

Guan Gu finally understood, "I searched so hard~ So that's how it is!"

Hu Yifei looked at Qin Ying and complained, "Qin Ying, your story is too strong. Fortunately, we are not eating, otherwise I would have vomited it out."

Zhanbo came back at this time with the medicinal wine in his hand and asked, "What are you talking about here? You look so happy."

Guan Gu explained enthusiastically, "Qin Ying is telling us the story about Tang Monk and his hemorrhoids."

"???"

"Why are you guys talking about hemorrhoids?"

"This is all because of you, Zhanbo. You didn't tell us you had hemorrhoids. We wouldn't laugh at you."

Lu Zhanbo was confused and asked doubtfully, "Hemorrhoids? Who said I have hemorrhoids? I don't have any."

Guan Gu explained: "Qin Ying told you to go to the bathroom to apply medicine. What else could it be if not hemorrhoids?"

"Zhanbo, do you have external or internal hemorrhoids?"

Lu Zhanbo said in shame and anger: "I don't have hemorrhoids!"

"So what medicine did you take in the bathroom?"

Hearing this, Lu Zhanbo looked at Qin Ying and Hu Yifei with resentment. It was all these two people's fault, otherwise he would not be able to go to the toilet to apply medicine!

After Lu Zhanbo finished his explanation, everyone realized that they had misunderstood.

After finishing his explanation, Lu Zhanbo looked at Qin Ying with resentment and asked, "Brother Qin, why didn't you tell them?"

Qin Ying said awkwardly, "They didn't even give me a chance to tell you, and then I forgot about it. Oh, I have another story about hemorrhoids here, would you like to hear it?"

"don't want!!!"

"Okay then~"

Qin Ying then moved closer to Bai Zhi and whispered, "They don't know what they are talking about. I'll tell you about it when we get back."

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Why did I write this chapter? It's because someone close to me just got it recently, hahahaha