Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Chapter 253 Weird Geography

"Oh~ So that's how it is. But Teacher Zeng, how do you know what we are thinking?"

After saying this, Qin Ying raised his eyebrows at Zeng Xiaoxian.

The conversation between the boys left the girls present confused. What were they talking about?

I could understand a little bit at first, but then I couldn't understand anything anymore. What is the fan festival? Why is Lu Ziqiao so excited?

However, Hu Yifei and the others would definitely not be so foolish as to ask this question, otherwise they would appear to be very ignorant!

(The Fan Festival is an activity where teachers give back to their fans, you know~)

Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly: "We are no strangers, I know what you are thinking~"

"Okay, back to the point. I heard she's a very famous person and just won the Pulitzer Prize."

(For your information, the Pulitzer Prize is the highest international award in the field of journalism.)

Lu Ziqiao asked doubtfully, "Isn't Pulitzer a tire?"

Guan Gu corrected him, "The Pulitzer Prize is an international journalism award, and it's also very famous in our area."

“Not only that, she’s also a featured writer for National Geographic!”

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao waved his hands in frustration and said, "Geography! Geography is the part of the exam I hate the most! Free fall, acceleration, centrifugal force, and so many formulas! Ugh! I feel like my brain is going to explode!"

Bai Zhi kindly reminded him, "Zi Qiao, what you just said is physics."

"Ah? Really? But it doesn't matter. I don't like geography or physics."

It's obvious from Lu Ziqiao's appearance that he is a poor student. He is most likely a senior student who was arranged by his teacher to sit in the last row of super VIP seats when he was in school.

The kind that knows everything except studying.

Or they could be the left and right guardians, and it is reasonable that they cannot distinguish between geography and physics.

The key point is that what Lu Ziqiao said is really right. Geography is sometimes more annoying than physics. For physics, you just need to remember the formulas, analyze them correctly during the exam, and you'll be fine.

But geography is different. Sometimes the answers are beyond your imagination.

For example, there was once a question that showed a road in the picture, and the ornamental trees planted in the green belts on both sides of the road were different. The question asked you why.

This is a multiple-choice question. A is the difference in land use types, B is the difference in residents' hobbies, C is the difference in landscape planning, and D is the difference in administrative planning.

If you were to choose, what would you choose?

Normally, B should be ruled out first, because it has little to do with the residents. Then, considering the difference in land use type and green belt capacity of A, C should be the reasonable one.

But the key point is that he chose D for this question. Who would have thought that the administrative planning on both sides of the road would be different!

There is another question, which is about a crumbling bridge on the Choluteca River. The local country spent a huge amount of money to rebuild a bridge that was said to be unbreakable. However, not long after, a hurricane that had not been seen in 200 years came.

The specific reason is that the hurricane brought a lot of rainfall, and the trees on both sides were blown away.

Due to the erosion of the concave bank of the river and the accumulation of silt on the convex bank, the concave bank of the river continues to erode, and the silt on the convex bank continues to accumulate, and then the river successfully changes its course.

The river bent and moved away, but the bridge remained there. However, it returned five years later. Guess why?

According to normal thinking, this is because after the river erodes to a certain extent, it will automatically straighten its bends, which is consistent with what we have learned.

But the result was unexpected, because the local government couldn't stand it, so they sent people to change the river back!

(The above two can be searched, it really happened.)

There are many other examples. For example, why do people get heatstroke in troglodyte courtyards? The answer is to prevent people from accidentally falling while walking. Also, what kind of business should be opened next to a steel plant? Most people would think of opening a machinery manufacturing plant, but the answer is a textile factory. The reason is that it makes it easier for employees in the steel plant to find partners.

Generally speaking, geography questions are difficult to evaluate, so students usually don’t listen in class. Listening is useless because no one knows what kind of amazing questions they will give you.

Qin Ying then asked, "Zi Qiao, when you were in school, did you sit in the last row or next to the teacher?"

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao looked at Qin Ying in surprise and asked, "Hey? How did you know?"

"Let me tell you, my teacher praised me for coming here, saying that I would be a pillar of the country and would definitely contribute to the development of our country!"

Qin Ying then asked: "And then?"

Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "Then I won't go to school after graduation and will go out to build society early!"

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Everyone suddenly felt that Lu Ziqiao's teacher had done something wrong and should not have said that at the time, otherwise Lu Ziqiao would not have come out to endanger society so early.

"Why aren't you talking anymore?"

The topic Qin Ying raised was naturally answered by Qin Ying, "Ahem, Ziqiao, your teacher is right. Society needs people like you to build it."

"Yeah, I think so too."

[Isn't God going to kill me for saying this, even though it's against my conscience? Probably not, right?]

In the small white space, Qin Ying looked up at the sky guiltily. Just then, a thunder sounded, which frightened Qin Ying.

Hu Yifei said directly: "Yeah, it would be better if you went out less to pick up girls."

Lu Ziqiao shook his head and said, "That won't do. Do you think I'm trying to pick up girls? You look down on me too much!"

Everyone looked at Lu Ziqiao in confusion. Isn't that right? You're usually either picking up girls or on your way to picking up girls.

Lu Ziqiao raised his head and said with a smug look on his face, "I'm helping them gain experience and understand the dangers of society. This is called teaching by example!"

When Hu Yifei heard Lu Ziqiao's shameless words, she punched Lu Ziqiao in the face. "No, I can't stand it anymore. You're still teaching me by example. Ugh!"

Looking at the unconscious Lu Ziqiao and then at Hu Yifei's fist, everyone applauded wholeheartedly.

"Good fight!"

"I've wanted to beat him up for a long time. He's so shameless!"

"Well done, Sister Yifei!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao's miserable condition, and considering what Lu Ziqiao had just said about the note he left for Hu Yifei on his mobile phone, he was afraid that Hu Yifei would take revenge on him later.

So he said, "Well, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first. Bye!"

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly leaving, Bai Zhi asked in confusion, "Why is Teacher Zeng running so fast?"

Qin Ying glanced at Hu Yifei and said, "What else could it be? He's afraid someone will remember it and settle the score with him~"

"Oh~"