Crazy daughter eating melons online

Chapter 144: The scope of eating melons is large

(I can’t imagine who would still be a fan of them after watching today’s live broadcast. They are the only two such shit-smelling idols in the entertainment industry.)

(I won’t say anymore. I was just eating and now I’m throwing up while holding the toilet.)

(Ugh… even if we take a step back… ugh… to be honest… the production team… ugh… is not wrong.)

(Come back after you finish vomiting, sister.)

(I am watching here. No one is allowed to take screenshots today! I will protect my husband's image.)

(Yes, yes, yes, let’s all be human for once. Don’t take screenshots of this. It’s awkward.)

(Are you all taking screenshots? Am I the only one recording?)

(Ahhh, I’ll fight you. You are not allowed to circulate the pictures and videos.)

"What are you doing over there? Why is it so noisy?"

Chu Zhaoyi had almost finished eating the melon given by Liu Jia, and when he looked up, he saw Lin Yuan and He Yan throwing manure at each other?

"It's like throwing shit water...throwing shit water!"

Xie Xiao stood up, took a look and was immediately shocked.

Two well-known male stars threw feces at each other in front of the camera. Is he crazy or is this world crazy?

"Director, our show has to be a hit."

Chu Zhaoyi shook his head and had to agree with Xie Xiao's business acumen.

Look, which show is as open as theirs?

Xie Xiao’s face looked bitter.

(Director Xie, you invited so many talented artists, I must give you five stars.)

(Director Xie, why don’t you start a vote on Weibo and let netizens choose the most controversial artist to participate in your show. If the reputation remains the same after participating, it proves that he has no negative information.)

(What have you been doing with Director Xie’s show? The Disciplinary Inspection Committee of the Entertainment Circle?)

(This idea is fine, Director Xie, please take it as a reference.)

(I support this. Please invite Luo Ying to the show as soon as possible. Every day, people slander her for plastic surgery and workplace bullying. I want to see my daughter cleared of all charges!)

(Listen, Director Xie’s show is a bit weird. If you are not a rival, please delete this comment immediately.)

(Luo Ying was sweating profusely.)

"Let's go over and see what happened that caused such a big fight."

Chu Zhaoyi stood up with a righteous look on his face.

Xie Xiao: If you want to see a joke, just say so.

"I let you splash me with feces. If a tiger doesn't show its power, I will think I am a sick cat. I will let you drink as much feces as you want!"

As Chu Zhaoyi and the other two walked over, they heard Lin Yuan's arrogant voice.

"Hide behind me."

Mu Jing asked Chu Zhaoyi to hide behind him to avoid being accidentally injured.

[Guazi, tell me what just happened?]

Chu Zhaoyi nodded and began to ask about the whole story of Guazi.

[Lin Yuan is such a funny guy. I don’t know how he got to know that He Yan went to the hospital to check the function of that thing and even approached him to ask if it was really broken. If I were him, I would have splashed it too.]

When Lin Yuan heard this, he was stunned in disbelief. Sister, what you said is so sad!

[He Yan was already sad because of his own incompetence, and Lin Yuan's approach at this time was just the right time for him to vent his anger.]

He Yan held up his weapon, a dung scoop, to indicate that what Chu Zhaoyi said was correct.

[Ding, congratulations to the host. Congratulations to the host. The range of melons you eat has expanded again!]

As soon as Chu Zhaoyi finished speaking, Guazi's joyful voice rang out.

[What's the meaning? ]

[Host, your range of melons has expanded.]

Guazi explained briefly.

[OK.]

Chu Zhaoyi nodded without asking any more questions. As long as there was melon to eat, it was fine.

Lin Hai, Liu Jia: Well, we can hear Chu Zhaoyi's thoughts from such a distance? Wasn't it within ten meters before?

"Go over and have a look."

The two looked at each other and put down their tools at the same time.

"Hey~ What are you two doing so dirty?"

As soon as he got there, Lin Hai wanted to go back and slap himself twice. Why are you curious about everything?

I saw that the two once handsome guys in front of me had more or less some rice on their bodies, which made me feel so disgusted that I couldn't eat for at least three days.

"Are you guys having a swimming competition in a manure pond?"

Liu Jia's shoulders twitched as she laughed.

"Ah!"

He Yan and Lin Yuan looked at each other after hearing this, with the same disdain in their eyes.

(Swimming competition, Jiajie is really good at describing people.)

(I laughed my ass off. It was the first time I saw such an explosive scene.)

(In the future, when the He Yan and Lin Yuan families communicate, should they send each other photos of being splashed with feces?)

(You guys are really bad.)

(I wonder if these two people will regret what they did today.)

(If you don’t post this photo, then post something else that will teach them a lesson.)

"Alright, alright, go back and clean up. We are recording a show. I can't control your private hobbies, but please pay attention to your image on the show."

Xie Xiao had a headache. Although Lin Yuan's words were unpleasant, he wouldn't throw manure at him.

Really drunk.

The two of them stared at each other, unwilling to move.

Xie Xiao: ...

(Brothers, please listen to Director Xie. It is indeed a bit indecent.)

(Go wash it quickly, it should be OK after washing.)

(I can’t help it. I will imagine this scene every time I see them in the future. It’s so funny!)

"If you don't move, both of you will go back today!"

Xie Xiao could only use his ultimate move.

"Forget it this time, but next time I will definitely splash you and drown you."

Lin Yuan was the first to react. It wasn’t easy for him to return to the show, and he couldn’t just quit without eating a few melons.

"Oh, next time will be next time. Am I afraid of you?"

(You two have made an appointment, but we don’t want to watch it.)

(He Yan, you are so stupid. How could you agree to such a ridiculous request?)

(Let’s do it again. Where are your idol image?)

(Come more, come more, I love to watch.)

(Get lost, you fun guy!)

…………

"You two can't fight in the middle of the night when you sleep in the same room, you hear me!"

After dinner in the evening, Xie Xiao stood with his hands behind his back and gave very serious instructions to He Yan and Lin Yuan.

"Director Xie, don't worry, I'm not that kind of uncivilized person."

Lin Yuan patted his chest to assure himself.

"That's what you said this afternoon."

Chu Zhaoyi stood aside and munched on corn.

"Sister, please give me some face."

Chu Zhaoyi made an OK gesture.

(I can’t stop laughing. Director Xie seems like that kindergarten teacher.)

(Don’t tell me, don’t tell me. Director Xie’s worry is not unreasonable. What will happen if the two of them start fighting?)

(Fight? I'll sleep between them to supervise them.)

(Sleeping between them, I don’t know if they still smell after taking a bath. Sister, you are so brave.)

(Go ahead and fight. It’s normal for young people to fight. I don’t really want to sleep between them anymore.)

"We all met on this show because of fate, so we should be friendly with each other. What's the point of shouting about fighting and killing all day long? Listen to me and behave yourself at night."

Xie Xiao spoke with deep sincerity.

The show can’t afford to have any more accidents.

"Director Xie, don't worry, I'm not that naive."

He Yan returned to his usual serious old cadre appearance.

Lin Yuan: Bah, I don’t know who was the first one to throw shit all over me in the afternoon.