coobybook Chapter 327 The light of righteousness shines on the big butt
Chapter 327 The light of righteousness shines on the big butt
[I am really going to laugh to death]
[The light of righteousness shines on the big buttocks]
[A student uses the toilet in the dormitory]
[I accidentally dropped the night light I had pulled in to illuminate the room]
[Originally, he thought that there was no problem except for a little brightness after turning off the lights]
[I didn’t expect that the people downstairs would pull him over to see it]
[The pipes downstairs were red and hot]
[The person downstairs: No, did the guys upstairs pull the lava in the middle of the night? ]
[An onlooker made a comment: If you guys pull it again, the people downstairs can see it clearly? ]
“Shit: Sorry to light up for you male guests [covering face]”
"It's okay, it's okay. Just rinse it with water and it will turn into obsidian."
"If you don't know, you might think you are refining iron in your stomach [look][look][look]"
"That night, someone on some unknown floor pulled a lump of magma, and it flowed through the pipe to the first floor..."
“People downstairs: Don’t let it explode. If it blows out, I’ll be done for. [Crack][Crack][Crack]”
"Haha, why am I not laughing? Because I fell down once, and I was afraid that the toilet would be blocked. I was scolded by the teacher, so I tried to fish for more than an hour but couldn't get it out.
There was nothing I could do so I ignored it, and it ended up staying on for two nights [smile][smile][smile]. Besides, our school has a very strict lights-out time, so I took out the light and looked outside for fear of being caught by the dormitory manager. My classmates also helped me.
Three people, but none of them were fished out, and we had to be careful not to wake up the others who were sleeping [awkward laughter]"
"When I was in the second year of junior high school, my roommate's flashlight fell into the toilet. I wanted to buy it out at first, but when I pressed the button, it started flashing. The quality of the light was very good, so it kept flashing for three days. Finally, the dormitory manager took it out [covering face][OK]"
"Not to mention that my earphones fell into the toilet. When my classmate went to the toilet at night, he said why the toilet was so bright. The earphones I bought glow. He thought there was something dirty in the toilet."
"So this water pipe in the corner of my house is where the people upstairs poop [downtime][downtime][downtime]"
"Shit feeling, shit light, just keep shitting without making any sound [polite smile][OK]"
"That day after dinner I went to the toilet. It was too hot, so I brought a small fan with me. When I picked it up after use, it slipped and fell. I hadn't turned it off at the time. My classmate who went to the toilet said that the toilet was chilly today. I said that I sacrificed myself for the benefit of everyone [tears][tears][tears][tears]"
"Counselor: Announce the next school rule: No night lights allowed in the bathroom"
"What's the big deal? Last time I went back to my hometown, I dropped my iPhone 14 Pro into the water. Finally, my family called a sewage truck to pull it out. The screen was still on when it was fished out... Those who understand will understand."
Ancestors: Oh my god, the light is shining on my butt!
It was also seen by the people below. How will this student live in the same school with others in the future?
However, the night light held in the hands of this later generation of people is really bright. It seems to have much higher illumination than our usual portable oil lamps and torches.
Of course, the safety factor seems to be better than ours!
At most, it can only shine on its buttocks. It is nothing like us. If we accidentally lose our balance and get our heads mixed up, we will end up setting fire to the toilet.
Not to mention the cost of the toilet damage, the feeling of having your butt burned by fire is truly incomparable!
People who are generally curious will interrupt and say: How do you know so much?
Have you ever actually experienced...?
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the angry person who was speaking just now: Hey! What do you mean? !
I am just giving an example, just an example, do you understand?
Oh, by the way, with your head which is bigger than a walnut, you really can't understand the examples I, a cultured person, give. After all, you are not born very smart, so it's normal that you can't understand the meaning of other people's words.
So, don’t speculate on my experience, because you can’t understand it!
……
An official who was curious about why the lamps in later generations were so bright: How was this lamp researched?
Why don't we have such bright lights here? Is it because the Ministry of Industry doesn't work hard enough?
Ministry of Works: Giving them salaries and funding like those of oxen and horses, making wishes as high as those of heaven, along with occasional disdain and complaints.
Even if we really were the turtles in the wishing well, possessing the magical powers of a mythical beast, we should not be so stingy and abused!
Maids in wealthy families: This lantern looks somewhat similar to the crane lantern that our young lady/master usually holds at night.
It’s just that the lantern our young lady/master carries is really pretty, and the crane lantern has pretty patterns and incense on it!
If such a beautiful little gadget accidentally fell into the pit when going to the toilet, it would be a real waste of talent. Not to mention how much my young lady/master would care, I would be heartbroken!