coobybook Chapter 336 Seagulls on Guard
Chapter 336 Seagulls on Guard
[Do seagulls have a sensitive period for order? ]
[I’m not going to the pier to eat French fries anymore, I’m standing guard instead]
[The seagulls are not roaming today, they are standing guard~]
[One carrot, one hole; one seagull, one light. It seems that the parking space for seagulls on the highway is quite tight.]
[Well, you can even see some seagulls stepping on other seagulls because they have nowhere to stand]
[Netizens speak out: The head of the Qingdao cosplayer has also been occupied by a seagull]
[The seagulls on the roof stand in a row like well-trained soldiers]
[If you don’t understand, just ask, do even seagulls have to undergo military training these days? ]
【Seagull: Remember, my soldiers, white cars pull black shit, black cars pull white shit, start moving! 】
"Some friends from inland areas came to Dalian to play. When walking on the cross-sea bridge, they exclaimed: The street lamps in Dalian are so unique. Each one has a seagull sculpture. As they were talking, one of them stopped and flew away."
"Is the Northeast so crazy? One person per job in labor dispatch? [I'm about to cry]"
"I am nearsighted. At first, I thought it was a lamp on a pole when I saw it from a distance. I thought the shape of the lamp was quite unique. When I looked closer, I found that there were rows of seagulls standing on top of each other. I wonder if the seagulls in Dalian are paid by the system [smile]"
"Yes, we Seagulls are employed, with a regular staff. Our salary is five French fries a day, and we can pick it up at the nearest dock after get off work."
"[awkward laugh] The seagulls here have become picky eaters. Eat meat and give it to Xiaobei [awkward laugh]"
“Those who say parking is difficult in Dalian should be more understanding. After all, this is a city where even parking spaces are tight. | ???w??)???”
"Seagull leader: Brothers, listen to my command, black cars are shitting white, white cars are shitting black, convertibles are shitting, everyone, charge!"
"Pedestrians: Wow, please don't pull my head (??益?)
Diarrhea Seagull: Hehe, it’s just a matter of convenience (?w?)”
"This thing makes such an ugly sound! Last time I went to the beach and was having fun, then I heard a loud creaking sound [cool][awkward laugh][awkward laugh] It turned out to be a seagull that scared me"
“No, imagine if you walked across this bridge and the seagulls on the street lights started to laugh non-stop…hahahahahaha”
"They will also fight for territory [tears rushing]. Every time the seagulls come to Kunming, I find that although they stand on each pole, if a seagull takes a fancy to a pole that already has a seagull, they will dig into it and drive it away."
"This is the 'Seagull Street Light' designed by the French! The interesting thing is that there was no shadow of any seagulls before the street light was installed, but after the street light pole was erected, seagulls immediately landed on it and stopped to look into the distance. It can be said that the design creativity is first-class... [grin] What do you think, my 10-year Yilin rhetoric is useful!"
Our ancestors said: People in later generations are so lucky! With so many birds around us, we can catch one when we are hungry and have a good meal. We can also sell the extra birds for money.
That’s great! The road to wealth is now open!
As for the chirping of birds, what's so annoying about it? It's the sound of the copper coins calling and waving to us!
Why not do this?
Others: Maybe it’s because the meat is not delicious enough, or people in later generations are not allowed to hunt them, just like our Emperor would set a long fishing ban for a period of time to protect the natural ecology and allow people to rest and recuperate!
Eh, I don’t understand, I don’t understand!
I only know that when the emperor didn't allow us to hunt, I lost a lot of ways to make money!
Life was extremely hard during that period. I was a Fiery Hunter, a hunter, but I had barely seen meat for an entire month. How could that be acceptable?