coobybook Chapter 388: Outrageous Rumors at School
Chapter 388: Outrageous Rumors at School
[It was rumored in school that a girl lost her dentures after eating White Rabbit candy. When I asked, I found out it was me. I just happened to get my dentures stuck off when I was eating.]
[During the epidemic, I went to a large classroom for class. I sat in the last row. I was shortsighted and couldn’t see clearly, so I had to squint. My teacher said I was sleepy in class and called my mom over.]
[I wanted to establish a cool and arrogant personality, so I half-closed my eyes from time to time, and read in the morning and evening with forced bubble sounds. The class committee thought I was sick and asked me to take a rest before reading again.]
[When I was in the first year of high school, I changed my nickname to xBoss in the class group. So the head teacher started to spread the rumor that my family was in business and had a group. Now that I am in the third year of high school, my classmates call me xBoss when they see me.]
[When I was in middle school, I wrote a fanfiction about my enemy, but he accidentally read it, not knowing that I wrote about him. He also said that my writing couldn't be that good, and at most I could show it to the whole class, so I really let the whole grade know about his fanfiction. I still remember that when we last saw each other, every classmate who passed by sighed for him behind his back.]
[I usually laugh every day, and my mom told me to be more normal, open and elegant. But that day I stopped laughing, and they spread rumors that I was making a sour face for everyone to sympathize with me.]
[I played with slime and it got stuck on my pants, so I took it off. They said I had spanked my butt for the entire class, and told me to just spank my butt.]
"Hahahaha, there was a sister in our high school who had short hair, was very tall and very handsome. Because she was so handsome and had such a good image, she was chosen to be the flag-raiser for the school's national flag team, so she was often mistaken for a boy's confession. Then a lot of people said she was a scumbag because she played with a group of girls every day [covering face]"
"I drink Baishuishan and people say I'm a second-generation rich. They think Baishuishan is 10 yuan a bottle, but just go to the supermarket and check the price [laughing and crying]"
"I said I eat toasted bread, fried eggs, and milk in the morning and tell everyone I am a rich second generation. They said that's how rich people eat in TV dramas. Me: 6 ah, that's fine [black potato question mark][black potato question mark]"
"My mom said I have a short neck and I should try to hold my head up when I walk. They also said I look down on others and look down on them with my nose up every day [smile]"
"Oh, in junior high school, I was rumored to be so arrogant because I had a sour face and didn't like to talk to people. I must be a gangster, a big sister. The rumor was so widespread that even the principal had heard of it. God knows I would put on such an attitude just because my aunt was a teacher in the junior high school I attended. I was controlled and scolded every day, and my friends were also checked. Who could be in a good mood [smile]? The principal heard the news and asked my aunt, and my aunt asked me, I almost couldn't explain it [covering face]"
"Well, it's not a rumor, but I feel helpless. I have a strong yang energy and I am afraid of heat. When it's cold, I wear thin clothes. Some classmates thought I was a poor student and couldn't afford a cotton-padded jacket, so they planned to collect money to buy me one [smile] I don't know whether I should be touched or laugh [laugh and cry]"
"My great-grandmother was a landlord's daughter, and her mother was from the Eight Banners. I told this as an interesting story to a few girls I was close to, and after it was passed around, it became my last name Aisin-Gioro [smile]"
Our ancestors who don't like to laugh are sad. We don't like to laugh because there is really nothing happy that is worth us laughing all day long. It's not that we have a bad temper (╥w╥`)
Same, naturally with the corners of the mouth pointing downwards.
When I don’t talk, people mistakenly think I’m unhappy. Even my brothers sometimes ask me if I have anything that makes me unhappy that I can talk to them about. Isn’t it good for my family to be happy and lively?
But I really can't be as lively and cheerful as them all day long. I have a relatively quiet personality. If I keep grinning with my teeth bared, I'll be like the drooling idiot in the Li family mansion who can't be cured.
Of course, I'm not talking about them.
The Aixinjueluo of the Qing Dynasty was completely defeated: Do we, the royal nobles, understand? Royal nobles!
We are not just some small stinky landlord. What landlord is worthy of comparing with us! This seriously lowers our standards, okay?
If it were in the Qing Dynasty, what this pariah said would be enough to get him beheaded a hundred times!!!
Netizens commenting in modern times: Just say it, this is the new China, not the feudal Qing Dynasty, which perished long ago!