coobybook Chapter 392 Which major has an innate sense of superiority?
Chapter 392 Which major has an innate sense of superiority?
[Which university major will give you a natural sense of superiority]
[What should I learn to feel like the best in the world]
【Law Department
It must be our law student. Our law student is very tall and stands out in the crowd. His body lines are very beautiful, and he often holds a Starbucks in his hand, giving people a strong and profound feeling. His face is deeply contoured, and his facial features clearly reveal his yearning and determination for law, especially his deep eyes, which are full of passion for knowledge and infinite vitality.
We law students are the pride of the world and the stars of tomorrow. We can pass the bar exam with high scores in the three months of our senior year without any basic knowledge. After graduating from college, we can enter the Red Circle Club, talk freely with the parties, know all the legal provisions like the back of our hands, and can answer all questions. We can argue with reason in court, analyze the problems comprehensively, and make the other lawyers feel ashamed. We can earn tens of thousands of yuan a year, which is beyond the reach of relatives and friends. During the Chinese New Year, we can also answer relatives' difficult cases and legal questions with ease. We always comb our hair into neat fat sheep curls, which makes us look capable and energetic. 】
【economics
You are not an economics student, are you? We economics students are known for our gentle temperament. Years of reading classic economics works make us calm and composed. Wearing thin-framed glasses adds an intellectual temperament and restrained charm.
Our body lines are straight and natural, and our straight suits and upright postures are particularly eye-catching in academic exchanges. Years of running around in libraries and seminars have made our faces fair and handsome, and our demeanor is mature and steady, full of theoretical depth.
Our sleeves are often empty, but filled with "hypotheses and models"; our fingertips often fiddle with economic data and regression analysis, and our bony hands are always dotted with serious thinking about academic issues.
Our faces are clean and sharp, and our facial features reveal our focus and enthusiasm for macroeconomics, microeconomics, and even behavioral economics. Especially our sharp eyes, which seem to be able to see through every fluctuation in the operation of the market economy.
【Chinese Language and Literature
You are not from our Chinese language school. Our Chinese language students are well-read, familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, knowledgeable about astronomy and geography, proficient in various literary styles, and often go out with friends to recite poems and compose couplets. The golden sentences that appear from time to time amaze the onlookers, and their articles are spread all over the country.
When we returned home, the house was filled with relatives and friends, and they all praised our Chinese language and literature students. In teaching Chinese to children, we can also skillfully apply the knowledge of ancient and modern Chinese. We are truly the shining pearls in the teaching world.
As a student of Chinese language, we have great ambitions and often dress ourselves up as Xun Geer. The beard under our noses makes us look intellectual and literary.
【Accounting
Sister, we are accounting students, right? The way we accountants dress is also quite stylish.
He was dressed in a neat suit and his tie was tied perfectly, as if it had been measured with a ruler. His briefcase was always bulging, and when he walked, it swayed rhythmically with his steps, as if announcing: "I, an accountant, am the guardian of the company's finances!"
The brains of our accounting students are like supercomputers. They can recite all kinds of accounting standards and tax laws by heart. When faced with dense accounts, they are like Sherlock Holmes facing complex cases. They can always find problems from the details. Their keen insight is simply admirable.
After graduation, we accounting students are "potential stocks in the workplace". As soon as we enter the company, our aura is instantly 3200 meters high, as if we are labeled as "the financial god is here". Every month, we receive the "eye-watering" salary of yuan, but we think in our hearts: I am so awesome!
Our accounting students are such a group of professional and lovely people, sailing in the ocean of numbers and safeguarding the company's finances. Although they are occasionally "overwhelmed" by the complicated accounts, they still stick to their posts, because our accounting students are the "stabilizing force" of the company's finances!
Every month-end closing is like a "financial war". Our accounting students are like generals on the battlefield, commanding all kinds of data to "charge forward" and ensure that every account is accurately recorded. When faced with various strange questions from colleagues about reimbursement, our accounting students can also respond calmly and explain patiently. The professional answers make colleagues "suddenly realize" and shout: "Accounting students, YYDS!"】
【computer
Sister, this is not our computer department. People in our computer department are all like hackers in romance novels, winning numerous awards in various competitions and hacking into company systems and road surveillance at will.
His body lines are very graceful, and his upright posture is very upright, giving people a feeling of strength and substance. His face is deeply contoured, and his facial features clearly reveal his yearning and determination for the most glorious career under the sun, especially his deep eyes, which are full of passion and infinite vitality for code and computer systems.
We are the proud children and rising stars of the computer department. Everyone has a doctorate degree, otherwise they can't even be a high school computer teacher. During group meetings, we can answer the difficult questions from our mentors and colleagues with ease. We always regard a high hairline as a symbol of glory.
Mommy, this isn’t our computer department, how come Jimei and Jishuai can only write hello world?
【Clothing Design
Wake up, fashion design has become the ace major
You were just about to go out for campus recruitment that day, and you hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem. You printed out your resume with great resentment, and the four big words "Fashion Design" in the major column hurt your eyes deeply. You couldn't help but worry about how many companies would recruit people majoring in fashion design.
When you arrive at the site, there are long queues in front of the booths of various companies. You approach and see that on the posters for each position, it is written: Fashion design majors are preferred. You are shocked. The publicity staff of a Fortune 500 company nearby kindly asks you what your major is. When he finds out that you are a fashion design major, his eyes immediately widen like bells, and with tears in his eyes, he grabs your hand and says: Found it! Found it! We finally found a fashion design major! The classmates nearby all show envious and amazed expressions. The interviewer immediately stops the ongoing interview, takes your resume and takes a look: Oh my God! You can actually operate a sewing machine! This is an exam that even Bu Hui and Feng Renji, the world's clothing experts, have not passed!
Then he asked a few symbolic questions and immediately decided to invite you to join the company, working from 10 am to 5 pm, with a monthly salary of over 10,000 yuan and all kinds of subsidies. 】
【Our English majors are known for their gentleness. Year after year, we immerse ourselves in classic English works, from Shakespeare's masterpieces that analyze the subtleties of human nature to modern prose that reflects contemporary society. This continuous study allows us to maintain a calm and elegant demeanor. The thin-framed glasses on our noses not only make us look quite scholarly, but also exude an intellectual charm and restrained elegance that is unique to people who are proficient in languages.
Our physiques reflect self-discipline and focus. With our upright posture, natural demeanor, and well-tailored suits, we stand out easily in any academic exchange. Whether it is a comparative literature seminar or a translation skills workshop, we are full of confidence.
We always shuttle between the quiet bookshelves of the library, where each layer carries the crystallization of hundreds of years of wisdom; we also run around in seminars full of heated discussions and unique insights. Over time, our faces become delicate and fair.
The maturity and steadiness in our gestures and movements come from countless hours of difficult struggles with complex theories and profound thoughts. This accumulation has given us a depth that transcends our age. 】
In the comment section, students majoring in English expressed their dissatisfaction and wanted to compete with students majoring in other majors.
"Admit it, you all want to be English major students.
You all want to experience the feeling of your heart beating fast and your heart pounding when the teacher asks you to volunteer.
You all want to experience the feeling of being in control of the world by giving three presentations a week with confidence and courage.
You are eager to experience the sense of accomplishment of obtaining four or five certificates in four years of college.
You are eager to experience the wonder, surprise, excitement and anger of being rejected everywhere in the autumn recruitment.
You are eager to experience the sentiments of a poet who has no way to serve his country but has a 400:1 chance of passing the civil service exam.
You are eager to experience the everyday life of pushing a small cart through the streets selling fried noodles and rice vermicelli.
Admit it, you just wish you could be an English major in your next life."
"The domineering boss in the domineering boss novel, the young master who comes back to inherit the family business, the childhood sweetheart who is poor but creates a business empire by himself and marries the eldest daughter, they are all my majors, haha."
"Of course it's us Chinese language students. We have the experience of Chinese language students who are well-read, the great ideals of normal school students who are both virtuous and talented in teaching and educating people, and the mixed temperament of English major students who are English and American. We can be said to have all the skills. Little guy, this still can't defeat you (?w?)"
"It must be our authentic philosophy student! The source of all disciplines! [Proud]"
"Medical students are silent, just filling in medical records, writing papers, and working night shifts"
Ancestors under the sky: There is nothing I can do if you want to do this to me. Every family has its own advantages anyway!
Being a doctor: Is it difficult to study medicine? I think it is not bad. Not only do I do less work but I also get paid more. The patients are all polite and have good attitudes.
If we meet a wealthy family, the reward money for inviting people over would be enough for us to live a carefree life for two or three months.
The key is that this skill can be passed down from generation to generation. The father teaches his son, and the son teaches his grandson. As long as you learn it, you will never starve to death. In the words of later generations, it is a stable job that can last a lifetime.
Isn't it good to study medicine? Who said that studying medicine is bad? This is great. Future generations really don't know how to appreciate the blessing they have!
Modern medical students complain: Ancestors, times have changed. Can we be treated the same as you were hundreds of years ago? (??益?)
Parents of the older generation: Anyway, here we learn nothing but studying hard to become an official. Nothing is better than passing the imperial examination to become a high-ranking official and bring honor to the family!
The child who couldn’t concentrate on reading was not convinced: Who knows, if I don’t like reading, then I will have no future and no hope in my life?
I can also join the army, serve as a soldier, go to the battlefield to kill the enemies and serve my country. It would be great to become a great general like Huo Qubing and leave my name in history. I can also bring honor to my family.
Even if I can't become a general, I can rely on my martial arts to be a free ranger, robbing the rich and helping the poor, and wandering freely in the world.
Ming Xizong Zhu Youxiao who loved carpentry work said: If my status did not allow it, I would not be an emperor. I would be happier being a carpenter who devotes all my energy to carpentry work than being the emperor of this great Ming Dynasty!
The current situation in the Ming Dynasty, with natural disasters and man-made calamities happening every day, has already become so rotten that it is beyond description. I am self-aware enough to know that I do not have the ability to be a wise ruler. No matter how many memorials I review, it is not as valuable as making a wooden toy. It is better for me to just let it rot comfortably.
If I can't be a good emperor, can I still be a good carpenter?
It’s a pity that I will be labeled as a tyrant in history books and cursed by future generations. I hope I won’t be cursed too harshly, otherwise it will be embarrassing for me!