coobybook Chapter 481 Why Boys Don’t Like to Post on WeChat Moments
Chapter 481 Why Boys Don’t Like to Post on WeChat Moments
[The reason why boys don’t like to post on WeChat Moments has finally been found]
This is too real.
[As night falls, I prepare to post a sad circle of friends]
[It’s so quiet, I thought we would always have something to talk about]
[Then the next day your good brothers asked: Why are you so quiet? ]
【Isn’t this Anjing brother? 】
[Anjing, why are you so quiet? What should I do if you don't say anything?]
Don't you have something to say? Speak up!
Are you the best at speaking, Anjing?
[An Jing lowered his head shyly]
[Small mouth, no talking]
[Late at night, I made up my mind to change my weak self and become a rose covered with thorns]
[Post firmly in the circle of friends: You don’t have to hurt others, but you must have thorns on your body]
The next day your roommate:
Do you have thorns on your body?
No
Hey, are you thorny?
No
Is there anyone else in our dormitory who is a troublemaker?
What should I do? It’s really hard to guess (//?//)】
【By the way, how did you say that sentence? 】
[You don't have to stab people, but you must have thorns on your body.]
[Wow, I didn't expect that our dormitory, which has been unknown for so many years, still has a prickly hedgehog brother hidden inside.]
[Who does Hedgehog want to prick with all these thorns on his body? ]
“You don’t have to be superhuman, but you must have style.”
"My life has been like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can make it to the other side? [See]"
“ I remember in the summer of 2018, I went night fishing with them.
At four in the morning, I posted a circle of friends.
It's cold, it's sleepy, and there are only two or three small fish.
It’s 2025 now and you’re still laughing at me [tears][tears]”
"666, Brother Gufeng, it's been so long, haven't you let it go yet?"
"Brother Pride, Brother Thorn, Brother Replacement, Brother Umbrella, Brother Medicine, Brother Thin Ice, Brother Bubble, Sister Hard Work,"
"My friend wrote a post saying, 'They say secret love is a chaotic life, but my love for you is vigorous and passionate.' So he got the nickname 'Brother Honglie' [lick screen]"
"I said to my friend on the phone, 'My whole body is made up of kidneys.' From then on, I became known as the Kidney Brother [I want to be quiet]"
"Boy: Don't make things you're not sure about known to everyone.
Brother's comment: What shameful things have you done again? [Send heart][Give heart]"
"Didn't a friend of mine make it official? The caption was: There are two shadows on the ground, one is mine, and the other is also mine. Another friend saw him and asked, 'Why isn't your shadow with him?'"
"Your kindness should be reserved for those who deserve it. Not everyone is worthy of your love."
What do I call this? I saw [black face] in my circle of friends.
"Emo sent me a message at midnight: I am giving up on you, slowly but firmly
My roommate’s second day: Sister Jiande [smile][smile][smile][smile]”
"I don't dare to post captions on my selfies now, for fear of being called a "sister" by others."
"Boyfriend: It's an honor to be with you at your 19th birthday
(Seen by his sister)
Sister: Oh! Isn't this Rongyun?
[Cover face][Cover face][Cover face][Cover face]”
"Who knows how loudly I laugh every time I open my husband's QQ space in front of him?"
“I didn’t like posting on Moments before, but then I saw a sentence
The visitors to Moments are my future selves [a flash of inspiration]"
The ancestors who always love to indulge themselves under the canopy: ...
Is this human language? We were just venting our emotions late at night, and some people were secretly speculating about us. How boring! ⊙﹏⊙
Sometimes after drinking and getting into the right mood, I would chant a few lines or sigh a few times, or even say something I had said and then forgotten, but my friends would remember it and bring it up to make fun of me the next morning.
Even though you don't want to listen, they keep chattering in your ears, like a few flies that you can't drive away. It's really annoying!
Sometimes, when I see the breeze blowing across the book, I feel emotional and say, "I'll read whichever page the wind blows," and try to express my feelings about nature like the literati and poets of ancient times. Then the old butcher selling pork next door follows up in an uncultured way, saying, "You're as naughty as pigs are." The good mood is completely ruined by his stinky pig-selling!
It is true that summer insects cannot talk about ice-_-||
I was so in no mood to continue reading the book that I flipped through it again and again. All I saw were two words written horizontally and vertically on the pages: Sao - Pig
Ahhh! He really ruined everything (┯_┯)
Living with these people who have no cultural sentiment at all, breathing the same air, I feel like I am living in pain every day, and my future seems bleak!
Butcher: You've read a few crappy books, and you've managed to do so well, but you haven't done very well in the exams.
You blame everything and now you blame me. What's going on? Is it because I, this stinky pork, am poisonous and poisoned your brain, which should have made you a scholar, so that you can't pass the exam even after studying for more than ten years?
No, no, no, please don't force such a big pot on me. I can't carry it. I sell pork, not iron pots.
If you have the guts, ask your mother to come and buy pork from you next time. Don't come here to bargain for the price all the time. You even rush to pick up the unwanted pig manure and use it to water the fields.
Indeed, back then, I had only carved a sign in the Yuelai Restaurant in Chang'an that read "The most infatuated man in the Han Dynasty was here" and many people in Chang'an made fun of me.
Somehow it even reached the ears of some young ladies, causing me to lose face. Every time I heard rumors about the most infatuated man in the Han Dynasty, my face would turn red.
Fortunately, I didn’t mention my last name at the time, otherwise I probably wouldn’t be able to get married and have children now, and my dark history would be laughed at by my colleagues for the rest of my life!
The wife who didn’t know the truth chatted with her best friend: Hey, do you still remember that big man who was the most infatuated man in the early years?
When my brother mentioned it, I almost died of laughter. I even went to the restaurant to take a look: Oh, guess what? It's still wild and uninhibited cursive calligraphy!
I don’t know which man is so narcissistic. Isn’t he similar to those Hedgehog Brother and Proud Brother in the sky?
The only pity is that there is no name written, I wonder who it is? ╮（╯＿╰）╭
It would be so much fun to know who he is. With my big mouth, I will spread his name to the whole Chang'an so that everyone will know that we have a bohemian and infatuated man here!
Hahaha, who dares to want it!
Hey, tell me, who did this infatuated man finally marry? Was it the same woman he was infatuated with in the beginning? I'm really curious.
But fortunately, my husband is a down-to-earth, capable and dedicated man, not that infatuated man, otherwise I would have to laugh at him for the rest of my life, hahahahahaha.
The most infatuated man in the Han Dynasty: It’s God’s will that you are my retribution.
The cruelest woman who teased me!