coobybook Chapter 537 The Ancient Greek God of Naming
Chapter 537 The Ancient Greek God of Naming
[Godly metal, you made me laugh for no reason!]
[A netizen said she suddenly discovered she has a talent for coming up with random online names; those who are interested can tag her in the comments section.]
Netizens also expressed their needs, and every name they came up with was both apt and quirky.
I'm looking for a username that evokes the calm and tranquil feeling of a plant, yet also exudes vitality.
【Grass】
I want a very childlike boy's name, but not "childlike boy" or "childlike guy".
[Boy]
I want a name that sounds like it's full of swearing.
[Hide Mom well]
I want a username that sounds intimidating, someone who'd just tell people to get lost.
The sound of bagpipes drifts from afar.
Can anyone help me choose a name that sounds incredibly lucky (I need a true soulmate)?
[Big red firecrackers blow up the Japanese devils]
I want a name that my teachers will think shows I'm ambitious and hardworking.
Abandon
I want a name that sounds rich and crazy.
A crazy guy with money in his pocket
Give me a name that suggests I'm emotionally unstable and want to leave a child.
[Eiffel Tower Hanging Expert]
What a remarkable ancient Greek god of naming!
[The hilarious situation that left this young woman lying in bed editing videos, laughing and chuckling to herself]
People in the comments section started to follow suit, and while this was a god of ancient Greece who came up with usernames, there were many enthusiastic netizens just watching the show!
So they all begged netizens to give them a nice online name:
"I wanted a name that sounds auspicious, has a sense of humor, but won't be ridiculed. In the end, it had to include my surname, which is Ma [facepalm]."
Follow-up comment: "Ma Chao has made it ashore"
"I want a name that sounds weird and is also embarrassing to be associated with."
Follow-up comment: "Xiao Ying's old cow cosplaying as a maid seduces the Chinese server's monkey."
"I want a really sophisticated name for a psychopath."
Follow-up comment: "Passionate dung beetle"
"I want a name that's crazy, looks intimidating, and has the potential to go berserk at any moment."
Follow-up comment: "If you fill a water gun with urine, everyone will scream."
"I need a really cool name that also makes me look cute [You're not good enough]"
"Super Awesome Sheep Sauce"
"Hidden Mom well [vomiting blood][vomiting blood][vomiting blood][vomiting blood] LOL"
"I want someone who's bouncy, funny, and has the character 'horse' in their name [facepalm]. If I like them, I'll buy you a drink [thumbs up]"
See Water Horse
"Because I like handsome young men with a 'dad-like' style, I want a quirky yet playful username related to them [pokes hand emoji]"
Follow-up comment: "The little girl who was forcibly kissed by her crush, a handsome, daddy-like guy."
Oh dear, the ladies of noble families in ancient times would be mortified after hearing this.
That little girl who was forcibly kissed by a handsome young man actually wants to be forcibly kissed by a good-looking man, and even blatantly changed her online name to something else!
Wouldn't that expose my hidden thoughts?
That's really... incredibly daring! But I'm so envious of girls in later generations!
One day, they too can be as free as women of later generations, saying whatever they want without anyone lecturing them with elaborate etiquette and the three obediences and four virtues. Such thoughts are considered unrealistic and are criticized as fanciful and daydreaming, but they are happy in their hearts.
Ming Dynasty.
I just heard the unfortunate news a few days ago that my elder brother had met with misfortune and gone missing on his way back.
Zhu Qiyu, who was already firmly on the throne, was in a great mood, and seeing the various amusing comments on the sky made him even happier.
There was also a moment when I suddenly had a sense of humor and made a joke: If I were to choose a nickname related to Liu Zi, I would like to think of a ready-made one - Zhu Qizhen, the God of War of the Ming Dynasty, isn't that my elder brother's nickname!
During the Qing Dynasty.
Emperor Qianlong keenly perceived the malice that later generations harbored towards his Qing Dynasty in the comments section of the naming system.
Greetings, greetings... Greetings, Your Majesty?!
If you read it together quickly without paying attention, you might accidentally read it as "Greetings, Father Emperor".
Damn it, how dare people of later generations be so disrespectful! I am the emperor, and these lowly commoners of later generations dare to humiliate the emperor of the Qing Dynasty like this!
He smashed another pile of antique vases in the Yuanmingyuan Garden, frightening the surrounding eunuchs and maids so much that they immediately knelt on the ground, not daring to breathe. (A commoner in Beijing during the late Qing Dynasty, whose treasures were brought in by the Eight-Nation Alliance: Damn it, we've lost several more fine antiques, missing out on a chance to make a fortune.)
I don't need to guess to know that the future rulers will definitely be Han Chinese, otherwise they wouldn't be so disrespectful, speak so frivolously, and every word they utter is a rebellious statement.
If we brought them to the Qing Dynasty, hmph!
I will make them pay! [Vile]