coobybook Chapter 544: The Translated Voice Opens Up a Famous Scene from "Talking About Traffic"
Chapter 544: The Translated Voice Opens Up a Famous Scene from "Talking About Traffic"
[Unlocking famous scenes from "Tan Tan Traffic" in a dubbed style]
[Officer: Excuse me, sir, move your backside and get off the carriage (cargo wagon)! Oh! This really is a tall and mighty red horse!]
[Facing the parties who have already come down]
Officer: Oh, please don't do that. It's forbidden to display your pristine body.
[The person involved: I absolutely did not intend to attract your attention. I've been constantly on the go, and my chest needs some fresh air.]
[Officer: You showed your chest but abandoned your spine; you showed your body but lost your pride.]
If civilization could speak, it would leave one sentence: A gentleman should not be shirtless.
Your dignity needs a coat.
[The person involved: I didn't put on my coat before leaving the house]
[Officer: The Baron should have a second suit jacket on hand.]
[The person involved: I need to think about where the dress is... I've got it, there's one in the carriage]
[The officer didn't hear clearly: What?]
[The person involved: I mean, I have a second, simple dress.]
[Officer: Then please go to the truck right now and put on your uniform. This is not a joke or a lecture; it's the best way to maintain your dignity.]
[Officer: Where is that brightly colored dress?]
[The person involved: Yes, it's here, sir.]
I will use elegance to cover up my vulgarity, reclaim my lost dignity, and return to my civilized self.
The woman then took a piece of red gauze from the truck and draped it over her chest, using it as a strapless dress.
[The person in question: As you can see, this will use vibrant colors to conceal my thinness; it's a new strapless dress.]
[Officer: Be generous, Baron, red silk should be entwined with your skin.]
You are like a blooming rose right now, Baron Rose. You have transformed yourself into a dazzling rose in the Erxianqiao neighborhood. Don't be afraid, no one will come to pick you.
[Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?]
[The person involved: I understand perfectly well, sir]
[Officer: Tell me the answer]
[The person involved: Because I wasn't wearing any clothes on my upper body while driving the carriage, I attracted your attention.]
[Officer: Oh, what a ridiculous statement. You have the freedom to dress as you please; this is not within the scope of my punishment.]
I didn't stop you because I saw your fair arms. Think back, did you break any traffic rules?
You repeatedly ignore that red light bulb; have you ever considered that the light bulb might be saddened by it?
[The person involved: I'm sorry, I let it down]
[Officer: When did you start neglecting it?]
[The person involved stated: "I started to ignore it after leaving Oakley Manor."]
[Officer: What a foolish choice. You've hurt the red light bulb twice in less than a mile. You're not a responsible gentleman.]
Why is it that others can gaze tenderly at a red light, while you treat it with indifference? The red light, watching your departing figure, feels betrayed by your affection for it.
It quickly turned green after you drove away in your carriage.
[The person involved: I sincerely apologize]
[Officer: I hope you can truly recognize your mistake, because your reckless behavior could endanger other people's lives, which is why I stopped your carriage.]
[The person involved: I apologize, sir, but I have something else to say. I have my reasons. Earl Robert has repeatedly sent messages by carrier pigeon urging me to proceed.]
[Police officer: If everyone on the street received messages delivered by carrier pigeon, the red light bulb would be immersed in sorrowful tears every day, because it would witness too many human tragedies.]
[The person involved said: Sir, it's difficult for me to stop the horse because it costs two pounds of fodder every time it stops.]
In my world, pausing is a luxury. Everyone knows pausing is a form of relaxation, but no one knows that right now I'm empty-handed. Some people enjoy holidays and pursue poetic dreams, while others can only choose Labor Day. Happy holiday, sir!
[Officer: I sense you're very anxious]
[The person involved: Yes, sir, because I've been holding one position for too long.]
[Officer: What?]
[The person involved said: My arms are sore, and my dress is about to slip off my chest.]
[Officer: Are you tired?]
[The person involved: Yes, it's very tiring.]
[Officer: Leave it to me, I'm Officer Child, always ready to help. I'll tighten your dress, I promise it will kiss your skin as intimately as before, the only difference being your hands are free.]
[The person involved: Yes, it's much more secure this way.]
[Officer: Now you can proudly stand tall and show off, how does that look? You look much more energetic that way.]
[The person involved, feeling shy, tried to lift her dress: "Sir, I feel they're too intimate; my skin can't breathe."]
[Officer: Oh! Put it down, sir. I'm getting angry. Lifting your clothes up only makes you look like a comical groundhog.]
Oh my God!
I seem to sense a pure English flavor.
"Oh my god, this dubbed film is so awesome! It's so enjoyable to watch."
"Oh my god, how did they manage to do this voice-over? It's godlike!"
When I was a child
"That's the kind of English TV they watch."
"Your beautiful voice acting elevates the mundane and frustrating reality [thumbs up]"
"Oh my god, that damn familiar British accent, just like my distant Granny Smith's burnt apple pie [kid]"
"I was listening to TikTok and thought it was some dubbed film, until I heard 'Erxianqiao' [laughing emoji]"
"Oh! Mr. Mentally Insane, you are the best translator. It's my honor to see your work on the vast Douyin platform. Have a good time! [roses][roses]"
"Pausing is a luxury in our lives. Who doesn't know that pausing is a form of relaxation? And who knows that I have nothing to show for it right now?"
"I wonder if this guy would laugh if he saw himself wearing a strapless top back then? [Facepalm][Facepalm]"
“Oh! Listen to this terrible dubbing, worse than Grandma Mary next door’s coffee. If my Uncle Jules were here, I swear he would stuff oyster shells into his mouth, I swear he would do it.”
Driver: Oh! My goodness, isn't this our esteemed Sir Tan? May I ask how I may serve you, Sir?
"Oh! Sir, you're too kind. Your robust physique is truly dazzling. Even passing knights can't open their eyes. Could you please put your clothes on? Thank you!"
"I give this voice-over 88 points because I still need to save 12 points for my driver's license."
Ancestors under the sky: Why do these officials and commoners of later generations always talk like this? They sound so refined and scholarly. That's how we scholars talk. It's so strange!
But look at this constable, he's quite kind and considerate. He even takes the initiative to tie the clothes of the cart puller, even though it doesn't look like a piece of clothing, just a piece of red cloth!
Our sharp-eyed ancestors noticed the traffic lights on the road and became curious about them: What are these things that can change color? Are they used by later generations to indicate road conditions?
According to this yamen runner from later generations, it's red light for stopping and green light for going. How interesting! What if we had traffic lights here too? Wouldn't there be far fewer accidents in the capital caused by speeding carriages hitting people?