coobybook Chapter 563 contains some truly hellish laughs.
Chapter 563 contains some truly hellish laughs.
Where is Adolf's powerful degreasing soap manufactured?
A: Paradise
The sound legal systems of Western countries are largely thanks to the Franco-Prussian War of the 1870s.
Why are Americans bad at playing Honor of Kings?
Because they started with two fewer towers.
[After the triangular trade, the Boston Tea Party, and the Great Depression, the entire Pacific Ocean became a giant sea salt bubble tea—unfinishable, simply unfinishable.]
Li Shimin was the first and only emperor in Chinese history to celebrate Halloween, because if he wasn't given the title of Tang, he would cause trouble (referring to the Xuanwu Gate Incident).
I'm 18 years old, but my brother blushed.
I am Sun Quan. When I was eighteen, my brother Sun Ce was assassinated, and my face was covered in blood.
Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang, "Who is your favorite singer?"
Justin Bieber.
"why?"
"Because I especially like one of his songs."
"Sing it for us."
A slight blush rose to her cheeks, and she softly sang, "Bei Bei, Bei Bei, Bei Bei, oh~, like Bei Bei, Bei Bei oh~"
The phrase "Montesquieu" translates to "Cao Cao, you little bird."
Longkodo dotes on his son, and your uncle dotes on his father.
The earliest player of the "Identity V" mobile game was Zhang Zuolin, and the earliest player of the "Identity V" mobile game was Qin Shi Huang.
[Zhang Zuolin, filled with resentment after his assassination, remains a vengeful spirit, lingering in various train stations to this day. Hence the station announcements: "Please watch your step."]
To commemorate Zhang Liang's contributions to agriculture during the Western Han Dynasty, the structure in the pistil containing ovules is called the ovary.
Qin Shi Huang is the idol with the highest level of fan culture in history, because those who became his fans were all cultured people.
[In fact, Li Hongzhang was the first idol in history to go international, because many foreign fans asked him for autographs.]
[No ships, no cannons, Li Jinglong built them for us—a letter of thanks from the Jingnan Army.]
[After people die, they become stars in the sky. Shang Yang became MacArthur after his death, and Boyi Kao became "The Stars of Humanity."]
If someone were to write a poem for Shang Yang, what should the poem be titled?
—No complete poem after death]
[I've heard that people turn into stars after they die. Could the Big Dipper represent Louis XVI and Shang Yang?]
Triathlon: Swimming, Cycling, Running
The Bronze Man Triathlon: Drawing, Editing, Writing
The Jin people's three tasks: capture Zhao Ji, capture Zhao Huan, capture Zhao Gou [doge]
Please don't make jokes about Louis XVI, because jokes always have an end.
Of the seven Warring States, Qin Shi Huang only conquered six, while Hu Hai wiped out the remaining one.
"The Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period was one of the most equitable eras in history because people of all ages and genders could eat at the same table. [doge][thumbs up]"
"The first emperor in history to seal the wolf's lair was not Zhu Di, but Kublai Khan."
He led an army composed of Han Chinese and massacred his own Mongolian homeland [laughing and crying emoji]
"Actually, besides these, many emperors' nicknames are both funny and a bit hellish!"
For example, Emperor Jing of Han was the Great Chess Master, his son was Wild Boar, his wife was the Great First Medical Master of the Han Dynasty, Emperor Taizong of Song was the Chariot God and the Great Deadly Poison Master of the Song Dynasty (although this is unofficial history), Zhu Qizhen was the Oirat student Mingbaozong, Emperor Jiajing was a Taoist priest, Emperor Youxiao was the Great Ming Carpenter, Emperor Kangxi was Kang Mazi and his son Ma Bao Ma Cao and his grandson Zhang Zong [facepalm]”
"Who is the person Grandma often slaps? I am Zhao Zilong of Changshan (Grandma's fan)."
"Let me tell you one. The election method of the Five Dynasties. When I watched the video of the 'Cart God' of Gaoliang River, I saw that during the Yongxi Northern Expedition, the 'Cart God' ran away on his donkey cart, leaving hundreds of thousands of troops on the front line."
Later, when the army retreated and couldn't find the chariot god, they all elected Zhao Dezhao to succeed to the throne. I almost died laughing when I saw the comments saying "the Five Dynasties' election method" [laughing][laughing][laughing]
“制作出世界上量最多的珍珠奶茶需要以下过程：以大西洋为容器， 先在16世纪到19世纪加入珍珠。 再于1773.12.16加入茶叶 ，接着1919.1.15加入蜜糖。最后于1929到1933加入牛奶， 热奶茶可以等到19世纪30年代以后”
"The fire warms the body, the wind dispels the chill of Jin."
The beacon fires ignited, Bao Si laughed; Qizhen was worth a fortune.
Louis's head was even shorter, and Lady Qi could not hold a hairpin.
Duke Huan of Qi had a filial son, and the wisdom and intelligence of Jin were boundless.
The jade ring hangs in the forest, and the last emperor hides it in the well.
Li Bai, drunk, tries to scoop up the moon; the water is so cold that even coins cannot swim.
Consort Wan gave birth to a son, and Emperors Huizong and Qinzong were struck by a north wind.
Thousands upon thousands of pieces of Yuan Chonghuan's remains, while Fang Xiaoru's ten clans are nowhere to be found.
On the stage of governing the country, Cunxu delivered 100,000 heads in Hefei.
Your words are as incomprehensible as those of Louis XVI.
"Don't panic when zombies chase you. Show them a picture of a British soldier, and the zombies will kneel down and drop a lot of silver notes and piles of gleaming silver..."
"Emperor Huizong and Emperor Qinzong of Song could perform 'Don't Look Down on Me, I'm Just a Sheep' together on the Spring Festival Gala."
Our ancestors under the sky: No, do later generations have a grudge against us? How can we make fun of these things so casually?
And what about Qin Shi Huang? Don't you all like him? Why are you making fun of him like this?
What about Confucianism? Does it mean they don't care about matters concerning themselves?
Confucian scholars of later generations: They're too busy spreading rumors and slandering Qin Shi Huang to bother with this.
The Qing people silently watched the silver being sent from the sky, which was truly their biggest joke. Several thousand people couldn't even defeat a few hundred British people, and a few people were chasing after hundreds of people. Who would believe it if this were told?
The key point is that some of the money given away might be his own ill-gotten gains.
Suddenly, I felt a pang of heartache. That damned Qing government! They've spent all their money on indemnities, and they can't even defeat a few foreigners. Back in the Ming Dynasty, those foreign vassals had to pay us tribute!
Three Kingdoms period.
Cao Cao was so angry when he saw the comments on the sky that said he was a bird that he couldn't eat. He slammed his chopsticks down on the bowl with a loud bang, then picked up the bowl of still-warm rice with both hands and made as if he was about to slam it down on the table!
After she calmed down, she realized she was still hungry and quickly took the food away.
He stroked his beard with feigned nonchalance, as if everything that had just happened was merely an illusion, and said calmly, "We almost ruined the food."
He's a man destined for great things; how could he possibly let himself go hungry over a mere joke from Tianmu?
No way, no way, surely no one is that stupid!
.........
When Zhuge Liang saw his name on the sky, he had a premonition that something bad was going to happen. Sure enough, the content on the sky was just as he had predicted. It was spreading rumors about him and his lord again. It was like an eighty-year-old man playing the trumpet, being indecent!
Not to mention that he didn't even know this man named Justin Bieber Waipan, how could he possibly speak to his lord like that? It was affected, pretentious, and undignified. Did they think he was a three- or four-year-old child?