coobybook Chapter 572 The lawyer was bewildered by the evidence.
Chapter 572 The lawyer was bewildered by the evidence.
[Sharing a few funny moments from the courtroom!]
[Scene 1: I appeared in court myself, and the opposing lawyer scratched his head when he saw the list of evidence—it turned out my client had lied, and I won the case.]
[Scene Two: In a rape case, the lawyer immediately falls silent upon receiving the evidence.]
[Scene 3: Housing dispute, irrefutable evidence of bank transfer records, the judge ruled in our favor.]
[Scene 4: Embezzlement case. The opposing lawyer just kept shouting, "I don't acknowledge the authenticity," which made me so angry I wanted to climb on the table and punch him. In the end, he admitted defeat and urged for a verdict.]
With evidence in hand, you have nothing to worry about in court!
"During the previous labor arbitration, I represented the company in court, and neither party had a lawyer. I showed them screenshots: the woman's husband was using her WeChat work group to verbally abuse the man, saying he was cheating on his wife and that he was going to kill him."
He was so frightened that he ran away and hid for two months, ignoring phone calls and WeChat messages. After hiding, he returned to the company and demanded severance pay. In court, he tried to deny the allegations, claiming that the woman's phone was lost and someone else found it and it was just a joke.
I threatened him, saying I knew the woman's husband's phone number and that I'd call him right now and have him come to court to confront him. [laughing and crying emojis]
"The most outrageous evidence I've ever seen is when the plaintiff claims he swears on his own son that he's not lying, and then asks the defendant if he dares to swear the same."
"The one who swore an oath by the Guarjia clan and the entire tribe has been beaten into handmade meatballs."
"Much of what happens in court is just a performance for the client; a lawyer's true skill lies mostly outside of court."
"Hahahaha, I've encountered several clients who confidently boasted that they left the opposing lawyer speechless in court, thinking they were incredibly knowledgeable and knew more about the law than their lawyers [laughing][laughing][laughing]"
"This reminds me of a news report I once saw. The plaintiff bought a cat from the defendant, but the cat couldn't catch mice. The plaintiff sued the defendant on this basis, even bringing the cat and the mouse to court to prove that the cat couldn't catch mice. [Laughing]"
"Divorce dispute [laughing and crying emoji] Hahahaha, it reminds me of when I was interning at the court. The evidence provided by the woman included a lot of indecent photos of the man and his mistress... The court clerk and I treated the court transcripts like gossip."
"In order to harass the plaintiff, the defendant sent her pictures and videos of himself engaging in sexual acts, as well as a video of secretly putting soy milk into the plaintiff's water cup. [Petrified][Petrified][Petrified]"
"I think I saw this before, a divorce case where the woman disagreed, saying they were both Buddhists and therefore hadn't separated from Buddhism. The man got angry and tried to tear up the Buddhist certificate in public, which scared the judge so much that he immediately granted the divorce [laughing and crying emoji]"
"In a civil case, the plaintiff and defendant had a dispute. To retaliate, the defendant poisoned the plaintiff's chickens. Then the plaintiff dragged all his dead chickens, half-dead chickens, and alive chickens to the courthouse... Just imagine how that smells! [laughing and crying emoji]"
"An older man sued his ex-girlfriend for money. He would take screenshots of the payment record and photos of the rice noodles, even for something as simple as buying her a seven-yuan bowl of noodles, as one page of evidence. He would also take screenshots of the payment record and photos of the eggs, even for something as simple as buying her a bag of eggs, as another page of evidence. He compiled over 200 pages of such evidence into a thick notebook… [smile]"
The lawyers and magistrates under the canopy looked at each other in disbelief at the absurd cases they were handling, including one involving court hearings where people were dressed in funeral clothes.
They also shouted the names of the deceased to the sky and mourned them. The woman was sued for not having given birth to a child after being married into their family for many years (but according to the woman, she was once pregnant but was forced to work in the rain and was not given food all day, which caused her to miscarry).
At the time, she didn't even realize she was pregnant. Her husband's family didn't even bother to call a doctor when they saw her bleeding. In the end, she collapsed on the ground and was only found out she had miscarried when the village chief, who happened to be passing by, called a doctor.
Just as the officials were about to punish this wicked mother-in-law, the old woman immediately changed her expression, feigning pitifulness and trying to gain sympathy, muttering something like, "I know I was wrong, daughter-in-law, I will definitely treat you well from now on, I was senile before..."
The key point is that this woman actually accepted this, as if she wasn't the woman who had just been harmed by her mother-in-law and lost her child.
I don't know what this woman wanted when she married this man. Was it because he was old, because he was poor, or because he had a wicked mother-in-law who didn't care about her and made her have an abortion?
If you marry this kind of person, you'll suffer. Putting aside whether they treat you well or not, they'll probably eat up all the dowry you bring with you.
There are also those friends who, while having dinner at night, bang their heads against the wall to avoid paying the bill, scaring the person in the process so much that they quickly send them away. Later, the person in the other party comes back and reports that they have been run over and killed by a horse. Afterwards, they are questioned by the authorities. Having a friend like that is really bad luck.
It was already cold late at night, and I had just finished eating and drinking when I discovered that my friend had secretly skipped out on the bill. I was so angry that I was about to go home and complain to my wife when I was questioned by the police.
Not only did I get taken advantage of by my friend without gaining any benefit, but I also got myself into a lot of trouble.
I encountered two unpleasant things in one day; I don't know what kind of unlucky constitution I have.
Furthermore, one plaintiff claimed that the defendant owed him 1,000 coins for meat during the Lunar New Year, and that there was an IOU as proof. The defendant, however, said that he had never written an IOU and that he did not owe any money.
When asked who wrote the IOU, the plaintiff said he wrote it himself. He said he owed him 1,000 coins, so he wrote the IOU for him. Regardless of whether this matter has any legal effect, the main issue is that when writing an IOU, there should be a third party present, right? How can you write it for him by yourself? What if it becomes a frame-up?
Some people are really something else, they really don't understand any legal common sense at all!
It's exhausting to watch. The cases we handle every day, especially murder and arson cases, are ultimately a minority. Most of the cases are like these bizarre, trivial matters that appear on the sky.
After working for most of the day, I still don't know what I was busy with, but at least I did some practical things to help the villagers.
A few days ago, I helped a chicken farmer find the chickens he had stolen and hidden in his cellar, and I even received a basket full of eggs from him.
Well, these days I don't need to make my wife go to the market to buy eggs anymore.
…………
Buddhists, on my screen, the man was about to tear up the woman's ordination certificate in order to get a divorce. I don't know I can't touch the screen, but I still quickly waved my hand to stop him: If you want to divorce your wife, then divorce her. What's the point of tearing this up?
You can't tear this up! This is the faith of us Buddhists. How can we let these people who don't understand faith destroy it so easily? What if Buddha finds out and blames us for not being sincere?
This man is truly foolish; he's really angered Buddha, and eight hundred lifetimes wouldn't be enough for him to atone for his sins.