coobybook Chapter 574 The Academy Harem Chronicles
Chapter 574 The Academy Harem Chronicles
[I will not execute you; I will preserve your doctorate. The lab will be your cold palace. Once your dissertation is finished, I will have plagiarism experts review it daily.]
[In the future, historical records, academic information websites, and schools will not contain a single word about you. For now, you will still be respectfully addressed as Doctor, but of course, this will only be while you are still a student.]
Whether or not the review experts are tolerant reflects their magnanimity; whether or not the review experts are tolerant reflects the master's student's ability.
Don't panic, it's just an external audit.
The external interrogation was like a formal interrogation. I know my senior brothers and sisters have been interrogated before, and today they've come to me as well.
Fortune changes every day; after the good times of eating, drinking, and having fun are over, the bad times of staying up all night to finish a thesis are about to begin.
Whether life is good or bad is not up to you, an external auditor, to decide.
External reviewers are experts too, and their feedback is feedback. Please revise it.
[Baojuan, my thesis, my thesis, what happened to it?! (It's turned into a bunch of gibberish, the formatting is all messed up)]
[Students are going to report their senior for copying and pasting, and for padding his paper – a crime deserving of the death penalty!]
The school rules are strict; junior sister, you mustn't spout nonsense.
The feng shui of the laboratory, though beneficial to health, will inevitably lead to your premature death.
[Data and literature shake mushrooms, a glimpse of CNKI egg sausage]
"I dislike the title 'graduate student.' You treat me like a beast of burden, a slave you've never even considered helping me graduate. As for theses, who in this university hasn't plagiarized?"
"This research is the cleanest kind of research and shouldn't be entangled with plagiarism."
"If Sister Mei knew that the thesis she co-authored with AI had been cherished by the Emperor for so many years, she would probably be happy even in the afterlife."
"You one-faced fool [sobbing]"
"That day, Senior Sister Zhuan and Junior Brother were passing by the door of the freshmen's dormitory when they heard strange noises coming from the keyboard inside. They thought it was some fellow students or roommates being indecent, but it turned out to be Junior Brother Sun and deepseek. Senior Sister Zhuan detained them on the spot."
When my senior brother rushed over, the computer was overheating, and my junior brother was sweating profusely with excitement. His fingers were still on Ctrl and C, and the Deepseek website was still hanging on the taskbar—it was absolutely true.
"What's the point of being so clear-headed and self-controlled all day? Can't I just copy it once?! [Frustrated][Frustrated]"
"They selected some good references for me, and I got beaten up. My senior classmates selected some good references for me, and I got beaten up. Why am I being sent to the ranks of those who have to extend their studies? Isn't this telling the whole school that I'm not allowed to be nice to them?"
"Senior brother copied senior brother!"
"You're helping your senior with experiments, but your mind isn't on the important stuff. Instead, you're constantly watching which professor's hand touches your senior's, and what reagents are in the test tubes they pull out! Most people wouldn't even dare to look at these things! [doge]"
"Right now I'm just a master's student. Above that are doctorates and postdoctoral fellows. I need to climb up step by step. The higher I climb, the better my papers will be [doge]."
"Professor, you're only concerned with your senior's publication celebration. Have you forgotten about my paper? It just finished running the data, and the SPSS significance is completely nonexistent! I spent the whole night at my desk begging for its results, wanting to go to the underworld and plead with all the gods and Buddhas there. If you must take a life, take mine, not my paper!"
"Master's degree, I'm nothing more than a bird you keep. You graduate when you're happy, and delay my graduation when you're not. Have you ever had even a shred of sincerity towards me? [Facepalm]"
"I don't want to look back. The nights in the lab are so cold and so long. I don't even want to think about how I got through each second! [doge]"
"When you graduate, I will let you leave the palace, but you will find that there is no job to take you in, and you will be miserable every day. In the end, you will find that the outside world is not as good as the cold palace, but you can't go back to the cold palace."
"My article was rejected, but his was published. Isn't this his article coming to take the life of mine?"
"Cuiguo, tear up her graduation thesis!"
"I was just kidding, I also have an electronic version."
Under the cloak of heaven, the old ancestor could never have imagined that reading could be connected with the power struggles in the harem, especially one so tumultuous and fraught with danger.
Su Shi, chatting with a friend: If I were also in this academy's harem, I would definitely be a low-ranking concubine who is demoted and reduced to a lowly position every day.
It's bad enough that I can't see the Emperor every day, but who knows what I might say that might offend my political enemies, and then the Emperor might order me to be sidelined in Ha Long Bay.
I have nothing to do all day, so I can only write that damn thesis in the cold palace every day. I don't even have any delicious food to accompany me while I'm writing day and night. Sigh, who is it that is enduring this kind of life?
Students who don't like writing under the sky: What is this AI thing that can replace us in writing? If only it could appear here, I could have it do my homework for me every day, and then I would have time to run away and be carefree.
The thought of having someone else do all the homework for me and not having to do it all sounds wonderful!