coobybook Chapter 117 Very Dumb
Chapter 117 Very Dumb
Just like that, Xu Wuyang became famous again because of this series of events.
The number of his fans is increasing rapidly, and before, most of them were fans who were attracted by his looks.
Now he has the power over everyone, young and old, men and women, from a seventy-year-old lady to a six-year-old baby, all of them are under his control.
His schedule has been a bit tight recently, so before joining the crew, Xu Wuyang took the opportunity to finish filming "A Different World in Your Eyes".
This time, they went further south.
I don’t know how the itinerary was exposed. As soon as I got off the plane, a large group of fans were waiting at the airport to greet me.
"Baby is out, baby mommy loves you! Remember to eat more!"
"Tingting! Look here!! Tingting!!!"
"Yanyang, my wife, your husband loves you! Remember to wear more clothes!"
Xu Wuyang: "...", what wife? Who is your wife?
"Xie Ruantian, please eat less and leave some for Yanyan!"
"Xie Ruantian, please don't fall into the cesspool again, it stinks!"
"Xie Ruantian, you are my cesspool prince!!!"
Xie Ruantian: “???”
Fortunately, Xu Wuyang was there to hold him back, otherwise Xie Ruantian would have rushed up and beaten up the fan.
This time their mission was more difficult than last time, and the place they went to was more remote than last time.
But fortunately, the program crew had a change of heart this time and did not kick everyone out of the car, but instead sent them all the way to their destination.
Walking up the mountain path, Xu Wuyang found two wooden sticks on the side of the road and handed them to Luo Yuan and Lin Yanjun.
"This is too remote! Why would someone choose to live in such a remote place? Even a car can't get in!"
Xie Ruantian didn't quite understand and complained subconsciously.
"Besides, if I want to buy something, takeout or delivery won't be able to arrive, and it's too far to go to town!"
"Most likely they hid here during the war..." Lin Yanjun took a deep breath and looked at the mountains in the distance.
"Now that it's peacetime, why don't they move to the city? Wouldn't that be more convenient?"
Everyone: "..."
"Because houses are very expensive, my young master!" Xu Wuyang rolled his eyes speechlessly.
Xie Ruantian scratched his head, feeling that what he said was a bit too brainless, and laughed dryly twice.
"That's right, please cut this part for me. If you dare to broadcast it, you will be dead!" Xie Ruantian threatened, pointing at the camera.
"But the air here is good, the food is healthy, and I heard the elderly here live longer!"
Luo Yuan stopped and couldn't help but sigh.
"That's natural. Look, our food is so safe now.
You see, other people eat raw peanut oil, while we eat blended oil. What do we call this? Nutritionally balanced?
If you continue to eat it for two more years, you might even be able to become a Five Poison Monster."
Xie Ruantian pretended to pat Lin Yanjun's shoulder and comforted him earnestly.
"Uncle Lin, don't be afraid. Let's just hold on a little longer. If we persevere, we can retire at 60. That's going to be great!"
“Hahahaha…” Lin Yanjun gently pushed away the hand on his shoulder and fought back with a forced smile.
"I'm sorry, I'll retire at 60, but you won't necessarily be able to do that. Who's going to follow you?"
Xie Ruantian: "..."
"It doesn't matter. I can go home and inherit the family fortune. I can still have money to spend even if I don't work!"
The staff: “…”, jealousy makes people unrecognizable.
Xu Wuyang tapped Xie Ruantian's shoulder and said, "Look! These leaves are edible. Let's pick some and stir-fry them tonight!"
As soon as he heard that there was food, Xie Ruantian immediately became excited.
"Which one? This one?"
Pointing to the plant that looked a bit like a maple leaf, he confirmed with Xu Wuyang.
"Yes, that's it. Hot pot is delicious too! But I can't..."
However, before Xu Wuyang could finish speaking...
"Ahhhhh!!! Holy shit! Xu Wuyang, fuck you!!"
Xie Ruantian covered his hand that had just grabbed Huo Ma, his expression distorted with pain.
He was so angry that he jumped on the spot and started to yell at Xu Wuyang.
“Hahahaha…” When the others saw this, they laughed so hard that tears came out.
Xu Wuyang was speechless and quickly took some water to rinse Xie Ruantian's wound.
"I haven't finished speaking yet, why are you in such a hurry, Teacher Xie?
How can your father trust you with the family business if you are like this..."
Xie Ruantian had 100% reason to suspect that Xu Wuyang did it on purpose.
I only regret that I was too naive and fell for his trick.
After walking along the mountain road for a while, we finally saw the houses. The village was not big, with only about ten or twenty households.
Surrounded by high mountains, it is home to mud-walled and tiled houses, and there are also some paddy fields where rice has just been harvested.
Standing at the side, you can take in the pastoral scenery, coupled with the setting sun on the top of the mountain, even Xie Ruantian couldn't help but sigh.
"Withered vines, old trees, crows everywhere, small bridges, cows, horses, and people's homes..."
Everyone: "This guy is a bit of a spoiler! Take him away quickly!"
This time, the program crew still adhered to their usual style. As soon as they entered the arranged accommodation, they immediately began to confiscate prohibited items.
Having learned from the previous lesson, the staff conducted a detailed inspection of Xu Wuyang's sleeves.
Sure enough, he took out two bags of spicy strips, five small bags of beef jerky, and several small packages of daily nuts.
Even Xie Ruantian found several pieces of imported chocolate in his sleeves.
The staff member held the captured trophies in his hand and looked at Xu Wuyang provocatively.
That look seemed to say, "I knew you were being dishonest, and I caught you!"
Xu Wuyang stared at the snacks in the staff's hands with a look of loss.
The staff looked at the pitiful little eyes and felt soft-hearted for a moment.
But when he thought about his job, he became hard-hearted again.
The production team was even more cruel this time than last time. Not to mention sweet potatoes, not even a fart was seen.
As soon as they entered the house and put down their luggage, they urged the guests to help the villagers work in exchange for food.
"Ah... the production team is so stingy, they didn't even give me a sweet potato! So annoying!"
Xie Ruantian's face fell and he howled towards the sky.
"Hurry up, Teacher Xie, there will be no work to do later!"
As luck would have it, the production team seemed to think that he and Xie Ruantian were a perfect match, and put them in the same group again.
"I have to go door to door to ask if they need help, and I still can't find anyone until dark."
"Hello, auntie, is there any work for us?" Xu Wuyang walked directly into a house and asked with a smile.
When the other party saw Xu Wuyang and Xie Ruantian, he immediately said, "Ah? Yes, can you help me bring the cow back home?"
"Oh my god, how do you know there is work to do at their house?" Xie Ruantian was a little unbelievable and asked Xu Wuyang.
Xu Wuyang quietly leaned his head close to Xie Ruantian's ear and whispered, "I just saw the cameraman sneak into their house..."
Xie Ruantian: “…” This makes me look stupid.
The two followed the direction pointed by the villagers and found a big buffalo beside a paddy field.
The buffalo glanced at the two of them, chewing some grass in its mouth, and blew a breath at Xie Ruantian with its nose facing the sky, indicating that it had already greeted him.