coobybook Chapter 212: Not coming is not a man
Chapter 212: Not coming is not a man
"My grandma and I found you next to the garbage truck.
At that time, you were still wearing an old black cotton coat, and there was a lot of blood on your body. We couldn't wake you up even if we called you.
You've always treasured that cotton coat, only wearing it when it's really cold. It's still in grandma's mahogany box."
After Yuanbao finished speaking, his eyes were still a little red, probably because he thought of the original owner's appearance at that time.
Xu Wuyang always felt that the scene described by Yuanbao was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember it.
I thought I would find some time to go back and visit my grandma’s old house.
"Would you like some water?" Cheng Wang suddenly asked.
Xu Wuyang shook his head and put his head on his back.
"So what do you want to eat tonight? I'll make it for you..." As he said this, he held Xu Wuyang steady to prevent him from sliding down.
"Then can you make minced meat eggplant for me? It tastes delicious when you make it!" Xu Wuyang raised his head immediately when he thought of this.
"Well... I'll make you whatever you want to eat..."
Xu Wuyang put his arms around Cheng Wang's neck, touched his chest muscles, and drooled with envy.
Because Xu Wuyang has not appeared, netizens have been speculating.
Some people combined his last Weibo post, conducted various analyses and discussions, and finally came to a conclusion.
Xu Wuyang was heartbroken by netizens and decided to retire from the world and stay away from worldly affairs.
This statement completely hit the sore spot of netizens, and they all went to Han Min's Weibo to make a fuss.
Tell him to invite the person back no matter what.
He threatened that if he couldn't do it, he would put a black plastic bag over his head when he got off work.
How could this be possible! Han Min cherishes his life very much, so he decided!!!
I won’t go off work... I might as well just sleep in the company and not leave. Let’s see what they can do to him!
At this time, Han Min was sleeping soundly on the sofa when he was suddenly awakened by the ringing of the phone.
"Hey…"
"Hello! Your local delivery is at the front desk. Could you please come out and sign for it?"
Han Min opened his eyes drowsily, propped himself up from the sofa, and slowly walked to the front desk.
I saw the delivery guy, reached out to take the package, and quickly signed my name on it.
He has been at the center of public opinion these days, and those people don't dare to force Xu Wuyang now. They only pick on the weak and come to force him.
He bought a lot of daily necessities online, intending to stay out of the spotlight at the company for a while.
He opened the express package. He bought too many things and opened it as soon as he got it. He didn't know what was inside.
He was unpacking the package slowly and just as he was about to cut through the transparent tape, a fist suddenly hit Han Min on the forehead.
"what…"
Han Min was so frightened that he almost had a heart attack and threw the express box away.
He covered his chest and swallowed his saliva, then he managed to calm down. When he looked closely, he found that it was just a scary spring toy.
It goes without saying that this must be the work of Xu Wuyang's group of unscrupulous fans.
He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead speechlessly, and suddenly felt like he touched something stuck on his forehead.
When I tore it off with force, I saw it was just a sticker with words printed on it.
"If you don't show up at the company gate, you're not a man!"
Han Min rolled his eyes speechlessly and threw the things into the trash can.
It's such a crude trick, and you still want to lure me into it? It's really wishful thinking!
Thinking of this, he immediately pulled out the red broom from the corner and walked out of the company gate with a heroic and confident look.
A moment later, Han Min ran back with his hands covering his left buttocks, grinning, and the broom in his hand was broken by his steps.
But he still looked unconvinced and looked around.
He picked up Xu Wuyang's human-shaped stand and rushed out again, with the momentum of thousands of troops.
Half an hour later, Han Min ran back, holding his right buttocks, and the sign in his hand was gone.
The front desk staff used to see that sign every day, which finally helped to dilute the resentment of the cattle and horses.
As a result, the sign was gone now, and he said to Han Min speechlessly: "What a gift..."
Han Min felt very upset. Everyone was bullying him, so he decided to complain to his leader.
He heard that Assistant Xiao next door complained to his boss and received a large bonus!
He doesn't care! He wants it too!
He immediately disguised himself and quietly slipped out of the company's back door.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I went out, I saw a few people standing at the door with several plastic bags in their hands.
Those people just glanced at him and immediately lowered their heads to play with their phones, obviously not recognizing him.
Han Min's legs were trembling, but he managed to stay calm and walked out with an expressionless face.
After walking about three or four steps out of the door, he carefully glanced at those people and slowly relaxed his vigilance.
Just as he was feeling smug, one of them suddenly stood up and was about to put a plastic bag over his head.
"Damn!!! This happens again!!!"
In the villa, Xu Wuyang was playing games with Cheng Wang and a few others.
"Awang, when the dragon knocks them up, use your Daji's second skill to control them directly.
I'll use Wang Zhaojun's freeze, Yuanbao Zhenji's ultimate to splash water, and Lin Yue Yixing's ultimate to trap them. Got it?"
Several people were ready to go, looking at the five opponents who were trying to steal the dragon.
At this time, the doorbell rang and the housekeeper went out to pick seafood.
The others went to the back to use the swimming pool. Xu Wuyang, wearing slippers, slowly ran to open the door.
“Who is it…?”
Just as he saw the five people on the opposite side being knocked up by the dragon, Cheng Wang directly controlled the shooter on the opposite side.
Xu Wuyang opened the door, but it was pushed open from the outside, and Xu Wuyang was frozen crooked by the collision.
Yuanbao used a big move to splash on the red bulb.
The opponent, Lu Bu, reacted quickly and jumped up, covering the four of them like a god descending from heaven.
At this moment, a voice suddenly exploded in his ears.
"I am Zhao Zilong from Changshan!!!"
Xu Wuyang: “…”
Xie Ruantian yelled and rushed in from outside the door like an idiot.
Before he could react, a large bouquet of flowers made of red bills immediately appeared in front of him.
Xu Wuyang's eyes lit up, and he felt that Xie Ruantian was simply the cutest person in the world.
The little fist hit Xie Ruantian's shoulder, and immediately there was a back and forth punch. He swung his arm backward and leaned forward with his head lowered.
"Xiliang Jin Ma Chao is here!!!"
Han Min followed closely behind, holding his butt: "..."
Xu Wuyang carefully placed Huahua on the bedside before coming down from upstairs.
At this time, Xie Ruantian was playing games on his mobile phone, and Cheng Wang was controlling Xiao Daji to defend the high ground with a resentful look on his face.
Xu Wuyang turned to look at Han Min, looked him up and down, and asked hesitantly.
"You...are you going to get a buttock augmentation?"
Han Min: “…”, there are some circles that are really impossible to fit into.
Han Min looked at his CEO with a gloomy face, then turned to look at his own artists, and suddenly he felt sad.
He grabbed Xu Wuyang excitedly, tears streaming down his face.
He revealed all the intimidation, humiliation, abuse and beatings he suffered from netizens.
The little action of wiping away tears, those accusatory words, and those exaggerated little expressions must have shown that he had suffered a great injustice.
As he spoke, he did not forget to glance at Cheng Wang.
But the other party seemed unmoved, thinking that the other party did not see it.
Then he took small steps and slowly walked to the sofa and sat down.
"Hiss...Ah..." As soon as his butt touched the sofa, Han Min jumped up.