Chapter 238 Cannon Fodder Wife and Domineering Boss 35
Chapter 238 Cannon Fodder Wife and Domineering Boss 35
Yan Jiu's face was solemn: "Dandan, if the people from the underworld come to arrest me, you will definitely help me, right?"
The Egg System's voice sounded somewhat helpless: "I can't help you. I have no experience fighting ghosts."
Upon hearing this, Yan Jiu snorted lightly: "Forget it, I can't count on a little waste like you."
"Those who killed me, I will make them pay the price."
"Go kill the enemy who killed me first."
Yan Jiu and Gu Wuyan drifted to the black market together.
They found an arms store and rushed in. Yan Jiu packed a bag of grenades and pistol bullets, and Gu Wuyan picked up two rocket launchers and ran away.
The owner of the weapons store was standing behind the counter bored, when suddenly he saw two loaded rocket launchers fly out by themselves. He was so scared that he hurriedly hid behind the cash register.
He trembled as he took out his cell phone and called his younger brother: "My store was robbed, come and help me quickly."
After a while, several younger brothers came running over with a few pistols.
When they saw the muzzles of two rocket launchers pointed directly at them, they instantly became timid.
He knelt down and begged for mercy: "Brother, spare my life."
Yan Jiu looked at the minions blocking his way and shouted coldly, "Get lost."
Several of the younger brothers were so frightened that they were pissing their shit out of their pants. One of them even shouted in panic: "The rocket launcher can talk, and it's an extremely evil female ghost... Brothers, run quickly... Don't let yourself be caught by this extremely evil female ghost, or you will die if you are caught..."
When the boss heard this, he was so frightened that his face turned pale. He also ran out, crawling and tumbling, "Wait for me! I don't want to die of exhaustion..."
Yan Jiu looked at their fleeing backs, speechless.
"You're crazy, I'm not interested in you."
Gu Wuyan came close to Yan Jiu and said flatteringly, "Wife, don't be angry. How could you possibly be interested in that kind of ugly guy? If you want to have sex, then go for a top-notch handsome guy like me. I have good kidneys and I won't die of exhaustion."
Yan Jiu directly took the rocket launcher, turned around and fired a shot at Gu Wuyan, making a big hole in his chest.
"Stop talking nonsense and go quickly."
Gu Wuyan covered his leaking chest, not daring to complain at all, and obediently followed Yan Jiu with the rocket launcher on his shoulder.
After walking a few hundred meters, Gu Wuyan cautiously reminded Yan Jiu: "Wife, aren't we being a bit too conspicuous? Look, everyone is staring at us."
Yan Jiu: "Just watch it, as long as you don't stop us."
[Egg System: Two rocket launchers flying in the sky, it would be strange if no one was watching. I guess a Taoist priest will come to take you down soon.]
Yan Jiu: "Then let's take a different path."
Being a ghost is more powerful than being a human. The two followed the scent of their enemy and found the secret residence of the killer in black.
Yan Jiu fired two shots at the man in black who was smoking and drinking, sending him to death.
The pitch-black soul of the man in black floated in the air, and when he saw Yan Jiu and Gu Wuyan, he rushed towards them viciously.
"So it's you two who are the ones who are hurting me. I'm going to make your souls fly away..."
Before he could float three meters away, a dark chain hooked his neck and dragged him away.
"Black Shark, a 45-year-old assassin of mixed descent from three kingdoms, died in a weapons explosion. He committed numerous crimes during his lifetime, with 299 innocent lives on his hands. He is now being taken to the Eighteenth Level of Hell by the Soul Catcher for trial."
[Egg System: My dear, thank me now! If I hadn't disguised your rocket launcher as the man in black's own weapon, causing his accidental death, you would have been taken to Hell by the Soul Catcher to stand trial.]
Yan Jiu: "Thank you."
[Egg System: No need to thank me, just agree to one of my requests.]
Yan Jiu: "What's your request?"
[Egg System: Your enemy is this assassin in black. Killing him will be considered revenge. Don't mess with Gu Wuqing. If you kill the male protagonist of this world, I won't be able to cover it up for you.]
Yan Jiu: "Oh, forget it, I'd better finish the task first."
[Egg System: My dear, I'm a little uncomfortable with your sudden obedience.]
Yan Jiu: "You'll get used to it in the future."
[Egg System: This is not like you.]
Yan Jiu: "That's right, it's not like me."
[Egg System: ....]
Yan Jiu and Gu Wuyan, two ghosts, sat under a big tree and watched the ambulance come to the black-clad family to put out the fire.
Yan Jiu: "I appeared in my parents' dreams tonight, telling them that we are doing well and asking them not to worry and to burn more paper money for us."
Gu Wuyan: "My dear, you are so kind. You will love me even in death."
Yan Jiu sneered twice.
She had no choice.
"We're already married, there's no need for a wedding. Just give me a baby."
Gu Wuyan grunted for a long time: "I can't give birth."
Yan Jiu: "Waste."
"Even after turning into a ghost, you're still so useless."
Gu Wuyan: "Then I will be your woman in the next life and give birth to your children."
Yan Jiu felt a little excited when he thought about that scene.
"That's what you said."
Gu Wuyan: "Yeah."
He looked at Yan Jiu hesitantly and said, "Wife, we can only stay in the human world for 7 years. After 7 years, we will be reincarnated and the child will be separated from us, so it is better for us not to have children."
Yan Jiu asked Dandan in his mind: "Only 7 years, so does this mean my mission is successful?"
[Egg System: I don't know either. The tasks shown in the background are still in progress. If you are unsuccessful, you can continue after you are reincarnated.]
Yan Jiu: "It's the same as if you said nothing."
[Egg System: This is the first time I've encountered this kind of situation. Who knew you would be so useless this time, becoming cannon fodder so quickly?]
Yan Jiu beat up Dandan.
The beating left its bald head covered with bruises.
"If your system wasn't so useless, would I have become a ghost? You still have the nerve to call me useless. The most useless thing is your useless system."
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