coobybook Chapter 67 Walking Hormones
Chapter 67 Walking Hormones
67 Walking Hormones
A group of walking hormones are vying to find Jiang Yingying. When they hear that they can only marry her early tomorrow morning, they all want to go and watch the fun.
Well, the number has increased by another twenty-four.
Eight miles is not far, and the young people sang and danced, vying to carry the sedan chair and gifts, and set off in a grand procession.
Such a large wedding procession had not been seen for decades. Coupled with the group of well-dressed rich young men in the city, the wedding was even more extraordinary, attracting people on the street to come out and watch.
The first time Xiao Wei wore a red shirt, red pants, red socks and red shoes, a group of young people kept teasing her: "Xiao Wei is becoming more and more like a kid."
Chenxia announced: "I have decided to marry Xiaowei, no one of you can snatch me away."
"I wish you a happy marriage and a son soon."
"I hope you will have someone to cry with and someone to laugh with."
"I wish you two a sweet and everlasting love."
"I wish you will never get tired of each other, and only envy the mandarin ducks instead of the immortals."
"I hope you don't throw things when you quarrel."
"I hope you don't bite your lip when you kiss."
"Stop, everyone. Give one of you a kiss first to make us jealous."
"Yes. After the kiss, send her to the bridal chamber."
"Don't be so particular. You can give birth to a son in the wild."
"Could it be that Xiao Wei is good at drilling into sorghum fields?"
"The earth is our bed, the sky is our quilt, the mountains and rivers are our pillows, and the moon is our lamp."
Wang Youfu and his group were so angry that they cursed secretly: These city people really know how to have fun.
The people over there were shocked to see so many people coming, and hurriedly asked people to add more tables and more dishes.
What, no drinking, no locking the door or anything like that?
Don't worry, the process hasn't reached that stage yet.
At this moment, the wedding procession has just walked to the wedding tent outside, and several rows of stools are filled with wine bowls, all of which are quite full, creating a strong atmosphere of showing off one's power.
Seeing that the number of people is unexpected, can we add more?
No, you can't do that to someone's face.
These city kids were not good at drinking, so Wang Youfu stepped forward enthusiastically and drank up the entire bowl in no time. If Haitao and the others had not rushed to try a few sips, there would not have been enough to share.
The one who was used to welcoming the bride immediately started shouting, "You are just that young, who are you looking down on?"
"That's right. Is President Li in vain?"
Wang Youfu took the lead in making things difficult: "We haven't had enough fun yet, bring a few more bundles."
It would be rude to move again, and they won't be fooled.
People started to make a fuss here and blame each other there.
At this time, the family elders have to come out and pretend to apologize, which also means that the following procedures will be more difficult.
Normally, the man will not wait for the elders to come out, but will find a way out and say "drinking without food is not enough", then move a bench, find a seat and wait for the meal to start.
But Wang Youfu's group was originally unhappy with the city people, blaming them for stealing the limelight, and if they didn't get it back now, when would they? They ignored the matchmaker's persuasion and started to make a fuss to ask for an explanation.
If the elders were forced to step in, the woman would lose face.
Xiao Wei was not aware of this rule at first. When he understood it and wanted to stop it, the elders had already come out. He hurriedly pushed Wang Youfu away, moved the bench, and helped the old man with Shi Mingsong's cousin who was wearing the same red clothes: "Young people are ignorant, please don't be offended, old man, we will apologize to you."
The elder had no choice but to go down the stairs and said, "We were not thoughtful enough and neglected you all."
Then the matchmaker began to sing and talk, praising the girl for being so outstanding and the boy for being such a good match. She even praised every cat and dog in the girl's family.
As a rule, the woman should also praise the man, and the two sides begin to compete in eloquence. In this stage, the woman can choose not to praise, or wait for the man to finish praising and then say a few words.
But the woman's side found an expert who would only compliment the man when the matchmaker paused, until the man ran out of words, and then the match would officially start.
The matchmaker started to get anxious because the couple didn't follow the rules.
This thing won't work without training. Some people in Wang Youfu's group knew a little bit, but they were defeated after just a few words.
Everyone knows that someone is up to something bad over there, so what can they do?
Chenxia was so anxious that she jumped up and down: "Xiao Wei, hurry up and think of a way. Do you have any songs? Play one for him."
After receiving the reminder, Xiao Wei immediately got excited and sang "I will love you forever and ever":
We are destined to meet, neither too late nor too early
I will never forget your beautiful smile
I don't look for anyone except you.
Hand in hand, always relying on each other
The blessings of this life are the result of hard work in the previous life.
You are the best gift God has given me.
With you, I am haunted
The flame of love is always burning
I want to love you until we grow old together
Love till the hair turns grey, the heart will never grow old
I want to hug you every day
Happy life is always beautiful and tasteful
I want to love you till the end of time
Love will never fade away
I hope we can meet again in the next life.
I will love you forever
The young people quickly found the rhythm and followed Xiao Wei's gestures to clap their hands and hum.
There were more people here, so the noise was louder than that over there. Plus, the lyrics were simple, and young people had good memory, so they started singing along the second time.
As the song went on, the voices became louder and louder until there was no sound at all from the other end.
The singing here became more and more exciting, and even Wang Youfu's group started to shout along.
At this time, someone from the woman's side had to come out and apologize and admit defeat. There was a shoveling going on over there, and no one was willing to come out and lose face.
At this moment, Shi You started singing in the back. Her childish voice was clear and distinct. It was the song "Hand in Hand with You to Travel the World" that Xiao Wei had taught her and Jiang Yingying.
The stream is gurgling and I'm sitting under the bridge
Watching the sun rise and set in the west
The rainbow in the sky reflects the sunset
That's the home you and I long for.
The lingering love and beautiful years together
The love of the dancing butterflies is pure and flawless
You carry autumn, winter, spring and summer on your shoulders
Weaving a fairy tale of love with you
You are my little fool in this life
Under the moon and flowers, they snuggled together and whispered
In fact, you don't know how strange love is
I will never be afraid of you accompanying me for the rest of my life
You are my little fool in this life
Loving you doesn't require promises and is never false
We care about each other every minute
I will hold your hand all my life and travel the world together
Considering that these guys in the city would definitely make trouble at the wedding, they would not let Jiang Yingying go unless she sang a new song, so they taught her in advance, but they didn't expect to shoot themselves in the foot.
Shi You inherited Jiang Yingying's genes and had a good grasp of the tune. With her charming childish voice, everyone here just appreciated it and kept silent.
What is rare is that the rhythms of these two tunes are similar, so they can be interspersed without being out of tune.
Xiao Wei wanted to remind Shi You to stop, but the child was very competitive. Seeing Xiao Wei singing with her, she thought it was encouragement, so she sang even harder and started dancing.
The young people in the city were all shocked and applauded, which further fueled Shi Xiao’s vanity.
Damn, it’s not over yet.
Xiao Wei secretly groaned, and now it was their turn to join in the fun and clap their hands.
What the hell is this?