Chapter 2007. Life Experience System 18
Chapter 2007. Life Experience System 18
Liu Shan suddenly felt that encouraging him seemed inappropriate, but not encouraging him seemed even more inappropriate. Han Zifeng looked at his list and didn't even think about starting the work. After all, it was such a long list. Zifeng didn't say much, just killed him, and once again, he nailed a list to each person's head and threw it directly at Liu Shan.
Liu Shan felt helpless, feeling like this kid was just taking revenge on him. Even so, Zi Feng was very efficient when it came to his work. In just one day, he had finished most of the tasks on the order.
Liu Shan looked at the list that was already mostly completed speechlessly and said, "You are really fast."
Zi Feng nodded and said, "Yes, I'm very professional in this area. You'd better give me some good reviews quickly, otherwise if I really don't master the butcher profession well, you will be the ones who are unlucky."
Liu Shan said, "I totally understand." He was a psychopath who could call killing people a butcher. If this profession wasn't popular, it would be bad luck for everyone. So, Liu Shan mobilized all the soldiers to help him gain recognition. "Not bad," a group of soldiers said, "Compared to them, this kid calling himself a butcher is really okay."
Looking at the recognition that was fully achieved in one day, Zi Feng said to the life experience system, "Look, the public's eyes are sharp."
The life experience system complained: "Maybe they don't want to see a butcher like you?" Zi Feng pursed his lips unhappily.
The group looked at Zi Feng's expression and wanted to laugh. Based on the principle of finishing the work, Zi Feng handed over the remaining tasks to Liu Shan and left it alone.
When the sun rose again, the life experience system said: "Today's occupation: Fisherman."
Zi Feng nodded and asked, "Where's the boat?"
The life experience system replied: "At the beach." Zi Feng nodded, said hello to Yao Yanwang and Liu Shan, and prepared to run to the beach. The two of them followed Zi Feng to the beach out of curiosity. They wanted to know, can this child drive a boat?
After seeing how Zi Feng got on the boat, the two could conclude that this kid really didn't know how to drive a boat. Since that was the case, everyone said to this kid fishing: It's impossible, absolutely impossible.
Zi Feng said: She is not professional in fishing, but she can catch fish.
They happily went out to sea, but before they even cast their nets, they saw a warship approaching from a distance. Liu Shan asked, "Isn't this where the navy patrols?"
Zi Feng complained: "No, that boat is not ours. Didn't you see such a big plaster?"
Liu Shan was happy: "Let's sink it."
Fortunately, Zi Feng was proficient in mechanics, and after a couple of tests, she was able to operate it normally. She approached the warship and confirmed the national flag on it. Zi Feng came to the bow, happily took out her sword, and chopped it down with one force. Well, looking at the ship on the opposite side that was cut in half, Zi Feng said: This is not a problem.
Not to mention Liu Shan, even Yao Yanwang remained silent. Her livestream was now filled with nodding, wanting to know if the child was truly alright.
Even the coast guards who were caught were speechless when they saw this kind of indifferent treatment. Even the other fishermen who were traveling together, intentionally or unintentionally, kept away from Zi Feng's boat. This woman driving the boat was too violent. Over a disagreement, she chopped the Japanese boat, chopped it, chopped it... Is this something a normal person could do?
Zi Feng was always casual when fishing. She would watch people fighting and throw the fish directly into the sea. She also tried to do it, but every time she would just throw it out... Finally, she decided that if her skills were not enough, she could make up for it with magic power. She used her mind to scan some of her favorite food, threw it into her net, and picked it up.
Netizen: Can anyone help me install it?
Seeing this comment, Zi Feng said, "No, no, no, I just lack skills, so I'll make up for it with my mana. I don't need anyone else to throw it, I can do it myself."
Netizens clicked, glancing at the livestream's title. It was normal for a psychotic livestream to do something like this. It was just that they'd obviously considered it, and only the things they caught around dinnertime were normal. Most of the time, Zi Feng's catches weren't anything serious. For example: fish, shipwrecks.
Liu Shan couldn't handle it anymore, so the Coast Guard, who were nearby dealing with the Japanese ships, decided to collect the spoils. Liu Shan said he wanted to confiscate all of these things.
Zi Feng was very unhappy. Today's gains were all confiscated. Given her situation, the bonus was paid out relatively quickly. After a day, perhaps because of the people in her live broadcast room, under her torture, her recognition still rose relatively quickly.
Zi Feng said to Liu Shan, "Wow, my online friend is quite sensible."
Liu Shan: "Is there a possibility that they are innocent and don't want you to go crazy?"
Zi Feng slapped Liu Shan on the head and said disdainfully: "Can you speak? Can you speak? Can you speak?!" Yao Yan laughed mischievously.
Liu Shan scratched his head helplessly. Forget it, forget it. Anyone who can squat in this live broadcast room is pretty crazy. So be it. Zi Feng suddenly said: "By the way, I have another homework for you Internet police. My loyal fans, the more loyal you are, the more you need to put on record. If you are not crazy, you can't be my loyal fans. Besides, if you watch this crazy for a long time, you will need mental counseling, even the hospital!"
Corning Hospital: "Xiao Feng, you're not serious. It's not that you get distracted after watching it for too long, but it's just relaxing, okay? Watching your live broadcast is quite refreshing."
Zi Feng actually retorted, "So, did you pass the assessment this year? Don't look at my live broadcast. Everyone who watched me failed the exam. They just went along with the crowd."
Corning Hospital: "We are a professional, formal psychiatric hospital. Please trust my expertise."
Zi Feng curled his lips and said casually: "This is how movies are shot." Netizens could only laugh.
The internet police still felt that since the streamer had reminded them, it was better to check it out, just in case. Zi Feng glanced at a user named Jin Hua Song Die online and said calmly, "The internet police are working!" She directly gave an address and then said, "It's Jin Hua Song Die. The young lady said she wanted to jump off the building." What could a group of police officers say? "Hey, work!"
A group of police officers said: "Mission received. Go and save people quickly." Netizens said: "Sister, I want to eat the whole melon."
After seeing the situation on the police's side, Zi Feng calmly began to share the news: Simply put, a cheating mother, a vicious father, a black-hearted stepmother, a super-male brother, and a broken her.
Netizen: Details, details,
Zi Feng said to the live broadcast room: "Well, let's continue as long as the police haven't left. Go to Hanjia Village and find the body of the cheating mother. This is the whole story." To be honest, she was still telling a story.
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