Chapter 2087. Crossing System 76
Chapter 2087. Crossing System 76
The old man nodded, and Han Zifeng continued, "Sanqing Temple, arrange it; arrange the Buddha's Tathagata Guanyin and other temples; arrange the temples of Yang Jian, Nezha, and Sun Wukong; and whoever you remember can be arranged, the Dragon King Temple, the Mazu Temple, all are fine. For example, Ying Zheng, the Yellow Emperor, the Yan Emperor, Chi You, Hou Tu, the King of Hell, all are fine. After all, if you burn a few more incense sticks, maybe someone will come to your rescue when you encounter trouble."
The old man nodded. This was really easy to say. After making all the arrangements, Zi Feng decided to take a bath. After thinking for a moment, she said, "Take a bath. Ask a few female soldiers to help. You can keep the blood on my clothes and study it. Just give me some normal clothes."
What could a group of people say? It was a small matter, just arrangements. By the time Zi Feng had fully rested, the old man had already mapped out the placement of his machine and had secured nearby soldiers. Zi Feng thought about it and said, "Let's get the word out. I want living animals. The soldiers will be responsible for the rest."
Zi Feng made sure and scattered the machines. After making sure the nearby troops had found them, he said to the old man, "The soldiers have taken over my machines. I won't be in charge of anything else. I'm leaving one ton of rice, one ton of noodles, one ton of whole grains, two tons of vegetables, and two tons of meat inside. We'll take care of them if they're not enough. Once production resumes, I'll be done with them. I'll pay you what you charge. You don't have to sell them too high. After all, now that the disaster is over, just go to the Nuwa Temple and burn a few more incense sticks."
The old man smiled: "Your requirements are so low?"
Zi Feng spread his hands and said, "I'm a professional assassin, so I'm doing some good things while I'm at it. Isn't it because I'm also Nuwa after all?" The crowd was speechless. Entering the mythical arena again, the referee announced the contestants from the five countries and said, one is two vs. two, and the other is three vs. three.
Zi Feng then asked, "Five on five, I'll go three on five." After some discussion, the referee actually agreed. Zi Feng asked the referee again, "Does the pet count as one or two?"
The referee replied: "The pet and the owner count as one."
Zi Feng looked at the five gods who came up and thought, wow, they really spared no effort. They all had names, such as Amaterasu, Yama, Chak, Osiris, and Loki.
Looking at this scene, it was really rude! The referee said, "You need to provide the divine book."
Zi Feng asked curiously, "What is the Divine Book?"
The judge said, "The book that summons the gods."
Zi Feng nodded, threw out a pitch-black token and said, "Then you can use this. Whoever doesn't accept it, I will chop him down."
The referee took a look and asked, "This is the token of Nuwa Palace, so why is it black?"
Zi Feng calmly replied, "Because I am the World-Destroying Nuwa, my token is black." She shuddered, transforming into a snake with a human head. "My original form was also black," she said. "To put it simply, the Nuwa you see is mentally sound, while I am insane. How can we be the same?"
Not to mention the referee didn't know how to respond, even the opposing gods didn't know how to respond. Zi Feng simply waved his hand, opened the gate of heaven, and shouted: "A piece of stone, two pounds of lotus root, three eyes and a dog on a leash. Yang Jian, Sun Wukong, Nezha, come down and beat them up. Yang Jian, bring your grass-headed god to the lower world to solve problems."
Not to mention the silence inside and outside the gate, the people outside the Lingxiao Palace were thinking: "Is it really okay to call these three traitors like that?"
The people on the stage inside the gate, upon hearing this, thought: "Why do they sound like a bunch of street urchins?"
Three people appeared, and Yang Jian looked at the person opposite him and asked, "Are you sure one of us can't take down all five of them?"
Zi Feng complained: "You are a group of five, do they have any face left? Besides, the evil spirits in the lower realm harm mortals. I asked the three of you to come down together. If anyone does not listen to you three, chop them all down."
Sun Wukong complained: "This job is suitable for Liu Er."
Zi Feng asked disdainfully, "So all those who become Buddhas are Liu Er?"
Sun Wukong: "Ha."
Zi Feng was curious: "You seem quite normal now." He reached out and touched the monkey's head, then really took off a golden hoop and asked: "Do you want more?"
Sun Wukong was a little dumb, but he still said, "I'll give it to you."
Zi Feng threw it towards the door and shouted, "Sister, take it." No one dared to fight with Nuwa for it. Zi Feng said calmly, "Quick, show everyone what 37 is."
Yang Jian: "37?"
Zi Feng complained: "Three punches will make them pass the seventh day. The seventh day is a must, you three will be done as soon as possible." The three of them exchanged glances and rushed towards the group of guys, and then, well, it was almost the same, it was really three punches that made them pass the seventh day, but, it was the entire myth arena that passed the seventh day.
Looking at the mythical arena that was directly cut into four parts, Zi Feng turned his head and said to the referee: "You are not good enough. How come your arena has passed the first seven parts?"
The referee whined, these three were too brutal! She took a deep breath and asked, "Who are these three?"
Zi Feng answered happily, "The three traitors in Heaven are the ones who make trouble for no reason. The monkey, the kind who really hits people; the three-eyed god of justice, who kills his uncles like a nephew and his nephews like an uncle, and kills his cousins with one axe; the one on the wheel, who skins dragons, pulls out their tendons, and returns the bones to his father and the flesh to his mother. He's all about rebelling. These guys, if you have a way, you can go, but if you don't, you'll die."
The referee whined, and one could tell by the sound of it: they were definitely three street urchins. Zi Feng, observing her expression, said, "Oh, three eyes really can't be considered street urchins. The three here means the second generation of a third-rank official." As they spoke, the five corpses were already in place. Yang Jian gathered the bodies and told his dog to take them one by one.
Everyone was silent now. No, no, it hadn't even been thirty minutes, and the entire mythology stage had collapsed. This was all about a willful character, wasn't it? Arriving at the official home she'd been given, Zi Feng said to the old man, "The monkey is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong. The boy is Nezha, the Lotus Root Man. The three-eyed man is Yang Jian, the God of Justice. The dog is a pet, but it's more formidable than the weasel. The monkey became a Buddha during the Tang Dynasty, and the other two became gods during the Shang Dynasty. Build a temple, start building one."
She thought for a moment and said again, "Yang Jian is the Jade Emperor, that is, the nephew of God, and his master is Yuanshi Tianzun; Nezha's master is also Yuanshi Tianzun; this monkey is the reincarnation of the Sky-Repairing Stone, and his master is Bodhi Patriarch. Of these three, only one is the main character, and he has a strong background."
The old man asked curiously, "What about you?"
Zi Feng calmly replied, "My knife is tough." Everyone nodded. She still inquired about disaster relief, and after confirming that everything was okay, Zi Feng gave the three rebels a mission: "You three, follow this map and go around. Kill anyone who isn't human, or who doesn't look human. Those who obey orders can stay. The main focus is on cleaning up, with a secondary focus on keeping the victims alive. Oh, and here's the key point. We don't support eating wild animals right now. Animals need protection. And, you have big appetites, so you could easily eat endangered species."
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