System experience officer

Chapter 2250. Auxiliary System 4

After all, not all the families of anti-drug police officers have perished, so this money is still quite useful. Moreover, the money is held by the anti-drug bureau, so it's perfectly acceptable to use it to help the families of martyrs.

The people in the anti-drug unit are quite loyal. They've helped many other units and families in need, too. They've been incredibly busy with the anti-drug work lately, thanks to Han Zifeng. They're mostly handling logistical support. Right now, as long as they're checking border crossings, they don't need many people, so there's still a lot they can do.

Having had enough fun, Zi Feng started looking for a place to slack off, even posting on her own platform: "Baby's going to slack off, anyone who dares to bother me, don't blame me for killing them with my 'Didi'!"

Netizen: "Is it really okay for you to say that?"

Zi Feng calmly replied, "Oh, aren't all the fans calling me 'Thunderstruck'? You want to challenge 'Thunderstruck'? No problem, leave your name and I promise to make your accusation vindicated."

The netizens below are all clicking "no, no, we've only said a few words, how did it turn into a 'King of Hell' call'?"

One netizen timidly asked, "Were you the King of Hell in your past life?"

Zi Feng replied, "No, I'm working for Nuwa. However, most of Nuwa's clan mends the sky and creates humans, but I'm born rebellious. My main goal is to become a world-destroying Nuwa, and killing and annihilating clans is my job. It's just that this world doesn't allow spirits, right? So I won't come out to scare you. But those who owe merit can be cleaned up without any harm. Anyway, if the higher-ups aren't satisfied, I'll cut them all down."

Netizen: "Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning for talking like that?"

Zi Feng replied, "No, if they try to fight back, I can make them reset to zero. It's you mortals who will suffer."

Netizen: "You are promoting feudal superstition."

Zifeng: "Oh, it's nothing. I've already reported it to the government. You guys can go check it out. The video of offering incense to the Thunder God is an official, serious video. I've already reported it to them, so I'm not considered a human anymore. But we can't scare children, so we still need to live like normal people."

Netizens clicked the screen again. Okay, okay, some netizens actually went to see it and saw a group of police officers watching the child worship the gods, speechless. Then, lightning and thunder struck all over the world, and they were all speechless.

Zi Feng said again, "By the way, when you come to my live stream, you'd better watch your mouth. If you can't speak properly, just shut up, or I won't care if you die. I really deduct merits here. If you say too many bad words, I might not see them, but if you get struck by lightning, that's none of my business. I'm saying this in advance."

Think about it, she still used her magic to condense seven words on the wall behind her: "Swearing will bring curses."

After a while, Zifeng erased the words conjured by her magic. The words were still visible in her livestream, and Zifeng was quite satisfied with the internet cafe manager. The netizens were even more silent. The internet cafe manager then sent four First-Class Merit plaques to the livestream, introducing them as one each for his grandfather, grandmother, and parents. Behind him, another Special-Class Merit plaque and a First-Class Merit plaque appeared, reading: "Streamer cleans up drug lords, streamer sends back national treasures."

All netizens fell silent again. Zi Feng asked curiously, "Wait, when did I get those two brands?"

The network administrator actually replied, "It's in production, probably in another two days. Where should I put it?"

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Sending a national treasure is a first-class merit, right? If you send it to the Ouyang family, the one with the special merit will be placed in the same exhibition hall as my family's first-class merit. By the way, does my brother have one?"

The network administrator said, "He earned a third-class merit based on his own merit, which can be considered as making up for his mistakes."

Zi Feng nodded: "Alright, alright. By the way, I'm just opening a live stream. Um, I'll do fortune telling on stream. If any of your kids are being naughty, you can talk to them here too. Um, I'm not short of money, so if you want to ask a question, just send something and you can connect. There aren't any fancy gifts, but you can at least give me a little heart, right? No, two cents, at least two cents, otherwise I don't think I'll even get a cent." She tilted her head, thinking.

Well, so netizens clicked on it, and one of them asked, "Aren't you losing money at such a low price?"

Zi Feng replied, "It's a loss, but I don't get involved in karma, so I only do things for you if you pay me. The more money you pay, the less karma you bear; if you pay less, you have to bear the consequences yourself. Anyway, once the job is done, the problems afterward are none of our concern. To put it simply, if you pay less upfront, you lose luck and merit, depending on the size of your request. If you pay more but the job is small, I have to give you some good fortune in return—that's the idea."

Netizen: Host, is it really okay for you to go into so much detail? Are other fortune tellers like this too?

Zi Feng replied, "Generally speaking, if someone is truly capable of helping you resolve matters, you'd better give them more. First of all, the spiritual energy in this world is scarce, so it's not easy for someone with real ability to help you resolve matters, so giving them more is only fair. Secondly, those kinds of people know their own situation. If you give them too much, they will return it. After all, mortals cultivating immortality all have things like the five deficiencies and three lacks. Some of them are short of money, and if you give them too much, they might not dare not return it, and they might even lose their lives. So, generally, we don't accept more."

She added, "Oh right, if someone proactively asks you for money, you should be wary of scams. Basically, if you've already paid over 5,000 yuan, and they still ask for more, you really need to consider the situation. Because real cultivators usually prefer a fixed price, so if they don't say anything the first time but then ask you for more money later, it's either because they can't handle it and need to call in outside help, or you've encountered a scammer. You need to consider all of this. I suggest that you at least pay after the matter is settled."

Netizen: Do gods and ghosts really exist in our world?

Zi Feng shrugged and said, "No. I've traveled all over the world and haven't seen many. I even took down a few on the side. So right now, it's more like a scammer's opportunity, not a high one. It's okay, I have official certification here, so I'm responsible for what I say. But whether there are any strange things in those ancient tombs or anything like that is not within the scope of my guarantee."

Netizen: Aren't you afraid of being boycotted for being so honest?

Zi Feng replied earnestly, "Oh, you should ask, do they dare? The entire planet, outside of our territory, has basically been plundered bald by me. If I were to do a live stream, they'd be setting off firecrackers, okay? Now, other countries can't even plunder me if they wanted to; it's all on our planet." Netizens commented, and Zi Feng complained again, "For example, how did I get those merit plaques? I practically plundered them bald, skinned them alive, and got them back."