System experience officer

Chapter 2314. Boss System 9

Han Zifeng is now the living advertisement of the Divine Demon Academy. Although she's slacking off, no one dares to say anything. After slacking off for over a year, all one hundred employees have finally reached level 100. They too are about to be struck by lightning and then ascend to immortality.

To be fair, most of Zifeng's employees are fairly reliable. The only awkward thing is that while they've arrived in the Immortal Realm, it's hard to say whether they're righteous or evil cultivators. Fortunately, many immortals have descended to the mortal realm before, and Zifeng and Nuwa happily shift the blame to those immortals. She simply says, "I sent you down to educate them, and you've educated them to this extent. Whoever did the education should be held accountable."

After realizing negotiations were futile, the group of immortals decided to give these unruly kids a second education. It wasn't too difficult, they figured they could get back at them; at worst, they'd have to descend to the mortal realm for tribulations. Anyway, their boss abandoned them once they reached level 100, completely ignoring them.

The contracts on their bodies were also directly terminated, and Zi Feng's mission was considered complete. Zi Feng thought about it and still contacted the First Question: "First, isn't this boss system too limiting? By the way, would this system still be useful in modern society, living in an ancient society, a relatively peaceful and normal society?"

First: "So, you want to experience modern society?"

Zi Feng complained, "This era is one thing, but how do you play with ancient and modern times? It's not very realistic, is it?" She thought for a moment and said, "Let's give it a try. After all, different worlds have different minimum requirements."

The first thing that struck Zi Feng was that he was kicked to the era of Qin Shi Huang. Zi Feng looked at Qin Shi Huang in front of him, nodded, and opened the system, roaring: "What do you mean by kicking me to the era of Qin Shi Huang?"

The first cheerful reply was: "Ahem, just take a look."

Zi Feng chuckled sinisterly, "Hehehe, you think I'm just playing around? Fine, let's see if I dare to go crazy." She looked at Qin Shi Huang and readily produced an employee contract, saying, "Ying Zheng, sign this and become my employee. By the way, bring the Chanyu here to work for you too, and the barbarians as well. This world is vast, and your only job is to unify it for me. As an initial investment, I'll provide an elixir of immortality. Of course, Zhao Gao, your son, that pig, and Xu Fu—chop them all up and feed them to the dogs!"

Ying Zheng: "Can you give me a reason for killing those three?"

Zi Feng calmly replied, "The Qin dynasty only lasted two generations, and that pig was Qin Er Shi (the second emperor of Qin). Zhao Gao was an accomplice, making Fusu commit suicide. Meng Tian and Bai Qi killed everyone they could, but not a single one who deserved to be killed. Xu Fu was just a swindler who tricked you out of three thousand boys and girls and went to the Eastern Yi to become emperor. By the way, your second mission is to wipe out the Eastern Yi, the more razed the better, leaving no survivors."

She thought for a moment and then said, "The elixir of immortality will be given to you; the other employees will not receive it. My goal for you is: wherever the sun and moon shine, it will be Han territory. Don't try to fool us; you'd better obediently type out that sentence."

Zi Feng asked Qin Shi Huang curiously, "So, what's the main problem right now?"

Qin Shi Huang counted, and basically, he lacked everything. Zi Feng said speechlessly, "Alright, let's sign the contract first."

Qin Shi Huang calmly pressed his handprint, while Zi Feng contacted someone to request the elixir of immortality. She directly asked the First Prince, who immediately jumped to his senses: "Wait, who are you going to give the elixir of immortality to?"

Zi Feng gritted her teeth and said, "Employees, Qin Shi Huang, this time I'll take the whip and whip them to unify the world for me. No food? I'll provide it! No weapons? I'll provide them! We'll wipe out the Japanese devils, wipe out the Koreans, and the main strategy is to wipe out any group that dares to disobey. Also, Bai Qi, we must have orders like this."

First: "Hey girl, is this really appropriate?"

Zifeng happily exclaimed, "Perfect! So I don't have to learn bird language!" She didn't even know how to reply to the first question; this was going to be another wild time. *Sigh*, then sighed again. But wouldn't you say this counts as being a boss? Absolutely!

Fortunately, Zi Feng had a longevity pill made from water, the kind that cures all diseases and prolongs life. Not to mention anything else, even an ordinary person could live for a thousand years by taking just one pill. Zi Feng nodded: "Okay, a thousand years, we'll talk about it if he's not tired of living."

Zi Feng handed the Longevity Pill to Qin Shi Huang, saying, "It guarantees a lifespan of one thousand years!" After thinking for a moment, she gave him a Body Tempering Pill, adding, "Body Tempering Pill, well, after eating it, it's like having your bones and skin peeled off, reforging your bones, meridians, and flesh. If you can get through it, all your diseases will be cured, plus a thousand years of life. Well, if you cultivate immortality yourself, you could probably ascend to heaven in broad daylight, right? You're the First Emperor, you should have that level of skill, shouldn't you?"

Ying Zheng nodded, decisively summoned Bai Qi, Meng Tian, ​​and Fu Su, and began making arrangements. Zi Feng asked curiously, "Wait, where's Li Si?"

Soon, Li Si was also summoned. Zi Feng looked at these people. Bai Qi's problem was purely a matter of lifespan. After calmly signing Bai Qi's contract, Zi Feng decisively gave him a Longevity Pill and a Body Tempering Pill. Meng Tian's lifespan was several decades, so that could be ignored. Besides, with Bai Qi around, Meng Tian could really be reconsidered.

Fusu was a wise ruler, but unfortunately he died too young. As for Li Si, well, what can I say about him? Zi Feng looked at Qin Shi Huang with mixed feelings and suddenly understood why Li Si rebelled. Compared to Qin Shi Huang, a wise ruler, Fusu was better than Huhai.

As for Xu Fu, Zi Feng glanced at him and then said to Qin Shi Huang, "No, how could such a shrewd group of you be fooled by him? He really did have a way to achieve immortality, but he ate it himself, and all that's left for you is a poison pill." This immediately enraged the group, their veins visibly bulging.

Xu Fu asked angrily, "Why are you meddling in other people's business?"

Zifeng happily exclaimed, "Standardize the written language, standardize the gauge of carts, and unify weights and measures! Refuse to learn bird language! Refuse to learn bird language! Refuse to learn bird language! I'm just a bad student, so what?!"

Xu Fu was speechless, but still asked with feigned bravado, "Aren't you afraid of the immense karmic consequences?"

Zi Feng retorted happily: "I dare to interfere because I can afford to lose. Just tell me, do you admit you're even human?"

Xu Fu was speechless: "Of course I'm a person, this house is full of people."

Zi Feng conjured a snake tail and said with a smile, "Oh, I'm not. Also, although I'm not a native deity of your family, our family's karma is still significant. Since ancient times, the Nuwa clan created humans and mended the sky. We've been involved in all major events among mortals. The problem is, those who mended the sky and created humans are all good-tempered and wouldn't do something so unreliable. But they have bad tempers and love to meddle. What can you do about it?"

"You can all just act like you're human. I can use my family's reputation as the 'Saint Mother of Humanity' to gain attention, so I can meddle in human affairs. As long as I don't choose to exterminate the entire race, no one will bother me. If you're not happy, you can beat Bai Qi first before you talk to me." She pouted and whistled.