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Chapter 2386. Doomsday System 10

Yang Jian looked at Han Zifeng with a strange expression, then suddenly said, "Sure enough, some people are just not meant for romance." Zifeng nodded seriously, and the onlookers all sighed. Yang Jian pondered for a moment and said, "But some immortals just want to be mortals."

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Then learn from your Xiao Qi. You want to fall in love, right? Fine, remove your immortal bones and descend to the mortal realm as a mortal. That way, even if you cause a huge uproar, it won't be your problem. The mortal realm has its own rules, and at least the situation of total annihilation is rare. Also, the distinction between immortals and mortals is the job of the Thunder God. First, you need to see the man's character. At least he shouldn't be a complete villain, right? Secondly, don't the Miao people have love potions? Although we immortals can't use immortal magic when we descend to the mortal realm, we still need similar protective techniques."

"Then there's the issue of being love-struck. I feel that if you encounter someone with a love-struck mind, you should try to save them if you can, but if you can't, then don't bother. You can remove their immortal bones, but you can't grow their brains. But as for Lü Dongbin and Peony Fairy, although Peony Fairy is a bit love-struck, you can still consider restarting them. Don't just abandon them and leave them alone."

Yang Jian interjected, "What if she's still love-struck?"

Zi Feng shrugged: "The opportunity has been given. When her love-struck brain is gone, she can ascend again. Isn't this job supposed to be done by the Thunder God? She should be ruthless with her love tribulations. If she can overcome them, she can ascend; if not, she can reincarnate again. The point isn't whether she can ascend or not, but that she's been given a chance to repent. Get the point right. Then there's the immortal-demon love, the immortal-monster love—that kind of cross-species interaction, no, that's the kind of setting. How am I supposed to even comment on it?"

Yang Jian: "All your love and attachment to immortality will be sealed away, and you will be reincarnated to start over."

Zi Feng laughed and said, "Reincarnation and cultivation are no problem, but don't seal their memories. Let them experience the hardships of the human world, so they won't transfer their hatred onto you. Just say they want to fall in love, and we'll find someone else for them. There are so many people in all of China. If you're so capable, why don't you all descend to the mortal realm just to fall in love?"

Yang Jian was speechless. Thinking about it, it made a lot of sense. Zi Feng said, "The key point is that people with great love in their hearts don't care whether they're in a relationship or not. People without great love in their hearts don't care whether they're in a relationship or not either. If you can't let love affect your mind, then you're truly useless."

Yang Jian's third eye began to gleam. There was still a lot of room for maneuver in this. Zi Feng continued, "Actually, is it possible that you people above are too boring and lack experience? Apart from cultivation and procreation, there's not much else to do. Because you lack experience, you're easily deceived. A few sweet words and you're done for. Tell your people below to provide you with some melodramatic idol dramas. Guaranteed that after a decade or so, their hearts will be at peace. In modern terms: another day of fear of marriage."

Yang Jian actually laughed: "You didn't specifically look for someone who's afraid of marriage to read, did you?"

Zi Feng shrugged: "The point is, you can specifically look for people who are afraid of marriage. There are also those who fill up the East Sea and sacrifice mortals at the drop of a hat. If anyone supports them, they are all sealed off and thrown down to undergo tribulation. They are simply told, 'Your character is not good enough, you have to start over.' If anyone disagrees, just tell Si Ming to copy the script."

Zi Feng thought for a moment and said directly, "Also, you can't create a small world out of thin air, but it's not difficult to create a world that doesn't require many rules based on a book, just like an illusion. Then, your gods think that the male and female protagonists of that novel are suitable for them, and they are envious, so they make up such an illusion and throw it in to refine their hearts, with a blister on the foot as the main character, which they all chose themselves."

She suddenly clapped her hands and said, "When testing, we'll use Nezha and the Monkey King. If they're no longer useful, we'll use new people, like your brother-in-law whom you don't like. We can see if he truly loves your sister! Or, we can cleanse the Seven Fairies of their romantic fantasies. That's the kind of game we play. Sages can definitely do it; cultivating one's heart is very important. You see, mortals these days can come up with all sorts of new ways to play."

Yang Jian seriously considered it, but to Zi Feng's dismay, both Nezha and Sun Wukong said that testing was a good idea, as it seemed like a lot of fun.

Nuwa was speechless; these three treacherous brats were truly wreaking havoc! What left everyone speechless was that the Queen Mother was the first to agree. Right? When gods fall in love, the Three Realms are in turmoil. It must be suppressed. Next, all those who longed for mortal life were dragged away to undergo heart-refining trials. Those who could leave were spared; those who couldn't were sent to the mortal realm to cultivate again.

Zi Feng watched with amusement as the immortals, who were in a rather miserable state, were almost all thrown into the Spirit Immortal Realm to start over. He wondered what the Demon Clan was thinking; they thought the Immortal Clan's method was good and actually tried it out themselves. And then, hahaha, Zi Feng couldn't help but laugh – they suffered a complete annihilation!

The monks, to some extent, understood that being unsociable wouldn't be appropriate, so they directly initiated the Buddhist trial of Pigsy (Zhu Bajie). The Joyful Buddha was the first to be eliminated and have to start over, while Pigsy was completely unharmed. The entire pilgrimage group of five also passed the test smoothly.

But when it came to the spirit beasts, even with the back door opened, more than half of them were still dead. Zi Feng couldn't help but complain, "It feels like the Journey to the West series has been completely flooded with water."

Sun Wukong said indignantly, "Well, I've become the Great Sage of Balance, how could the water not be full?"

Zi Feng complained, "You're just a 'Balanced Sage' to begin with, this isn't something that can be done by being withdrawn. By the way, is Tang Sanzang really that powerful?"

Sun Wukong retorted, "What do you take the Six-Winged Golden Cicada for? It's a notorious ancient beast, and it's only this ferocious. It's really much more reasonable than you think."

Zi Feng rolled her eyes at the monkey. To be fair, perhaps with her curse suppressing them, there weren't many unreliable monks on the Buddhist side. While not everyone cleared the level, the success rate was still quite high. Zi Feng was quite satisfied with this, and with the special rewards given to the monks by the Heavenly Dao, quite a few monks had advanced in rank.

Zi Feng was quite satisfied with this. Now that she was sure there was nothing exciting to see in this world, she packed up and prepared to leave. As for the money she had lost, Nuwa here would help her collect the debts.

Apocalypse System: "This reward of five units of Primal Power has been distributed to your Primal World... System uninstallation in progress..."

Zi Feng felt a blur before her eyes, and she found herself in a new world. But the sounds she heard made her want to swing a knife. What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? It felt like she had arrived in Japan.

Before Zi Feng could even react, the next mechanical voice made her even more agitated. "Ding, Shikigami System activated, newbie gift pack reward."

Zifeng looked around and saw a fox mask and a paper umbrella. Zifeng tapped her fingers and wondered why this system seemed so unreliable.